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Sorry for the long post
awkwardstare
Lemmings don't actually jump off cliffs they were pushed off by the film crew during a documentary called "White Wilderness" made by Disney.
metalfoto
The roadrage killed me..
HipHopSaint
As a Canadian I can confirm all of these especially the lemming suicide one
Evern
As a Canadian I've lost count of how many "No please, after you" standoffs I've participated in.
lilnerm
The second last one is actually pretty common, people will leave their car on while they're in the grocery store or whatever.
carrotsoup
Canadian here, everything in this post is true. I'm sorry
spiritussancto
on my way to work someone graffitied "share the love" and the girl with the pearl earring on the sidewalk. i'm canadian. this is normal
dababaman
terraformingwithdynamite
It's never a "rubber" octopus.
beansandweiners
Canadian party guy is my brother in law... true story!
domestomp
#6 10.6 m/s, assuming ice has 0 friction and octopus is not moving on the ice.
thewiggins
the only thing that causes us to riot is hockey
WilliesBeard
How can anyone hate canadians? They are making it really really hard atleast.
Bibliotechina
Always upvote Canadian things.
AUselessreptile
Canadians riot over hockey. Just ask Leafs fans.
nanotaxi
I doubt that person left their car running by accident.
Ihave3moms
Right?! Can almost guarantee that was on purpose. Stay the eff outta my car strange person.
88wut
The bank robber was sorry for any inconvenience he caused
Cashdog
My boyfriend has done it... start the car because it's -20c out and get side tracked with work calls etc.
Phayzzer
If someone did that, I'd be pissed and I'm Canadian
justareallylongemailaddress
"Sorry for the long post" that was golden.
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justareallylongemailaddress
Why would you say something so hurtful?
metalriff
Ha...great comeback at being an imgurian!
TheMrGUnit
Soorry to be rude, but #13 was taken in Geneva, Switzerland, and not in Canada. Soorry.
nabolino
Il me semblait bien!
DelicateMenstrualQueef
You redeemed yourself by apologizing twice in the same comment.
YukonGold
I was guessing the east coast or southern Ontario.
AstrologyR
Lol southern? They barely get any snow
YukonGold
Sometimes they get a lot of ice.
BillyBlueberry
I would live in Canada it sounds great
spiritussancto
other than the weather
BillyBlueberry
well here in England we get no snow at all so it's really one or the other.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
xXImTheFuzzXx
I will always upvote my northern brothers.
yoginioftruth
I moved to Canada 6 months ago, the accuracy here is astounding.
carrotsoup
Eh welcome dude! Sorry about the winter.
yoginioftruth
Thank you. I love it here! The winters been mild here in Ontario
carrotsoup
Same in Quebec. Luckily we haven't had -35C weather :P
yoginioftruth
When I was in Montreal last February it was -40. No thanks
madamehatter
Welcome!
yoginioftruth
Thank you!
madamehatter
What part of the country do you live in? Don't worry, though, we have maple syrup everywhere
yoginioftruth
Kingston. It's pretty but not as "Canadian " as I'd hoped
madamehatter
And sorry, would've replied earlier but you know how Imgur goes lol
madamehatter
Oh nice, my uncle lived there! Come check out BC, it's amazing and very Canadian :)
madamehatter
Oh nice, my uncle lived there! Come check out BC, it's amazing :)
TerribleStuntman
I...I kinda want to move to Canada now.
herecomesthefun1
I'm moving to Canada.
TheRealBrebby
Moving to Canada does not grant you our stereotypes
herecomesthefun1
I'm just tired of being around mean people. I don't need your stereotypes.
TheRealBrebby
That's fair.
Zizmaster101
This is great. I love Canadian stereotypes
tinyhooman
ClaustrophobicOxtopus
YES YES YES YES YES CANADA YES YES YES
EverythingWasTakenBySomeBastard
That gif has never been more appropriate
FlowersByIrene
Heck of a loop.
Mrgonehunting
I was hoping a Sorry sign would appear
mikeatike
#6 is Detroit, not Canada
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
domestomp
A Canadian team must be losing to the Wings.
EffieDeia
Yeah. I was wondering about that one. I believe you're correct.
mikeatike
Except that the octopus would be real.
justasiam
Yep
justasiam
Yep
CatsAndNinjas
I, for one, will welcome our new Canadian overlords. http://imgur.com/Eb109Eg
Nevercanpick
That one dude was having a hell of a party
DynamicWeight
Yeah right... that is his girlfriend's party. It is not actually fun having your house invaded by a dozen girls.
hafniOum
What the picture doesn't tell is behind the cameraman there's a bunch of men who didn't bothered about that picture cause it's Hockey Night!
Sayagain
From Wisconsin here, got yelled at the other night because she noticed I was watching hockey while messing around. I regret nothing.
Hellstorm99
Also from Wisconsin, not a blackhawks fan are you...
Sayagain
Wild :)
Hellstorm99
I can live with that. Avalanche fan here, FIB's just don't stfu about the hawks.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
I mean, would you if you were a Hawks fan/ the Avs weren't historically bad this year?
HorsefaceBeeguy
As a Canadian this is all true
TheRealRobbStark
As a Canadian, i also second your claim
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
If this wasn't labelled as a Canadian post I wouldn't think anything of it because I see stuff like this up here all the time
madamehatter
As a Canadian, yes to every single one.. and I love it http://i.giphy.com/twm1AmHvacOcM.gif
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
As a Canadian goose: *HONK-hiss-LongStringyPoop*
FisterMantastic
Oooh fuck yeah buds. I read them like "yup, yup, yup, yup..."
HurrdurrdurrdurrHODOR
I think of Canada as one big hufflepuff country and I love it!
