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Sep 10, 2016 12:12 AM
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Johnny5dicks
Set it on fire
BanadecCamberbootch
You say danger noodle, I say venomous cuddle noodle
Actualdeadpool
Someone call Jake the snake Roberts!
smithdogg22
LogicalSenselessness
Just pump a little gas on him. They use scent to see don't they?
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Welp. At least you have the necessary ingredients to burn that popsicle stand to the ground.
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
Snake in the gas
the0thermrt
Well the gas is there. All you need is a lit match
rezpawner
Is that a fucking rattlesnake?
yellowtoolboxblackbag
No, he just looks a little high and lonely.
clutchthepearls
Looks like it.
geiokami
Ah texas
ugn1
Florida? Australia?
DefaultImgurUsername
Australian snakes are more cunning. Also if OP was Australian it would be a servo or service station
Magsnificent
Maybe both. Floridaman could be vacationing in Australia.
TheBearsMaiden
that's not a nope thats a nope rope or snek]
HellomynameisSatan
You put that there.
butmahitsjustmebooo
Did @op call animal control? That's not safe for a snake, the nozzle is supposed to be freezing cold!
kraeftig
Since when are gas nozzles refrigerated? They're ambient temperature.
butmahitsjustmebooo
It's the gas that's in it. It's kept cold.
kraeftig
I also under the impression it's kept ambient ground temperature which is party of the reason the holding tank is underground? I've split -
kraeftig
it on myself before and it was neither cold nor warm.
kraeftig
Also, a quick google shows that recommended storing temperature for gasoline is "room temperature", which would be = ambient u.ground temp.
PepeLuhPew
Nope rope. Haven't you been here before?!
KiltedinSeattle
I would, positively, diesel my shorts if I saw this.
xoltx
Just pour some fule on the snek and light it on fire
Shourin
That'sssssssssssssssssssssss a bit of a problem there. Let'sssssssssssssssss hope you were not on empty!!!!
ialwayssaywhyiupvotestuff
Kill it with flames... Maybe.
FlashyBeige
Sssssupreme?
Markersman
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
InternetNamesMatter
Explosion at gas station today
WaitWhatgoshdarnit
Awwwe. Did you boop the snoot?
HanSolo312
That looks like a venomous snake to me. Booping is discouraged in such circumstances
Sugarcrotch
ya with a match
SepiaSkies
This doesn't make sense. The odor of gasoline is used to hunt rattlesnakes, prompting them to evacuate from their holes.
samuelcoffey
It's trying to learn how to breathe fire so it can become a dragon
BaKerBruh
I would gladly set it on fire to try an help it .
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Or huffing fumes to forget about its life of eating garbage-stuffed rats.
IWantToBeHonestWithYou
Australia? Australia.
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KnockemD
Vur nice.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Jessus snek the weeeel, plz!
OnlyPuns
The gassssss ssssstation.
Krimper
I opened my gas door once and it was full of wasps. Atleast you can see this one and avoid it.
notthatdrunk
Last weekend I was going to start filling up, and somehow there was a wasp nest on my gas cap. I can relate lol.
tylerbroski
Saw a few wasps fly into my trunk, wondered why. Opened up trunk, didn't see anything. Look up, wasp nest right there on the inside.
kodi72
I was looking to buy my first car and came up on an old Chevy police car. The owner, a grizzled old veteran shows me everything. 1/?
kodi72
At this point I notice he only has 2 fingers(it's important for the story) on his dominant hand. So I ask to see the trunk. 2/?
kodi72
He grabs the keys and I notice some wasps flying around and heading into the trunk. What I saw next was amazing. 3/?
kodi72
A wasp nest the size of a football. Without hesitation he takes it chunk by chunk and crushes it in his stump hand.
TheWhiffKing
Huh. I had a customer at my job (Convenience store/gas station in Florida) come in to get gas and found out he had wasps. Is this common?
dirtywildlifer
If you don't use your car much during summer sure..... wasps will nest in any sort of cavity
Lurd
Set fire to your car. Only option. I'm sorry
Rifneno
The nice thing about wasps is... ... umm... I don't think it's possible to complete that sentence. Nevermind.
DMmeYourRecipes
The nice thing about wasps is they make you appreciate a lack of wasps better.
StarkeRealm
...they die in a nuclear detonation, unlike cockroaches and reality TV personalities.
Xyring
Greymalum
I would not. You know that's an abnormal spot for a snake, might have been placed there. it's not warm, nor much shelter as people frequent
HeavymetalRandall
I doubt very much that this snake slithered up there on its own.
Silliosophical
I've seen snakes curl up with the garden hose when it's wrapped up on the wall-storage-thing. About the same height as this. A gas pump? Eh.
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
I'm no snakyatrist, but surely the fumes would deter it even if it was nice and warm there?
StarkeRealm
"Herpetologist."
Jetlagged
Who are you to assume this man has an STD? Jerk...
Fairdinkums
The smell aswell is surely a turn off?
Sticklebrickk
All the angrier