Sm0keyTheBandit
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#Diedforourgyms #Turnswaterintoproteinshakes
Sep 23, 2017 4:10 PM
Sm0keyTheBandit
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#Diedforourgyms #Turnswaterintoproteinshakes
Kimberoo
Man walked everywhere and was the son of a carpenter. I don't doubt he was jacked
memepoop
wheymen
meschwPrince
He's been doing a lot of cross fit
bluecollarintellectual
Why is he smiling?
dingdingdingdingding
That's jujimufu
checkoutthenametag
ya-whey
Pheralg
"Father, please help me"...and He gave him Super Strenght. "Jesus smash!"
Zabadabadooo
Reps for Jesus !
willowgamesofficial
Need a good workout routine? Jesus nailed it.
Panserclaw
And he commanded, "Let them get swole!"
RagCity
Father forgive me for these gains i'm about to receive.
Lesurous
Nothing works you harder than bearing the weight of our sins.
17achitturi
Anyone bearing the weight of my sins alone are gonna get pretty jacked. kek
sahdad
It's just as accurate as that mormon artist who did their painting that's everywhere and based it on himself.
Nicaroso
Source?
sahdad
This is an overlay gif transitioning from his photo to his painting:
AuRevoirShosanna
This statue is in the town I currently live in~ Yeongcheon, South Korea
BrockAppDancer
Died for our gyms!
Rogerdavis6
I laughed, +1
metalfoto
MosEisleyPhotography
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
BNabs
The lord giveth and the lord taketh all the whey
UnicornofPeril
Internet, stop trying to make want to fuck holy figures! It doesn't work! Unless it's Thor, Odin, Hercules, Zeus...
Pheralg
Quetzalcoatl will do for you?
UnicornofPeril
Maybe. I also remember reading something about Camazotz giving some hero great head, though I might be remembering that wrong.
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
Ukko and Perun?
UnicornofPeril
Toss in Thor and we can find out who handles their hammer the best!
universalcode
Is he fucking smiling?
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Yeah, he's gonna rip those nails right out and smack up the romans with their own cross.
SHiNiXiA
What a marbled comment. Nailed it!
735824
That limey again.
Bizarkly
When he sitteth at the right hand of the Father, he *really* sitteth thereby...
OuroborosX
Why cross out the name of the person who wrote that comment? They deserve recognition.
blacksteve
it's been 3 weeks, I'm still coming back to this post and laughing at it every time.
Ignak
He's gonna make firewood from the cross just by using his muscles
CakeTare
spake? spake???-- preganant!??
Rexyf
Spake is legit. It's just Archaic. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/spake
Lugh314159
Jesusfit died for our gains.
TheRealHelmsman
godsleadfoot
Looks more like Genghis Jesus Khan
digitreal
For I am the whey.
PooPculture
The whey and the might
HamOnWholeWheat
slowclap.gif
QuiteADapperAsshole
For he bench pressed the sins of the world.
JamesMonroeLJ
+1
RiverBear
... the truth, and the lift.
Git0Gud0Scrub
No man cometh to the free weights except through me.
CakeTare
Haha! ok. that was funny
TheRealCaveman
Damnit that's good. +1
Counterfit
For thine is the power, the glory, and the squat rack, amen.
QuiteADapperAsshole
From Jesuit to Jesufit.
apittsburghoriginal
This is a highly underrated comment.
digitreal
Is that called cross fit?
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q31CCDVdas
digitreal
Haha
JamesMonroeLJ
OurLordAndSaviorGabeNewell
JESUS TAKE THE WHEY
BingleyBingleyBeep
Wheymen.
ColdWaterCrossing
YAHWHEYYYYYYY
wisebundi
LudicrousSpeedGo
Fucking swish.
QuantumSupersexposition
Jeho-bruh
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
I wish you could favorite comments.
DarkMaster98
Bruhman
yikeonmyfuneral
I guess you really are what you eat
SexualConsent
yyyyyyyyyYYYYEAAAHHHHH
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Someone's been reading the swoly bible
SilverwingPrime
Reddit.com/r/swoleacceptance
Unquote
I treat my legs like I treat my girlfriends...ignore them.
hajimedj
Father forgive me for these gains I'm about to receive.
ReluctantSquirrel
+1. Funniest comment
DuckStampede
Reps for Jesus
Counterfit
Dammit people, give this person more upvotes!
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar