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May 15, 2013 4:45 AM
abebrolincoln
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awimbowayawimboway
SPAG HIM
theregoesthegayborhood
http://imgur.com/VJzflc9
ilovecatstoomuchtonothaveanimgur
I don't take any pictures like this! There is no way I could look that fabulous anyway
DancingIMoo
Gay and HOTTT!!!!
zaieedmassani
Perhaps this is why the word "slut" gets used towards girls that post these...there are not enough men providing eye candy for us ladies.
motherofbacons
Well hellooooooo nurse!
cleverriposter
You forgot the over-the-shoulder ass shot with the bathroom mirror
disenchantedgrl
Hi sexy me-ow
imobnoxious
This is what he's thinking http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fabulous-gif.gif
IamAgingerandIwilleatyoursoul
You are allowed to post pictures like this to imgur anytime you want..
DieselBrother
I can't be the only one on here who wonders what other people look like...
KraftDurchKoelsch
Dem Quads
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
Good job, OP.
aModestMagikarp
But you forgot The Backbreaker!
abebrolincoln
i tried and kind of strained my back.lol
youwerewearingyourbluejumper
Cleavage photo is my fave! Very funny parody OP! :)
uwbecks
I laughed at how he squeezed his "boobs" together while tanning. Great attention to detail!
iwantanewusername
Moar. much much more, these are hilarious! +1 for your sense of humour
hollyshitimback
I'm sure you love taking these too
abebrolincoln
I actually did! I could barely hold in my laughter taking them
fabuloaf
Sex me. Now.
MoonShad0w
This one is female. NEXT! http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sex#Verb
AzaellexTytalus
HAAAAA!
fabuloaf
Thank you. I appreciate it immensely.
LadyDElerium
There's some yellow semen on your brown boxers.
throatyoguhrt
http://imgur.com/Ns6rwjW
Violetcimmerian
I can't tell you how much I love this<3
HerrooooooWercomeToShittyWoooookDamnYouImguriaaaaaaans
I thought...Nsfw...
Plomdenume
Some guys actually post these kind of pics - not as a parody
frodoandmangos
Dam! Caught me, I take photos like this (how embarrassing!)
beeratius
You, I like you.
frodoandmangos
Cheers buddy, all in a days ugly, ugly work.
captainlego
That's brilliant. Made me laugh.
evilgaypirate
Awesome!!
d33pfr33z3
Parody, or done for exactly the same reason: Attention.
herebecauseofjarrett
I like your butt. Carry on.
lankku
Knew I'd find a butt comment! That's an awesome butt. Very much spankable. <3
shanabanana
I'm a fan of the boyshorts. Please, continue. Add a "bae caught me slippin" picture. You know, for reasons.
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
i just spat cereal out because of reason.
ihaveafunnyusername
for science!
shanabanana
Yes, yes...for science!
shaffeybaby
he's got the booty to rock em
CakEttE
This man, I like him. ANOTHER!
affinityoftime
But, to do that you have to shatter him into a thousand pieces... Aren't we all happier with him in one piece?
CakEttE
What if he happens to replicate himself into more of himself? D:
affinityoftime
Oooooh, then we can all have one! Good idea.
carewyllie
There were no boyshorts. There were, however, some nice undies.
shanabanana
All I know is that particular "cut" in ladies panties are called boyshorts...so what are they called when worn by boys? hmmm
mmikio
I know them simply as shorts.
carewyllie
Ah! We don't call them that where I live, so the misunderstanding was caused by cultural differences. I call them boxer briefs.
CShock
those underwear are called boyshorts
carewyllie
I didn't know that. Where I live, we call them boxer briefs. Now I understand!
CShock
http://imgur.com/qji2TKK
RabRo
*science.. definitely for science.
ratchethatchet
What a slut. Where are your parents?!?!?! Who wears that much makeup??
GnRtattoo
NeEdS MoRe Of ThIs
tarataqa
TIL: I <3 sluts...All sluts.
ratchethatchet
Love you, bitch!
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
God! Panties are just like a bathingsuit, grandpa!!!
ratchethatchet
Next you'll be telling me that brasiers are just like bikini tops! Pish posh!
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
Go back to your porch rocking chair!
ratchethatchet
I never left it, sonny!
NaughtiusMaxxximus
The Joker
moembo
I can honestly say that I have never taken any picture of myself like that.
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
I'm waaaay too self concious to take "selfies" at all.
rebeccaisafish
I don't take selfies generally. But today I took a photo not unlike the legs one. But there was a reason... that's longer than imgur allows
RedLineChemist
if you wanna take more pictures i'd be ok with that ...