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
Except for
, that is a michigan thing
PinPointSnarkuracy
Close enough, eh? (as a former Detroiter who dated a Windsorite)
Dumbladorable
As a Brit, some of these are not unique to Canada
ILiveInRichmondBC
We're all hosers!
HorsefaceBeeguy
This is first time I have gotten past 500 points
SarcasticCanadian
as a Canadian, this is totally wrong
defenestratemeplz
Username checks out
SarcasticCanadian
SOMETHINGNOTMYACTUALNAME
Can confirm, all true.
OmegaThrone
As another Canadian, I think you're living in a dream world.
lovelyboredom
I live in Ontario... No. Tisint. Bloody scary here.
TeaEyeDoubleGrr
Like seriously?! Where is the snow right now?! I miss it ;(
lovelyboredom
Uhm. Drive north. Lol we have 3 ft left after the January thaw we just had. And it is snowing some more.
joyouspopsical
Oh dear, I made a comment that was almost the same as yours. Sorry.
ThisUsernameIsStolen
I am Canadian. and I approve this message.
Somanyquestions
As a French Canadian, we're not nearly as polite.
SOMETHINGNOTMYACTUALNAME
Can also confirm, VERY true.
pavelevich
Rpz sisi la famille
100PercentCanadianBeef
When I went to Quebec, everybody seemed nice but drivers. Our tour guide got hit by a car, and he was on the sidewalk. 1/2
100PercentCanadianBeef
The driver made him pay for the side mirror
Davadin
Nonsense. Choice of words can be interesting to say the least, but every Quebecois I've met are genuinely as friendly. <3
2wingsofwax
Is that the French part?
JimDressedAsDwight
Every french-canadian
PunnyDad
Minus the paradon my French part just "your an asshole"
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Quebecois in Quebec are decent. Quebecois who moved down to Florida for retirement are universally dicks in my experience. Source: i worked-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
retail in South Florida for 4 years and not one nice French Canadian was met. And there were a butt ton of French Canadians.
carrotsoup
Hey I'm French Canadian too!!! Salut poulet!
Somanyquestions
Poulet? Salut poulette dans ce cas là :P Tu es de quel coin de Montréal?
Somanyquestions
Poulet? Salut poulette dans ce cas là :P Tu es de quel coin de Montréal?
carrotsoup
Haha près du Stade, et toi? :P
Somanyquestions
Plateau! Presque proche :P
jimmythejedi
Tabarnak.
LickHerBalloonKnot
De caliss...
carrotsoup
De criss
LickHerBalloonKnot
D'osti...
Delusional108
I'm sorry for my rude comment but I'm fucking American, where is the fucking maple syrup in this post?
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
Hey get back to building the wall we're not supposed to tell anyone about until it's finished
Delusional108
The Mexico wall or Canadian? I'm more worried about irate Canadians.
myfriendmademethisaccount
It's ours mwhahahaha
Jacxy
In Quebec. We don't talk about their kind.
Fleaturtle
Sorry
xbxoxy
Next to the bacon
thedarkcanuck
I'm hecking Canadian and I friggin agree with ya eh?
lovelyboredom
Vermont. Now leave our syrup alone eh?
PrincessPeach34
kmikl
This post was written in maple syrup.
maplesyrupinmycoffee
In my coffee
theultimatecanadian
We're made from it. I'm sorry but how else could be so sweet, eh?
Infamouse
Canadians keep all the good syrup for themselves! Send us garbage refuse syrup and laugh at us every morning iver pancakes
NothingButReactionGifs
(not enough profanity) Fuckity fuck-fuck ding dang shucks.
Delusional108
I didn't want to deal with character limit.
sadbitterkitten
Upstate NY and VT have got you covered
vrock451
And Maine, ours is usually blueberry though.
carrotsoup
it's not the same.
Delusional108
This guy here knows what's up.
Masterlp3
It's pretty similar considering how close Vermont is to Canada, I propose that the Canadian border be expanded to where maple syrup is made.
sadbitterkitten
OMG, that's FANTASTIC - I'd get the Canadian goodness (and pot and maple syrup) and NO TRUMP - I'm in!
RulesOfImgur
but what of us in the upper midwest where all the apologies are?
Masterlp3
Apologies and maple syrup is what makes us bleed red
carrotsoup
That's the best idea I've heard. Have a banana:
Masterlp3
sadbitterkitten
Really? Why not? My family is French Canadian, living in Upstate NY - process to make syrup is the same as is the taste IMHO
carrotsoup
I'm not telling you our secret recipe. :P
sadbitterkitten
fair enough - I won't tell you mine either - so sorry about that though!
sadbitterkitten
fair enough - I won't tell you mine either - so sorry about that though!
clownbloodonthewindshield
God damnit I want pancakes with maple syrup now
iamthisguy247
"Um...uh...we ran out of syrup. No don't come up and check. We are uh....just too sad right now. Uh, just stay down there, and don't check"
RulesOfImgur
hey man sorry to bother you but...uh.. you got the stuff?
Delusional108
I'M SENDING BIEBER UP TO GET A FEW GALLONS
Buckwalter
Liters dude. Are you trying to get us caught?
Buckwalter
Liters dude. Are you trying to get us caught?
Delusional108
I only know Freedom Units.
HorsefaceBeeguy
For maple syrup to appear make pancakes and share
Delusional108
I prefer waffles though...
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Flapjacks.
Puffmax
Bamboozled
Delusional108
Did they apologise afterwards?
n080dy123
I never knew they caught those guys
defenestratemeplz
You have failed this city
skwint
Maple syrup is provided for us by the environment and it is now illegal to talk about that to US citizens
Delusional108
Canadian syrup is sold in the US though....
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
its a joke