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You see. We have our beautiful flat Earth flying through space thanks to a cat.
The cat sees a meteor coming and runs away. The coward.
Actual photo taken of a T-rex shitting itself while watching the meteor drop.
The meteor hit our beautiful flat Earth, and the world got all wobbly.
Which caused most of the dinos to fall off.
No one knows where the dinosaurs ended up.
BadlyUsernameCera
#1 The cat push them off ?
AnRatDragon
Anybody want to take bets on how long it's going to be before this is seriously proposed by a flat earther? I've got 5 upvotes on next week
Keearath
I should have posted with the turtle in place of the cat. Then we could've pushed it on the right kind of people.
NZSheeps
The turtle moves!
tracer175
But the moon landing was faked, so those must be fake dinosaurs
xmaneds
That was really good. ... Has somebody notified Dr. De Grasse Tyson?
Keearath
I'm on it. Brb
zellar2020
Link that on his twitter, he'd prolly laugh himself senseless.
lawngnomedia
If I believe this, does that make me a cat-earther?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
If the earth was on a cat it would have tipped over by now.
ovelanimimerkki
So that's why cats want to dominate the world.. They used to control our path through the space, but that stupid meteor ruined everything.
Dramacian
Ok... but where is the cat ?
Keearath
It'll come back in like two to three years acting like nothing happened, wondering where dinner is.
GeneCode
These facts are indeed true eventhough it hurts my brain. Facts do that sometimes.
LuSiDity
Close close but the flat earth also spins wildly like a coin making the globe thing appear real. It's just a fps issue
backflipgirl6
Omg yes
quagma
Liar. It's Raptor shaped. I thought everyone knew that!
Keearath
That's beautiful.
JustYourLips
Wow, this explains why the earth rotates.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
You're wrong though. The earth doesn't rotate, the universe orbits the earth.. duh!
Keearath
Absolutely.
YourLackOfTrustDisturbing
Hey look a lunasaur!
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