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Nutella (three ingredient) Brownies
http://www.instructables.com/id/Nutella-Brownies-Three-Ingredients/
Nutella fudge pops
Sub dairy milk for chocolate hazelnut, almond, soy, etc...
Cookies!
Two step cake
http://kirbiecravings.com/2012/03/2-ingredient-flourless-nutella-cake.html
If you're into it...
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/08/delicious-things-you-can-make-with-nutella/nutella-covered-bacon
Pop It!
http://www.thebittersideofsweet.com/2013/04/26/nutella-marshmallow-popcorn/
No bake cheesecake
http://www.mybakingaddiction.com/no-bake-nutella-cheesecake-recipe/
For the long winter nights...
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Nutella-Hot-Chocolate
For that late night snack
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/09/nutella-chocolate-pudding.html?ref=search
In Booze form
http://crazyadventuresinparenting.com/2013/05/how-to-make-a-nutella-martini.html
Smore pizza please
http://chefthisup.com/recipe/10314/nutella-smores-dessert-pizza/
Made from bananas...which are healthy... so...like...it cancels out the Nutella right?
http://www.bonniedonahue.com/2012/07/banana-nutella-ice-cream.html
As an ice cream topping!
http://www.inspiredbycharm.com/2013/08/homemade-nutella-magic-shell.html
If you don't have Nutella in the cupboard, you should...
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Edit to my FP edit: I now have bronze. not silver. man I'm a cotton headed ninny muggin
AttractiveFlatulence
Instructions unclear: penis stuck in Nutella jar.
Jokesterwild
Do not like Nutella just putting that out...
JenneHendr84
and now kith
DelGuzha
I actually made one of the recipes here. Fucking delicious. /a/HgOJT
dogenuggets
Ferrero, give this employee a payrise. ♥ Favourited for later.
dudeits2015
*deep inhale* nutella is overrated *deep exhale* here comes the negative rep
Hyero
Now imagine how good these would be if you used actual chocolate.
MargaretThatcher
Where is that heavy breathing cat when you need him???
majesticgoatherder
MargaretThatcher
You are amazing!
CimmieDarque
This should probably be tagged NSFW.
Exemus
The pictures may not be NSFW...but the noises I made while looking at them certainly are.
desdeqado
Not safe for waistline?
TheUnrulyBee
I hate nutella.
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
It's good to know there are at least a handful of us!
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
*IS ...there IS at least a handful of us. -_- (I started to say a specific number and changed my mind... oy).
Karr
Isn't Nuetella and eggs a quiche, not a cake?
Karr
*Nutella
KeatonTS
it just looks like decorated shit.
Ghost0211
I came.
EverythingsBetterWith2Skupz
Let me save this for later
yowdayum
as a dietitian i just got diabetes...
Sportszacharyh
BUT THE BANANA ONE.
yowdayum
BUT THE OTHERS... will give you diabetes
Sportszacharyh
That, my good imguree, is a chance I'm willing to take
blackskies1
Sigh. *unzips*
ConnieGobern63
water is toxic in large quantities. so is every vitamin. point is, the only thing that matters is how much you ingest.
Pikkupanda
For Nutella haters (weirdos): substitute Hershey's chocolate spread or Trader Joe's Almond Cocoa Butter.
cogs
"Bake" is not a complete instruction. Temperature? Time? Number of marijuanas?
zeradeth
Usually with baking, it's about 375 F and check it after 10 minutes and then every 5 minutes after that if you don't have a set time.
everythingischr0meinthefuture
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Jadozaurus
10 table spoons of flour? 23 pinches of sugar...
Spacelionsx10
That really rustled my jimmies. Who wants to measure out 10 tbsp? Its 1/2 cup + 2 tbsp dammit
Spacelionsx10
That really rustled my jimmies. Who wants to measure out 10 tbsp? Its 1/2 cup + 2 tbsp dammit
FunCinnabun
Or.. half cup plus some extra for the lazy
catleesiisthenewblack
Which would equal 3/4 cup
catleesiisthenewblack
Just kidding that's not right
lizlemon7
@nutellababybump I'm looking at you.
NutellaBabyBump
Found you, bitch.
Polygrammar
Those brownies had 4 ingredients! Nuts count OP! You have lied to me for the last time....
greenbeanraneen
Has anyone tried the brownie recipe? I want to make them but I am reluctant. I don't wanna waste brown gold on what may be cakey brownies.
