A dump on a glass table

Feb 2, 2018 2:08 PM

Troyificus

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hey robotnik how accurate is this

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Dog tax! This is Roxy, she's a psychopath.

#becauselyingunderaglasstable #whilesomeonetakesadumponit #isafestishforsomepeople #imnotonetojudgeorkinkshame #butthatsoundsprettyshittytome

#21 must live in Oregon

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

#30 is insidious

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 Who peels a lime? Just bite right in. Make sure to wash it first, though.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Who else had to re-read #30 because you pronounced gif correctly in the first panel

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Thought I was alone

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

i read it correctly both times because thats how it is

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Young Memes here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my 8yr old daughter just read #25 out loud in my ear before I realized she was there, shocked me, made me lol +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had me at Snickles. +1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#24 is from Clickhole

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Praise Bruce.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoyable and +1 for your tags

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

I lold so much. And roxy? She's a psychopath? Omg. Also at first i thought those dots r nipples or boobs. So plankton got 1nipple or what?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those tags really tie the whole theme together nice one mate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is #56 supposed to say?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe yum?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone commented a while ago the original ad says 'caramel'.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 is she buttering toast to go with a cheesesteak and fries?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought it was an Italian Beef. Don't know which is worse

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's mayonnaise.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Earth isn't flat, but floors, sidewalk tiles and so on are. People walk on manmade flat surfaces a lot, so shoes conform.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Earth is also larger than 2 meters in diameter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 https://imgur.com/ByoewHs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's amazing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 I gave a lemon to a student and the fucker just started peeling the damn thing like an orange and ate the segments like it was nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was your student me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Celebrighettis are always trying to avoid the paparazziti. It's a shame they never have any privacinne.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You need more upvotes

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Pastarazzi, IMO.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice

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What is actually being put into M&Ms?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#01 Jeff

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My nama jeff

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My name Jeff

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McKayla Macaroni

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That's Jefé, cabrón

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeoss

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#44 Is it because a lot of men like ponytails?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you mean #45 ? securing one's long hair behind their head is standard prep before providing oral sex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 That's definetly Channing Tatum.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Damn, a laugh or a decent sized smile on almost all of these, excellent! +1

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#12 Plankton seriously has strange boobs.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now you want to see the whole Take On Me video in spagetti.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do?

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Desperately.

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Wait so #33....

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#43 i had plenty of friends i knew the last time was the last...i was a military kid and friends came and went all the time

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This one still fucked me up. I sat pondering the applicability of that in other aspects of life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to work with a guy who told me one of the best things in life was laying under a glass table and watching a woman take a shit on it.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Was this a really lax work environment or was the guy just a habitual over sharer?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They assembled furniture together at IKEA. That's how they tested the durability.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Probably both.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My rap name is Young Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney. Replaying that game for the first time in a decade. It's genuinely making me happy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish I could upvote this comment more than once

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Young Memes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Young Cuddles

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Young pornography, but I was more satisfied than happy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a risky combination of words.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, I never even realised.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you played Phoenix Wright vs Professor Layton? Honestly one of the best games I’ve ever played. I hope it makes you happy :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I haven't! Haven't played anything after Apollo Justice. But I will if I keep riding this Ace Attorney train.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, PWvsPL is great. Loved AA1-4, didn't get into the new ones as much but still fun. Ace Attorney is life

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0