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I'm dubbing it: The Perp Walk: Vehicular Edition
Safi ✨
EmeraldLight
#8 Not gonna lie, as someone with bad knees who wants to be more active outside of the water doing more than just hobbling around, I'd try it
jenofthelake
#26 NEVER!
SavageDrums
#16 Sometimes? I have absolutely no idea how my thoughts are going to end until I've stopped talking.
BoredLyron
#45 LotR *is* a remake. There are too many shots that reflect the Bakshi animated LotR that it is clear Jackson took influences/paid tribute to it.
However I am completely open to a muppet version. The only problem would be that the Swedish Chef would be perfect for way too many roles. Though I would probably go with Saruman, as the white color already matches and Saruman was known for his eloquence and ability to influence people with his words.
StarSaber317
#26 that's why i save up for movers.
crabpuss
#26 I have wardrobe boxes of books and this has not yet deterred me
byronwilliams4010
#11 Doesn't beat the picture in the Time-Life WW2 book series showing RAF personnel smoking while assembling grenades.
CelestialSea
#28 If they have ADHD or are trans they should be Tangentialeigh.
TheNotGreatDane
#17 I still wouldn't play a sport.
Wasnbo
#3 Not the most unhinged thing, but I make muffins by feel. Some amount of flour, baking soda, butter, eggs, things to change up the flavor or texture, adjust ingredients until I get a good batter. Some batches are better than others, but none were an outright miss so far!
byronwilliams4010
#49 "I thought I had vomited up my immortal soul." - Mark Twain
SatansRepairDroid
What a good pic of Safi
se7enblessings
#26 I've only thrown my back out once and that was picking up a box of books when moving apartments. "They're just books, can't be that heavy right? "
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
The rule is always to use small boxes for books. You might have a crap ton of boxes to move but you will not injure yourself or others! Alternatively, get a dolly & move that shit.
haveanupvotegif
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
#6 The paparazzi pic? Not that unique, surely?
UltraLincoln
#42 one cause is there are fewer good URLs left for their domains 🤣
middlenameconfusion
#8 I... assume... it's like regular running, but since there's a frame supporting the body's weight it puts less stress on the knees.
73Challenger318
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmFzaGx5aHU4cW9hdzN3bmI3Y2xtbGIyNG1uamZpbjY0MDQzeXh3MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0HlvHSlAXYlz6Y92/200w.webp
justaguyinthebackrow
#3 Yeah, that's unhinged.
JustDumbCommentsAndCorrections
Say what you will, he understood the assignment and delivered.
PrecogFrogOnALog
Imagine how much time they're saving every month by not having to press the numbers every time
InfOracle
I mean, 100%, but also....you know??
canadaslittlereader
My gramma has done this my whole life
derpderpderp182
I kind of like it. The microwave we had growing up was just one knob… indefinitely preferred that to what we have now.
However that thing was HUGE. Like 100 pounds and like 3ft by 3ft by 3ft.
gcleff19101
I'd burn my house down I get too distracted
L0rdinquisit0r
#6 parliment vote: the eyes have it
ElroydIsGone
British windshields have to be made from the same material as the glasses in "They live". It's a consumer law!
TocinoATX
#2 A good whole hog barbecue joint serves it "from the rooter to the tooter."
FortifiedWhine
#5 Fuck. So was I. I've had the same email for 21 years and the same phone # for 26...
ThatQuietlySmirking
I got my name as my email because no one else in the world (so far as I'm aware) has the same name.
ConsumerOfStories
#17 track and field, 100m especially
Bleppo
#49 I hear the Irish call that "puking the ring", as in, puking so hard your asshole comes outta your mouth
DickLaurantIsDead
Checks out +1
Thargrid
Irish, can confirm.
Comet260
Those Irish have an expression for everything!
Mugz
Australians are usually first past the post on these sorts of things. Fair play to the Irish on this one.
mikewicked
As an Aussie, we also say this.
vanillarogue
they have such a way with words <3
mothmam
Such natural poets
middlenameconfusion
#44 I hope Nazgul did well enough to place in the top 3. That's all I ask.
horsesareevil
honorary good boi gold
Tolocamp
#8 That is just running with extra wheels.
NOINITIATIVE
#18 next bond villain? "Diamondgaze"
L0rdinquisit0r
#34 big bird id big
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
#20 his fucking WHAT?!
Zooperfalcon
Wore 'em during filming of Captain America; scene at the start where he's running "barefoot" through the streets...
phoenix0path
Likely required PPE.