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kellerstern
omfg
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
gonewild paintings?
B3ARDED1DAR
I wonder if his nickname in school was S'Mores?!
randomguy0327
mrsaucisse
Isn't "Serge" a male first name ?
10thlettersauce
Thought they were all dead at first. 3/7
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
I am simple man, I see bob and butt I upvote
souffleetc
@iseebob
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
I was gonna write vagene, but none is visible and there is no indian alternative for butt.
VictusVonGuyver
Now that's some good texturing!
TicklerOfFancies
@ISeeNipple the elegance of these
ifihadhandcuffs
I was wondering who would tag him
MattFromCanada
it's the only reason I checked the comments
HittingMyProstateMakesMeSneeze
@ISeeNipple
DrBachelor
Women are pieces of art by themselves
idontknowwhateven
thanks for giving me a boner at work. @ISeeNipple
rfdub
I feel like some people become artists just so they can see pretty ladies naked.
PsychicMice
Wow
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Are these the french girls i hear so much about?
Metals4J
MinorSwing
Serge is pretty hot.
DaisyfromDownunder
Ima Knickersov
thearticulategrunt
See now that is real art.
Bytencoder
So, there is summer in Russia?
zzzizxz
This isn't Serge, isn't Serge the guy with all the black lines?!
fanta0040
How good does a painter have to be before we can just call them a super slow camera?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Phenomenal technique, but aesthetically he seems to be about 150 years late, no? Thinking of the Pre-Raphaelites.
tatatataco
this is *exactly* why contemporary and vanguard art doesn't do this anymore. It's been seen and seen again.these paintings offer nothing new
Snarkoleptic
Yeah, but conceptual contemporary art doesn't either. It's just the physical representation a slightly clever thought. New is overrated.
votfgz
Quality art is good regardless of when you look at it.
TBLCOSTBAS
Here's a guy who took a good look at his talent and thought, how can I put this to use to see more tits
baldewok
Don't we all?
WowSoSparkly
Watching women sleep, preferably (very) young, beautiful and semi-naked. It's not creeping, it's art (dont let them make eye contact either)
Vanamonde
I don't mean to cast aspersions, but Serge looks rather effeminate to me.
Dapieman
#triggerwarning. Rofl
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Now you just collect up those aspersions that you cast, young man!
whitebicycle
Side by side, I'd say Jane was more feminine than Serge
Snarkoleptic
What an utter creep he was.
Iamingreatpain
Dont assume genders, man.
MedrengardMax
Huh. First time I've ever seen that phrase and not been instantly compelled to roll my eyes along the back of my skull. +1
Iamingreatpain
Lol good cause I'm completely bullshitting
MuccyCork
Is he in shape?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
One of these on their own is beautiful. The collection altogether starts to seem a little creepy.
welpthatdidntwork
These....these are paintings? Holy crap this is good!
GoldenSun3DS
This is just porn...
ViciousZen
Really? REALLY?
shwat
They cant be! They are so realistic!! Who would torture themselves with all the crumpled fabric! Wow
Kaydiddilybro
I was like okay these are kinda cool photos and then I realized they're paintings
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
The oh shit these are paintings moment is when you realise how cool these are
VaderFan2187
me too
Kaydiddilybro
It was definitely a wow that's impressive moment
SDhn2a
Yeah, these are some really well done pho- oh, wait what?
Potatodick9000
Yeah, took me a minute!
DickDastardly404
If they are paintings they were photographs first
princeherbert
Wait that's not his name? Shit.
godcixelsyd
I think your comment landed on the wrong previous comment.
princeherbert
Haha it sure did. Ah well.
Lexsteel11
Oh wow I was just looking at the nipples and didn't realize that!
BenjaminT247
@ISeeNipple
VaderFan2187
Aww dammit i forgot to keep it at 69 upvotes
Racealistic
With the username Lex Steel im not surprised :D
Lexsteel11
Thank you for understanding the username
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
Wonder if Ilya Repin is an influence...?
Meloncov
He attended the Repin Academy.
GentlemanJawa
This is amazing artwork but my tired eyes read the artists name as Seige Marshmellow.
HoboTerry
What. Not photos?
thebrinkofdestruction
SAME???????
Buyallthehotdogs
I feel like I'm losing my mind. I 100% read Serge Marshmallow and I thought it was referencing the pillowy fabric.
saiyoucho
Totally had to do a double take of the name after reading this.
harveybeardman
Same
ThatIrishLass
I READ THE SAME THING WTF
justyouraveragepeacock
I totally saw marshmallow, too. I had to go back and look.
Puninthe0ven
Feel like it's some kind of experiment now as my brain totally has me thinking it was Marshmellow when I first looked.
PineconesAndGravy
Same.
razetherunner
im looking right at it and seeing that the letters are wrong, but my brain is INSISTING it's Marshmallow.
