DukesOfSpazzard
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I did a thing. Her name is Molly and she's now 11 hours old and she is amazing. Downvote to hell. Really don't care, just to share beauty.
Mar 16, 2017 12:44 AM
DukesOfSpazzard
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I did a thing. Her name is Molly and she's now 11 hours old and she is amazing. Downvote to hell. Really don't care, just to share beauty.
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
Doesn't look done yet. Better put it back in for a little while.
StepGamerDadSaysFUBusinessDaddy
U maed dis?
GirthBrooks91
You're baby is slightly less gross and squishy looking than most other fresh babies.
nomentalgiant
There are many like it but this one is mine.
zenoshogun
DaveBobert36
Wat lol
modsquad0
That is a quality baby.
PrivateEntrance
'This is my Baby. There are many like it, but this one is mine...'
TheGreatBlueHeron
May she live long and prosper.
WalterRego
Congratulations, u had sex. Now please be kind enough and leave this shit on Facebook.
mollysoup
hey that's my name! she'll put you through hell and then she'll turn out alright @op :)
TheNewestUsername
As a father i will never downvote this
raptorfences
QUAAAID! START THE REACTOR! SAVE MARS!
notme222
Good job! Assuming of course a baby is what you were going for. If you were trying to get a puppy instead I think you made some mistakes.
WhyDoAmericansLoveTacos
I just love the fact she's getting ready to hit you already...
uniduck1
Thank you for pointing that out
Caketarts
Congrats!!!! Beautiful baby!
ikillanimalsforfood
Nice job. OP's not a faggot!
TheGentlemon
No downvote for you! Congratulations!
Zucheto
Congrats! Had mine on Monday. Still at the hospital right now. She's in the NICU
TheSlackerKing
man imgur sure looks a lot like facebook now
tigerjohn
She is GORGEOUS! Good job OP!
Porfur
Nobody cares
PoppinLochNessHopster
I do.
endura1717
11 hours old and you are whoring it for attention? What hope does it have?
Paleodude2
I ain't gonna down vote a hatchling. Congrats on the new clutch
MaddsNasT
Congrats!! It's 11pm I'm trying to rock my screaming constipated 3 month old to sleep. May god be with you ????
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
Pretty baby congratulations
spaceasaurusrex
Don't share your kid with strangers.
KarlderMarder
When my daughter was born, I thought of a lot of things, but sharing her on the internet for fake points wasn't one of it
IHatePicturesOfYourChildren
Gross
analogpursuits
PSA, learn signs of a sneeze. when changing diaper, cover the vag with cloth or whatever b/c anything in there will spray all over ur face.
analogpursuits
Learned from personal experience. My face and mouth were sprayed with shit and piss when daughter sneezed. Shit got real. Fffffff.
analogpursuits
Oh and congrats!! She's byooteefullll!! :)
shawshankredikdown
Actually in the coming years you will find that she owns you.
shawshankredikdown
And congratulations.
DukesOfSpazzard
She's 11 years old. She's already in charge.
DukesOfSpazzard
11 hours. I've clearly lost my mind.
cinemeasctha
Congratulations. Odd question are you Irish? Those blue blankets they hospital standard
Jasperman62
I thought it was because potatoes.. Something
TrashyRomance
They are nicer than the American ones
Bishopcdn
In Box Hill (Melbourne, Australia) Hospital, they have home made blankets and quilts for the premature babies (mine was). very lucky.
spaceasaurus
You speak the truth
DukesOfSpazzard
Yeah and well on the spot!
imsmallfry
Im 21 and still have my pink one ????
cinemeasctha
They wouldn't let us take them home. Ask your mother if she stole it?
imsmallfry
Probably, dublin city centre haha
cinemeasctha
Have two myself that were wrapped in them. Every Irish baby's first blanket.
LazyTheAssCat
Not just every Irish baby's, EVERY Irish's first. (Wishing a certain period of time, of course)
cinemeasctha
What?
LazyTheAssCat
A persons first blanket is always their first blanket. Even when they are no longer a bab.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
Oh good more fucking babies in an overpopulated world. There's millions of orphans but you just had to have a fresh one
smashole
Wanna fuck?