ChelleSings
Damn... your title had my curiosity, but your pictures grabbed my attention.
MetalForever
You look a bit like Adam Levine.
TiedToTheTestingofWills
No, he looks like Brett Erlich!
mccar7hy
As I understand it, this is a very good compliment for a man to get
suzki
no, he doesn't.
hipsterlifter
Everyone looks a bit like Adam Levine
abebrolincoln
Just to let you guys know I am straight as an arrow. I just thought it would be hilarious to take these pictures.
WigsMagoo
Nice scrubs
blondeelicious
Don't forget the laying down pic from the top to show boobs to legs shot.
asheara
Your room is too clean for this, imho.
OmgRULatina
So... how YOU doin'?
BoardGameofThrones
What does this have to do with sexuality?
AccioButterBeer
Nice runner legs, OP!
ImtheOP
I love the little tippy toe in the full body pictures.Freaking hilarious. Also, both your sense of humor and face/body make you really sexy.
LavenderDuckies
Best pictures ever, oh and nice scrubs. 0_0
BrandyLovesMetal
MOAR!
CatherineZetaScarn
Well buddy aim that arrow this way.
jmeyers1983
...shot from a recurve bow.
SchrodingersBoxCat
LilacTraveller
You sir, are gorgeous.
nerdtoast
So i am on random and found this post, it is glorious and you are very handsome. have a grwat day! :)
abebrolincoln
Well thank you! I still think it is hilarious. You have a good day as well!
theregoesthegayborhood
Stop confusing my gaydar! But don't stop taking awesome pictures like this haha
Khai257
These pictures should never stop... :3
NotAmused1001
I thought the saaaaaammmme thing. I meant same. Not samme. Never mind.
theregoesthegayborhood
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I mean hey. No I mean heyyyyyyyyyyyy
NotAmused1001
http://imgur.com/V5FqlZ0
theregoesthegayborhood
http://imgur.com/ZJ91fkY
mylovelyhangover
So is spaghetti... until it gets hot ;)
brandnew94
Omg I feel violated just reading that haha... Thanks for the good chuckle.
pockets24
and i lol'd
AdamGraham
My feelings exactly. And I'd boil him up on a fabulous, fabulous stove!
KatamariDan
This comment made my day.
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
I can't. I love this comment. Be my best friend.
AdamGraham
Ok deal.
JayAndSilentFatDude
This is just creepy, he said he was straight and now there's gay dude fantasizing about anal raping him.
AdamGraham
My comment was very obviously a joke. I have never had a fantasy about sexually violating someone, regardless of gender or orientation.
AdamGraham
If you take issue with my bjectifying him on account of his looks, then welcome to the world that the majority of the worlds women live in.
ScruffyLittleGay
Awww dammit. You're too cute!
Dispari
Arrows actually wobble quite a lot when in motion. If you know what I mean. ;)
ericavee
nice.
canwesoakthisin
you, i love you.
halvfabrikat
And not a chair was dry that day... we love you, carry on.
abebrolincoln
hahahha. that is hilarious!
iLynux
You're straight? Damn........ ;)
emefdzej
I like your posterior, please imitate girl poses some more, for science
MissKateMonster
Your legs will haunt my dreams tonight.
FaceOfBeaux
Bless. They will bless your dreams tonight.
DieselBrother
OP didn't skip leg day.
DeusExSpockina
upvoted once, want to do it again for username. :D
fabuloaf
The internet is really really great...
beyerink25
You have just disappointed all the gay imgurians, but we forgive you
bartsimpsonsdna
Who cares if you are gay or not... You are FABULOUS...
TheGreatMizuti
I do not mean to imply that you are insecure or dishonest, but why did you feel the need to assure us in the first place? xD
FIREexclamationmarkFIREexclamationmark
Yes, thank you, I thought the same.
Andrei
Simple: they asked him ad they called him gay. Go read the comments next time.
TheGreatMizuti
Oh dear, if that is the case then I hope both you and OP manage to take jokes less seriously in the future. :s
Andrei
Don't worry about me. Thanks!
fauxsquirrelcoats
not with that comforter set you're not.
electricpotential
That is good news to women everywhere.
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
And bad news to the gays haha
electricpotential
hahaha this is true :)
derpderpeverywhere
So um. As a girl, the last picture.....damn your cute! :)
SlightlyNormal
*girls take hint*, eh?
JustTheTipOfMyArrow
As an archer, arrows don't fly straight, they arc. Just like a bullet ;)
ginabina1992
super funny... i believe u that u are straight....
