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Nov 10, 2019 4:45 PM
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Munchman347
Guess they had consumed too many melted crayon drinks...
Rifneno
In movies: "We have a hulk.", IRL: "We have crayon eaters."
TobyKweef
What they don’t tell you in history is the Tun Tavern was a gay bar...
FatboyRich
Most of the Marines I know are too- not that there’s anything wrong with it.
BisonMooseDuck
All bars were gay bars in the olden days. That’s why women weren’t allowed.
chefryank
So it was a navy bar?
TobyKweef
As a Seaman, I approve this comment.
KidneyBeene
Hence, Naval Infantry.
ginjuri
I am not sure if this is demotivational or not. I know Marines who are quite intelligent people...but they do love shooting shit XD
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Actual history. Navy: I don't like the idea of getting shot. Let's trick some idiots into doing it for us. Future marine: Where do I sign up
chrisf94
Back in 1775, Britain asked the 13 colonies to pay less tax than people in UK were after UK just defended the colonies from france
chrisf94
In a series of worldwide conflicts which could almost be described as a world war, country founded bybunch of ungrateful white slave owners
ciscoxing626
In Canada we just borrow the royal marines if needed
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
Back in 1775...
callingalljanmichaelvincents
My marine corps came alive....
AwalkingHindenburg
First came the color green....
callingalljanmichaelvincents
To show the world that we are mean....
callingalljanmichaelvincents
YUUUUUUUUT!!!!!
ins0mnio
can someone pls explain the crayon thing to my friend? he doesn't get it at all..
norticat
Are they army? ?
somnif
Marines are jokingly thought of as the mentally deficient branch of the military. All grunts and hoo-ahs, so they behave in a "special" way
Synapt
Ooh-Rahs, you mentally deficient fuck. Army fucks say Hooah.
DiceHateMe
Thank you!
ThailandExpress
ins0mnio
aah..not so subtle satire; my friend likes it
TsukariYoshi
Instuctions unclear, crayon stuck in penis
TheBeardlyOne
/a/bBvxzO6
WisconsinCentral2714
be careful, they might put you on the Group W bench
FeydakenLee
Marines eat crayons. You're welcome.
meatsmokertx
First off, Corps, nor corp. Second, the navy came after the Corps so that part of this comic doesn't line up with historical facts
purrfectpinup
No one cares
BitRoyal
The Continental Navy was officially founded about a month before the Corps.
Nemrodh
pretty sure the Navy was founded in Oct 13 1775. and USMC was founded in Nov. 10 1775. that means the Navy then the Marines.
fireflowerfire
Shut up nerd, this is the reason people bully you.
youhadmeatdoesbuttstuff
You must be fun at parties
meatsmokertx
I swear this is the only thing that bugs me.pinky promise lol
SmolTenk
I never understood whats so special about this story... still dont.
DomerPyle
Because it's not a special story
filben7
America loves to worship the military.
WalterJrsFatC0ck
I didn’t know that crayons had been around for so long. If not than what did they eat?
VodkaReindeer
Beer has plenty of calories.
shaftofbread
yeah, but it doesn't contain the specific nutrients that marines need in their diets
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Paint
neil137
unscented paraffin. it was a difficult time.
GinoRizzo
The person who downvoted this is a boot Marine.
GeekyLogger
At least they'll never have to wonder about their purpose in life...
Jotun615
a mixture of hard tack, salted meats, murderous rage and a solid dose of rum buggery and the lash. Crayons replaced the rum and lash
TezuNii
candles.
whoopsywoo
They only came in vanilla flavor though
i0NLYdownV0TE
Candles?
FeydakenLee
Crayons 1902. I suppose before that it would be charcoal sticks.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Beeswax with extra bees.
JonBy1
I scrolled back just to up vote this comment.
ThePolishedTurd
Crayon is a french word and the french have been around linger than marines so there must have been crayons back then for marines to exist
ChloeRed
The actual word is dated back to 1644, but the idea to combine (bees) wax with a pigment goes back into the thousands of years.. so I 1/
ChloeRed
don't think anyone can say you are wrong on this! ;) 2/2
waudey912
Ill do it. He's wrong!
waudey912
I dont know really. They're probably right.