ZOMGNO
Thanks for knowing how to spell Marshmallow
razetherunner
i have the scene from The Sandlot where they make s'mores ingrained in my head, they way he says "you take the 'mallow" is how i remember.
ZOMGNO
Haha! Whatever works!
razetherunner
at least, i think it's The Sandlot? or maybe something with Matthew Lillard in it? i dunno, they abbreviate marshmallow very emphatically.
GrenadeSalad
Same, only with Siege spelled correctly.
BubbleGumNoel
yeah , i agree , I thought they were photos at first and I read it as Sarge Marshmellow x)
Selash
*imagines a Marshmallow used for sieges*.... do we take refuge in the marshmallow or use it to assault the bastion?
ThatIrishLass
I like the way you think.
MrVonWolf
I had to scroll up cause you forced that name for the post into my head.
idotherock
Surge Marshwallow.
FlyingCrow91
I read tired as third. I must be third.
Themortytownlocos
Seige Slutnova
DarnYouToHeck
It's.. not..? *scrolls up* oh..
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
These ghost buster mods are getting nuts.
ssyoda2
Typed up data for lookups today. One abrv was HMPEGSTER. ... Hamster? Go me.
platonic
I scrolled back up because I thought it was Marshmellow
ShadowCleric
Ditto
Smashgordon
Same
metalfoto
+1 marshmellow
CountAiight
OniOfWildPlaces
Ill have what hes on
Djmachale1
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Djmachale1
SurfKitty
omg me too!
ButterflyHeimlich
My marshmallow is only a coupe. It didn't come with siege-mode.
Djmachale1
Thankfully I'm not alone
vividmarker
Definitely time to serve marshmellows
Jonnymarre
Same same.
pookieeatworld
"Alright men, commence the marshmallow barrage!!!"
OniOfWildPlaces
OMG SO IT WASNT JUST ME
letsgetcrackalackin
Read it as Sergey Marshmellow so right there with ya
CircleCat
Wait it wasn't?!
P2Mc28
And here I was thinking I was the only crazy one. Silly me.
gferrel1
Surge marshmallow for me.
highteck9
Omg me too
TheEdenist
Benadryl coughsyrup
samsonguy920
Why stop now?
SeekTheLight100
Me too....
IrishMexican303
Same. Beat me to it
Drapetomanius
Romantic era/representative art > postmodern/abstract art. There, I fucking said it. Happy now?
tatatataco
boring and seen. pretty, but boring and seen
ToastedVanilla
For sure. I saw just a huge pile of sunflower seeds thrown in in a room once, and that's supposed to be art. That was in Tate! Appalling.
UsernameTheMusical
You mean the giant pile of hand-painted porcelain sunflower seeds?
Snarkoleptic
Postmodernism is the cancer that ate art from the inside out and only left the shell that oligarchs buy into.
stygyan
I know this is amazing, but I like abstract art more. It makes me think and wonder. And I'm a photographer, mind you.
Ezzybells
As an artist with very mixed taste in art - yes and no. I love realism, but there are many abstract works I love as well.
Drapetomanius
And I agree; but taken as two bodies of art, romantic era and renaissance art is just better on every level. YMMV.
mysteryroach
No, you apparently have to choose a side and never sway.
jaslbrown
I would love to see a list of the abstract art that you like. I have yet to see a work that I truly appreciate, but I'm open. Got a list?
Ezzybells
I think what is hard about abstract art is it can be a LOT more impressive when viewed in person. The works of Rothko are like this.
Ezzybells
2. I more like abstract expressionism and semi abstract works, although there are a few true abstract works I love like Blue Poles.
Ezzybells
3. http://68.media.tumblr.com/9bdc0acd3548cd6c277b27fe2dcd87dd/tumblr_o1lx2jJAcC1rv33k2o4_1280.jpg
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
No really, no. But that's ok, I'll keep my Miró and Dali and Tàpies and Bacon and Magritte and...
KaratekaKid
Dear god yes so happy. I fucking hate the "the ball represents sexual agony and morphing" modern art movement. I'm with this fucker.
RandomAbscessMemories
See I like what I would call abstract art, but more of the "these lines look awesome" variety.
KaratekaKid
Some of Dali's less odd work is my limit, but then again his brushwork etc is beyond fantastic
themooseof603
ball is life tho
meerple
It's called conceptual art and it is stupid. Lots of people graduate from art school after 4 years and can't draw for shit.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Breathtaking.....★★★★★☆☆
BeatenBearface
whydomypoststhatreachfrontpagealwaysgetdeleted
Breasttaking*
suchusernamemanylettersverydogewow1
PicolasCage27
DiegoTan
You motherfucker... good one!
buttpimple69
Slam dunk!
FourByFourAnimalStyle
Brilliant
Cthulhukitten
5 out of.. 7?
welpthatdidntwork
That's right! Perfect score