TiittySprinkles
You are seriously cute, may I just say.
mercemay
love your username
Jammbs
Read your username in Morgan Freeman's voice.
TiittySprinkles
As you should :D
WeAreScientists
Oh TittySprinkles you flirt ;)
TiittySprinkles
Well I do try :P
fourthdimension
I love We Are Scientists! Still have yet to see them. Funny you claimed the username :D
WeAreScientists
Your taste in music, it is good.
fourthdimension
As is yours, my friend, as is yours
babydingo
you got some pretty legs, brah
bousouDIVA39
A hole is a hole in my book. ;)
Catodactyl
You made me laugh, AND you have a nice ass, so... carry on!
ThePastmaster
So sliiightly crocked?
Jron7667
You may be, but in our minds and wank-bank, you are gay, and always will be.
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
...thank you for the early morning lady-boner. :D
DirtyA
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTBcdRFjR3erEnZqoJ_CoxKcMDKMhO78YFZmHABvFlcifmykAQ
PumpkinKingJack
arrows wobble and bend when shot from a bow
Bryntastic
just so you know, you're seriously beautiful. it makes me happy.
DoctorCatDog
Straight, cute, sense of humor...single too?
KUURTLURNN
and we love you for this
ElastaGirl
I like your face.
JunGull
DAT ASS
tflorio19500
Just to let you know...I already knew that. Big fan of parady
tflorio19500
Parody
thomaseeno
I'll bet your inbox became much more interesting.
abebrolincoln
It really never did!
thomaseeno
Well that's good (I think)!
abebrolincoln
I have always wanted to see some crazy stuff on there though.
heyheyheywoah
LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongUsername
I'm bi, and this made me really sad.
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IWishIHadACleverUsernameToo
I bet it's the cleavage that does it for you.
Vaemethius
I didn't even notice it! Thanks for pointing it out. :3
datwani
The boxer brief is so fetch OP.
andrear2
and indeed it is
LonelyGamerGurl2
well congrats you make scrubs look sexy *moar*
Anniethepanda
Carry on...
hellsbells
gay, straight, or neither. Doesn't matter because you are cute and funny.
littlevulpix
Straight? Ahem... HEEELLOOO.
HeyLookImNotTheOnlyCrazyOne
Are you already a nurse or are you still a nursing student? If so, you wouldn't happen to be a student at MCPHS would you?
HeeelllloooooooMurse
Are you a Murse OP?
abebrolincoln
yessir!
gmoney88
Well played sir. I doff my cap to thee
Othayuni
SO'S SPAGHETTI UNTIL IT GETS HOT. TAKE ME.
jeanvaljavert
just to let you know, this was hilarious. <3
CitizenDickbag
Nothing a six pack of beer and some cajolling can't solve.
IdiedoncePhoenix
Is there a significant other that you are involved with?
blueberriesandraspberries
Oh, it is
Valladin
Lmfao, picture # gave me the weirdest boner and I'm a straight dude!
Valladin
*#2
luckyflavor23
this is meta. by posting classic 'girly' attention seeking pics as a joke he's now receiving the same attention/affirmation from guys/gals
Katieisfrigginawesome
So, you're attractive. Carry on (;
jbdo
fabulous parody!
derpyaya
Just stopping by to give full on bum and thigh approval. Carry on.
DeusExSpockina
1. As a straight female, How you doin'? 2. I like your Tardis picture. ;)
Freemasonry
*Just to let you girls know. FTFY
NotAmused1001
You know, I believe you. However, another set, perhaps in swimwear, would be more convincing...
Whatshallwedowiththedrunkensailor
that was just awesome, but you were a bit to good at it o.O ;)
boopbedoopy
Well, way to let us all down!!
GnRtattoo
Just to let you know you have great legs
wingweaver415
Oh :( you broke my heart...
valerium
You look like you had a lot of fun, made me smile. Carry on and, never stop being awesome!
WithABowInHerHair
More impoartantly are you single?
ChaosLierLen637
I know several gay men who wish they could pull this off this well.
rainbullet
DoYouSeeWhatiDidThere
http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/brokenArrow.gif
DiscomfortZone
Right in the knee.
mikeoui
You beat me to it!
alxandr
I've always wondered about this. If straight is straight, is gay bent? Or is it like a circle? Or angle? Or whatever? What geometric (1/2)
kishinlemming
How about Bender.
alxandr
do I use to represent gay people? How will I ever get this mathematically correct???
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_(mathematics)