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Nov 10, 2020 8:13 AM
Imnotfamousso
96637
3389
137
Not from me
Jaqdakloun
What news of Minas Tirith ?
Fzoid
Follow the light
cptcr
howd this make front page missing half the repost?
masterfanggi
GONDOR CALLS FOR FOOD!
HobbesRogers
Gondor calls for uber eats?
Panserclaw
GONDOR CALLS!!!
GuardDogTD
missing the second picture of the guys flashlight
MaxReboBand
Here you go
xuumo
He means the bacon
gablestout
iancarry
he was lasoing in the support squad
whocanPelican
@RepostStatistics
MarkRavingMad
Gondor calls for snacks!
henrikpetersson51
Adress: Gondor 422.
KT8819
Farge.
Sm9yCg
I first read "light the bacon" and was confused. Now i'm no longer confused, but hungry.
AeonQuasars
I read follow the bacon.
WireHairLongDoggie
You didn’t post the beam shot pic? Wth?
ruferto
/r/flashlight - the other subreddit you never knew you needed
JohnnyLawlessEsq
What was the first?
ruferto
a=e
WhoUhz
PopEyeCryToTheSky
Beacon in my language means penis, so I see this as an instruction.
Schlumpfi
gondor calls for a sandwich!
Larnoc
well now I'm going to be stuck in a subreddit for hours and end up with a $300 flashlight... fuck
Seethreepeeoh
nice
SwedeOnAnIsland
An UberEats driver in a Lexus...?
DaggothSeitar
My thought immediately
beemerhead
The beacons are lit. Gondor is hungry
GhostOfAnrui
The beacons are f*cking lit ?
doctorwhoquotes
And Red Robin will answer!
MermaidBiologist
Gondor calls for food
MyAssholeSpeaksFrenchLikeBillyCorganOnARollercoaster
Lit asf
DarkUranium
What about the second beacon?
lancell
Thetiredmechanic
Gondor calls for eggs!
Maccabi
Where was Gondor when we had the munchies?! Where was Gondor when the hunger closed in on us!? Where was Gon — No, my Lord ,we eat alone.
Marokh
sevrono
This is me, it's weird though at family events in the summer, my sister's managed to get their skin tone and ability to tan from our 1/2
sevrono
Syrian great grandfather. They are the darkest skinned family members, even my twin, whereas I'm fishbelly, the palest in my family 2/3
sevrono
I guess I could blame it on the UK and Danish ancestors lol. 2/2
PuckerUpPutin
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
NonstopRampage
NO NOT AGAIN
Blightlance
LISTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY.
NonstopRampage
Blightlance
A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE.
NonstopRampage
nope
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
Oh, naughty, bad Zoot!
sciencebasedlifeform
And now, the oral sex
Pyroboy85
jesusisherelookbusy
“It’s not the real Grail?!”
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
hehehehe Tis a silly place
WhatsGoingOnUpstairs
I just remembered, it's grail shaped.
imgurianitarian
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
Thanks. I couldn’t remember the exact line, although I think it’s repeated a few different ways.
lifeisadadjoke
Reminds me that some think Lancelot is gay.
CrisprCAS
You should see the musical.
QuazMasta
Lancelot might as well just fess up. Really, he's a different kind of guy.
CaywenCovacel
... no he's not! He was just saving Galahad from dire peril!
JediUrsa
You must spank her
capitalistdecadence
ekstrax
They're not so bad
theimgurappsucksballs
Bet you're gay
jesusisherelookbusy
“No I’m not.”
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
You’re in great peril!
jesusisherelookbusy
“Can I go back in there and face the peril?” “No it’s unhealthy.”
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I could stay a bit longer...
michaelmp
Oh no it’s far too perilous
CheapBeerHeadaches
Believe me or don't, I just posted the 404th upvote, and Imgur shot me a warning message about the upvote
GoodBrotherGrimm
Am I missing something here?
GravyEducation
We all are
innagaddavidababy
Nope, not all.
GoodBrotherGrimm
Can you explain? I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious if I'm missing a reference or something.
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GoodBrotherGrimm
That makes more sense. At the time there was no explanation. Thanks :)
pteridomania
I'll light the beacon so you can find it
GoodBrotherGrimm
Can you explain? I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious if I'm missing a reference or something.
GravyEducation
It's at best a parody of in-jokes and at worst not funny
GoodBrotherGrimm
Turns out op missed a picture
MaxReboBand
He forgot to post the 2nd pic from the reddit post 1/2
AnathemaNoreh
Is the Uber arriving by boat?
GoodBrotherGrimm
Thank you, that makes way more sense now
MaxReboBand
https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/jrblzk/uber_eats_driver_couldnt_find_my_address_had_to/
MaxReboBand
You forgot the 2nd pic 1/2
WhoUhz
TapiocaMartini
GONDOR CALLS FOR BREAD!
ThickTomato
I ended up getting this because of this post
Dravit
Upvote for you and a non-upvote for the OP for failing to tell the whole story!
LateNightBunnyParty
I want one.
LazyEmt365
So where might someone aquire a flashlight like this
SkiFreeCK
The internet
MajorasTerribleFate
Not from a Jedi
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Look around at http://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight. The one in the pic is a Noctigon K1
enterusernamehere25
damn only 90$ was expecting something like that to be a lot more expensive surprised they last for more then an hour
killerjerick
Can second this, if you get a W1 Green/Red emitter you can make the beam that colour, fantastic flashlight, along with the D4V2 for power.
ThickTomato
I only saw Green OR Red
killerjerick
Yes, that's what I meant, green 'or' red, while the w1 and w2 normal emitter, is bluish like above.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
And roll a D4V2 for damage.
SwankyPotato
I can also recommend the Fenix TK35. Equipped with a strobe function for... tactical purposes
IMGURN3WB
Do you have a version in mind? Seems there are several
SwankyPotato
You definitely want the UE(2018) which has 3200 lumen (max). If your focus is more tactical you may want to opt for a TK22UE instead.
JollyJokzr
NonstopRampage
I mean... I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to make one that does that too.
HonestlyNotARobot
who actually cares about some toa....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
MudkipsRevenge
Oh dammit not this shit aga....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Nekroit
Do you know how fucking dumb you sound using this old ass bull... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Anonaru
Holy shit, that thing looks like it can cause sunburn
pareidoliaperson
What'dya mean, sun already burning?
orbitn
I had to look it up. Apparently, if you go "out side", and aren't careful, the big bright thing in the sky causes an ouchy on your skin.
pareidoliaperson
woosh
dalaiyoda
It's called the daymoon, and yep, hot hot hot, can confirm.
Anonaru
Ach the harsh light of the daystar
Chiefinspector
The beacons are lit!
FirefighterCaboose
Our thoughts and prayers are with Gondor in this trying time.
MajorasTerribleFate
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Omegatherion
Gondor calls for aid!
sarcasticxbarista
You have AIDS, not HIV, but full blown AIDS!
MaxReboBand
https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/jrblzk/uber_eats_driver_couldnt_find_my_address_had_to/ 2/2
CaptainJabrone
Hell yeah
Bukulu
There really is a community on reddit for everything, right?
wadatahmydamie
They eventually banned Nazis
SpoonsTheBard
Mostly
ravstar52
Fortunately, yes.
VaultGirl69
The Internet, like all things, is just as much a curse as it is a gift. A true reflection of human nature.
HedonistBeard
Well if there isn't then someone makes it when the demand appears - unless against the rules of course.
GabeTheT
That sub could have gone in a different way.
orbitn
nah they took away some good ones.. bye, /r/spacedicks
YourNewStepDaddy
Some people take their flashlights very seriously. Check out there YouTube videos. There's an entire community
IGiveItAll
I tend to. I'm always the guy with the brightest flashlights/lanterns when camping or night hiking. Others are usually grateful for it too.
YourNewStepDaddy
Check out Olight. I have a few and they're pretty awesome. Pricey, but really good
StonesOnTheHill
If you can have the biggest, best, rarest, most expensive and/or powerful of something, there'll be a sub-species of nerd going ham for it.
LordElups
Comment of the day, thank you!
FlissFloss86Gaming
That's why bitches are jealous of my toaster
mybrothersmario
You... you have a Sunbeam Radiant Control?
IAmEhEhRon
.....man fuck your toaster.....I want it
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/everything/
ILogInToUpvote
https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/
gablestout
FlissFloss86Gaming
Haha, good one barium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium...you know, I might just call you Barry for short