How to make your PC run faster! Pro Tip!

Jun 22, 2016 12:36 PM

bearmohawk

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OP should really warn us first before posting a spoiler

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now pour 93 octane in it and watch it go blazingly fast.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs go faster stripes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom, @OP is spoiling his computer again!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just add water.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop it! You should never spoil a PC. You will regret it when it grows up to be a dick.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a skirt kit and spoiler at the side of the road on garbage day. Must have upgraded to a minivan. Poetic really.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cant I just paint it red?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Da red wunz go fasta!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stripes will give it an extra 5 MHz

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shot when nothing loaded I thought my pc was really bad lol problem between screen and..?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks - will try that tonight

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your PC is black, so it already runs faster.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

also add some vtec stickers! +50HP per sticker!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoilers don't make your car go faster, they create more downforce.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta download more RAMs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some times those light are liquid cooling

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the spoiler warning?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the racing strips!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@thebestcanoftuna

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you could also give it legs. legs always help

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

False. Doesn't improve speed. Does seriously increase downforce and improve handling thereby allowing you to go faster. Jeeze OP.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

---while exiting corners. Not faster overall since it increases drag/lag.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Now this is a good point

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"allowing you to go faster" You just explained the same thing with more words. (:

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

you do know we're talking about a toy spoiler glued to a PC right? you get that, right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You do realize, that what you explained is the same thing regardless of context, right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's more to it that just slapping it on. Anyone who puts an aftermarket spoiler on their car is doing more harm than good.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks cool tho

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also good point. This PC probably has a modified exhaust too

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I couldn't find the Folger's can, maybe it dumps under the chassis

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long do I have to leave it on the stove to run red like that? So far it just smells funny.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This doesn't make it go faster! You have to paint flames on the side. Flames make it faster.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

You paint it red ya git, da red wuns go fastah.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noob. Real gamers OC until they get actual flames. That is how you get true speed.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Real gamers cook on their CPU

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That and the red lighting boy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's your scientific basis for that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calculating the square root of "cool" by the speed of light. Then dividing by Pi and adding in the resolution of your monitor of course.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 6.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoiler Alert: it works.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that just increase its grip?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's to prevent your ass from sliding [fishtailing] under high velocity.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So....it increases grip....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It creates downforce thus increasing the traction of the rear tyres. So yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert.

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

technically though it's a wing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

you beat me to it... you suck! +1

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It takes practice to suck this hard.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just glad you could swallow your pride and respond back.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most frequently purchased with computer neon lights and CPU fan spinners on Amazon.

10 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 1

More speed holes. Lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont some cases come with lights?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Other customers also frequently purchased Jergens.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure he puts lots of stickers on it. Each of them add 500 MHz of clock speed.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NEEDS MORE LEDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjxd8omiKo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks like a decent rig, but neon reminds me of people spending $5,000 on rims for a $400 car.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

If a car is $400, chances are you have more than rims to replace.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, you can get 320 LED fans that work very well. It's not that frivolous

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You dont know how much neon stuff costs right?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's more like spending 5$ on a 700$ rig... slightly different

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The difference is in this case the lights only cost a couple bucks.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0