Sportszacharyh
I'm sorry! *Player's baby come back plays in the back ground* you know I can't live without you. Forgive me and my Nutella foolishness
thegreatcowlady
I think you are my new favorite person, and you can cook, so there's that, too.
Shitfaces
They're not even brownies. OP shows cupcakes
Polygrammar
When will the lies stop?
bustyblonde
I don't like Nutella [dont hurt me please]
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
There are dozens of us.. dozens!
voodooruinslives
I don't like chicken. Lets be outlaws together. ( your's is weird tho)
BanterClaus
http://imgur.com/2UITXlE
Xaldyn
Hello new favorite gif!
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Am I the only one who doesn't find Nutella appealing?
Melanisia
I prefer chocolate peanutbutter. I don't care for Nutella.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
I've tried that once... it was... different. I'll eat it but it's not something I would want all the time.
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
Nope.
BetterLuckyThanGood
You're in a vast minority if nothing else.
everythingischr0meinthefuture
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isherlaufer
My Nutella recipe: One jar Nutella. One spoon.
agentfarter
and about 16 ounces of self-loathing, right? I find the self-loathing always makes the nutella just a tad bit sweeter.
grimoirine
award winning recipe
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deodorantinmybutt
I spent years thinking I hated Nutella until I tried it again and it's sooooo good. It's addicting but it's worth it.
GigglesMaster
The best pick me up!! Yummm
Kenj9
Nutella, the next great filter.
RedTurtle1234
One jar. One ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
ILoveCreamPies
Gross
bradthebrony
wow it's almost like OP made the same joke in the title
chaquitabananana
Two girls one jar
Idonthavealottosay
Then bacteria starts to form
Gameskyjumper
I use RITZ
ProbablyNotRDJ
Instructions unclear... I'm spooning a jar of Nutella.
Kayteepea52
Oh god, don't do that. My first time with nutella was a three large spooner. I got so sick. :( it ruined me.
mathsmartblonde
Why not just put it in a squeeze bottle. Seriously though, why haven't they done this yet?
ILoveCreamPies
Or a spray can, like cheez whiz/whipped cream
isherlaufer
one less spoon to clean...
isherlaufer
one less spoon to clean...
KotharKorinth
Wouldn't u just b drinking chocolate sauce tho? Not that they shouldn't do it, I'm just saying....
itsahollyday2
If you're in a healthy mood, add a banana.
isherlaufer
I'm never in a healthy mood. The banana would just show the scale of my sadness as I wiped the jar clean.
YourWaifuIsTrash
If you're in a horny mood, add a cucumber.
ilikeSTAGbeer
i like to mix it up sometimes and do peanut butter and nutella
wherearetheavos
I usually dip a banana in. I tell myself it's healthy.
yerglion
Can finish a jar in under 2 hours
SallySparrowCannotBlink
You use a spoon? Fancy!
isherlaufer
I use it to catch my tears as I finish licking the jar clean.
HotMagentaDuckFace
You and I would get along very well.
SallySparrowCannotBlink
If you treat the seven deadly sins as more of a guide to life, I'm sure we would! :)
SallySparrowCannotBlink
Sleeves work great and no spoon to clean! ;)
Stuebydoo
Oh la de dar
watercolortitties
I've eaten a jar with my index finger before, I'm not proud D:
MarioBoon
It's something to be proud of!
Tehpillowstar
I hope you're not secretly @Kylecorn
watercolortitties
I just gagged a little at that thought lol.
Lanka
You should be proud sir/madam, that's the winner's choice right there. Spoons are for kids and elderly.
SallySparrowCannotBlink
You are my spirit animal
MySpiritAnimal
No he's not!
MDtrites
Fuckin brilliant!
watercolortitties
*she's not
MDtrites
Fuckin brilliant!
mathsmartblonde
Why not just put it in a squeeze bottle. Seriously though, why haven't they done this yet?
dogenuggets
Write to them, you may get free Nutella for your idea.
SubzeroAK
I don't like Nutella. Yeah, I said it!
MilkGreenTeawithBoba
Nutella is way too sweet...
HelloDarknessMyOldFriend
HEATHEN
SubzeroAK
NUTELLA BREATH!
GhoulsGW
strike0070
You're a monster... But we still love you *hug*
demonic
I like it but I agree it's way over rated
ILoveCreamPies
Same. Speculoos butter though...mmmmm
lamellamasauce
You all are the worst type of people
SqueakShow
Same. I find it sickening. The thought of eating the sheer amount of Nutella in most of these recipes made me want to vomit.
YeahWellAboutThat
I like Nutella, but I still agree on your view of the recipes.
flyingsolow
Same, I like it spread very thinly on a slice of bread. After that I'm sick of it.
foxfire1112
Me too. Honestly have no clue why i would read this, just looking at that cookie makes me sad
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I only like it by itself. It doesn't work well as a spread, in my opinion.
motittiesmoproblems
Me either!! Yay I thought I was the only one
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
Remember that one time when Nutella tried to advertise itself as being a "healthy" breakfast option. Lol. +1
JCrashB
"Mit dem besten aus rund einem Drittel Liter Milch!"
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
Gesundheit!
JCrashB
Danke.
wherearetheavos
They still run those ads on TV here where I live. It makes me irrationally angry.
vinv37
Not irrationally. Advertising is misleading by nature, but we can still be angry about that. I remember believing that ad when I was young.
helicotrema
I still remember the ad that said: "Nutella, with over 100 hazelnuts." PER WHAT?! THERE ARE MANY SIZES OF JARS!
YeahWellAboutThat
1/2 Hey, as a little kid I had a doctor recommend it for my milk-hating self as a source of calcium. His daughter flipped when I mentioned
misselfdestruct
Haha, I also hate milk, but Nutella is fine :)
YeahWellAboutThat
2/2 it to her when we were about 20 years old.She had to keep a low-protein diet and Nutella would've been an option,but dad didn't tell her
FlyrishHoney
It happened in the UK (too?) yeah. Was like "we have so many hazelnuts it's so good for you, spread it on toast kids!"
sheriwallace123
I saw an ad that basically said "do your kids hate breakfast? Well feed them Nutella!" Lol
IHavetoPee
Hey fuck you! I ate Nutella every breakfast as a kid!
sheriwallace123
So did I. I'm not saying it's a bad breakfast option, I was just laughing because it was a corny commercial.
IHavetoPee
True that. Not healthy in any way, but so guuuuuuuuudd.
sheriwallace123
Exactly! I'm sorry if I pissed you off in any way, I hope we're good.
GigglesMaster
And people fell for it?!
greenbeanraneen
I willfully fell for it.
GigglesMaster
I love it too! I just avoid thinking how bad it is
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
Yes. And then Nutella got sued.
Lugh314159
...and their response was basically: "Yes, we lied. But you're stupid for believeing us."
GigglesMaster
But didn't Nutella win? I don't remember
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
Nope. They settled out of court for 3 million.
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
I... am actually not sure about that...
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
They settled out of court for 3 million.
ddog7x
there is no such thing as healthy/unhealthy food. all that matters is how much of it you eat and in what proportion of total consumption.
rumandbass
Same as "toxic" chemicals. It's all about portion.
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
Okay, this is bullshit. Sorry, but if I sit and eat something with acrylamide in it (a cumulative neurotoxin) then I'm probably going 1/2
ddog7x
water is toxic in large quantities. so is every vitamin. point is, the only thing that matters is how much you ingest.
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
There are definitely some things that give higher nutritional value than others though. And unfortunately I don't think Nutella falls in 1/2
ddog7x
yes, that's absolutely true, but it doesn't disprove my point in any way.
SendMeYourLameJokes
Don't use a whole cup of flour for the cookies. Only use 2/3. They taste better with less flour.
keyqueen
I need to remember this crap.... I probably won't
hollyhorror
I wish I saw this a year ago when I first saw this post. That cookie recipe is shit.
SendMeYourLameJokes
I played around with the recipe until I found a combination that didn't disappoint me. There were a few failed batches.
justible
That's because it pretty much becomes the brownie recipe at that point. And brownies are awesome.
LaArdillaChilla
Didn't see this comment and am currently making cookies. Luckily I only had 2/3cup left of flour. Fingers crossed, alcohol being consumed.
LaArdillaChilla
Goddamn, these are delicious.
iwillfinishyoulikeacheesecake
Or don't use any flour. Use 1/2 cup cocoa powder and 1/2 cup sugar instead.
SendMeYourLameJokes
I'm going to try this. Thanks!