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Munchman347
Yeah, somebody told me there was a cow on my car, but it was a lot of bullshit...
randomlychosenusernameinuse
Dangit, I can't find my cow scraper anywhere!
ohnonotthisagain
Mooove bitch, get out the way, get out the way, bitch, get out the way.
AnOldJudge
I didn't know that it snows in India.
PotassiumLover
Does this happen when it's below freezing and it would normally be raining cats and dogs?
odserg
In mother Russia, cows farm you
Imnotapancake
People easily forget this! +1 for usefull reminder
Drumuph
Holy cow
EverythingIPostIsOC
+1 for that suspension. didn't even flinch.
tobucks
Those Texas hood ornaments are getting ridiculous.
ifound5dollars
Mrdaihatsu
That BMW would not have an unfazed front suspension with that load. The grill and head lights would be crushed and the bumper in the snow.
AmbyCakes
I'm sure we all understand that this isn't real
ReadOnlyMemories
Happy Cow
1bossstang
Just tenderizing my beef.
IWatchedYouGetThemWet
Bovine motor works
andy78uk
I remember this from Top Gear
wander
Ctrl+f 'cowbell' — 0 of 0.
AmbyCakes
Imagine using this excuse to call in sick and it actually being true.
bugeyetex
We only make one thing: The ultimate driving moochine
IsTheWinkImplied
We must all be extra COWtious lest we cause an udder catastrophe.
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
German bovine need to stay warm too
GiantMoron
My drill instructor (USAF) would ask if we wanted BMWs. We'd say yeah! And he'd say Big Mexican Women! Then he'd laugh at us (he's Mexican)1
GiantMoron
I now have a BMW, she is awesome. 2
supinebovine
I approve this post!
thefuckingwalrus
Automobeef
PrincessWordplay
It's a B M Double-Moo
Philosophdog
Username relevant
DoesThisKeyboardWork
I prefer medium rare, but this comment is well done.
stevenwonder
Uco
Codedependent
That was delightfully terrible.
Rips4w
Last year my incredibly intelligent, yet technologically naieve, mother posted this to Facebook, totally convinced it was real.
IShouldGoBackToLurking
Fun fact: "naive" spelled backwards is "Evian" (like the bottled water). - I'm fun at parties, (sigh) not really
bravosbandits
When I grow up i wanna go to bovine motor school
hexachordalcombinatoriality
Milwaukee?
IDontWantOnePositionIWantAllPositions
Milkwaukee*
hexachordalcombinatoriality
I almost went with Moowaukee but wasn't sure it would read. I like yours. 5/7
hexachordalcombinatoriality
Also I do need to know where this was taken, I have a friend in Wisconsin who keeps saying the Midwest isn't as cow-land as we thought
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
also look out for pigs on the wing. You know that I care what happens to you.
areallycreativeusername
My mom's cat died when her dad restarted the car after the cat crawled up into the engine area
WhiskeyWhiskyWhiskeyWhiskyletstrythewholelot
Damn ! Was the car damaged ?
GreedyJungle
O_O that's a bad way to go
areallycreativeusername
Yeah, my mom's family had bad lick with cats when she was younger. One fell out of a window and landed on a fence. (Lived) and another drank
areallycreativeusername
Antifreeze (unfortunately died, in front of my aunts girl scout troop)
halasterblackcloak
It sounds like a small child dying from the cat scream ....bone chilling
cocksparkle
Animals dying violently make some fucking horrifying sounds. It's horses that get me the most though.
PotassiumLover
I didn't need this