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Jan 8, 2018 3:17 PM
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SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Dougal15
Mreman71
His girlfriend has man-hands...
andrews510
Great feetography.
Bigtoe7
Have to make mom and dad believe you have a life...
ceramicpear
When you’re deep in the closet and your parents want pics of you and your “girlfriend”
hausdeflores
those toes tho
Digss
This is amasian!
ViralLola
He’s pretty flexible.
HonestCommentFarmer
I feel like this is more commentary on the Otaku obsession with waifus more than anything else.
squishcat
He's funny/cute enough to get a gf if he puts in that much effort faking one he'd probably put effort into the relationship one would think.
macpall
But whose taking the pictures of him taking the picture?
riceronijones360
Asking the real questions.
sammiamm21
His Girlfriend
solarshado
who's*
RavenousBugblatterBeast
/a/Id5UN
Mafferty
He had a phone and a camera. Both can be timed and set up. Neither are in same pic together.
CaffeinatedDisaster
And I can't take a picture of myself with 2 hands without dropping the phone on my own face. The man's a witch
Nnshutter
源自日本，盛于中华
Fendeezy
Must be a psychological thing or his type has high standards, cause he's not ugly, doesn't dress badly, and obviously has a sense of humor.
meggiemc
@sneekybreeki ahahahah
Sneekybreeki
Ouch
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Virginity level: Asian
TheNearlyLastAirbender
This is sad
thatsnotpunny
Couldn't the person that's taking the pictures of him taking pictures just take the pictures?? Or am I...???
PaladinKyle
Where can I get that shelf
balzanya
Bzion
Either the smartest idea ever,or the most desperate....
lostwalllet
is your boyfriend george glass?
RadiDaddy
Amazing feets of photography!
gremlinrage
I dont think so. Pretty sure he cheated
lon3lys7ar
You sir. You take this round!
REDS1X
"hey can you take pictures of me taking pictures of me?"
KireNes
Footography
Chaxinitus
Au contraire! What we have is.. GREAT STRENGTH OF FEET!
IDrinkTequilaAndUpvotePets
Footography*
blackbenetavo
Their foot pun was better.
erwten
He's clearly in a different pose on the last one though, so someone else probably took both pictures there.
jcdiris
That is seriously what is impressing me.
StunkChunkman
put your phone on video and screenshot the perfect moment
Bysne
Timer on 15seconds and hit button
madjo
Amazing feat of strength, or is that strength of feet?
Keronin
Now that you are here with me, what we have is great strength of feet!
Dougal15
ACHOO!
Keronin
Bless you.
Dougal15
No, that’s s my son: Achoo
cryptumsaga
I feel like this is Korean. Is this Korean?
espressoandpostrock
Chinese characters on the post-it
Tabascobuttplug
It's Chinese. The characters he's holding up say "jiayou" which means "keep going"!
ButAlorsYouAreFrench
Pretty sure it’s in Taiwan though (the playground looks like every playground in Taiwan)
Tabascobuttplug
Good catch! I would incline to agree.
PhoenixAbovesky
It's funny cause the phone in the last one is off!
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
I feel like maybe these are ads for that little stand set. "Endlessly configurable for however you need it!" or something like that.
biggwhytey
THAT OMELET THO
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
NihonJinLover
KelseyGrammersBeast
So ronery and sadry arone
mksu
I feel like it would be less effort to just get an actual girlfriend.
ManPlodTurd
Preach to the choir....of imgurians
fingersonlips
Or even just a tripod. Keep the deception, but save the feet.
easytigger
Hey man, I got feet and a camera right here.
mucotevoli
Maybe he wants to be single to play all the video games he wants, without being ousted for being single at family functions
CrimeThinker
I think you're forgetting the subscription fees.
RepairManManManMan
You'd be wrong.
ChaosSound
You say that, but i've been legitimately trying for going on 6 years now.
PinkyandtheBane
I hate myself too much.
DarkSock
Newp
ranuncudahlia
ngl, with skills like that, hed probably have a good headstart...so long as the photos are explained with good humor and not psycho delusion
PRDWRaven
You're wrong. I tried. Every female ive met is a complete mess looking for a prince and just wont settle for anything less. Might just (1)
PRDWRaven
Be like this in Spain. Idk about other countries though (2)
kickliquid
Stretching my groin to get a picture > having my groin stretched because I didn't take out the trash
Rehoy
I feel like it's less effort to desperately brag that you have one.
PolymathBL19
Look at Mr Casanova here...
iHveNoCleverName
I can only read this with a thick Boston accent in mind
Octavius440
I love how bitter this is
chepeweb
*claps sarcastically*
chepeweb
TheDeLunatic
But I'd say these cost less in the long run.
Snooj
I don't see any of these photos costing thousands of dollars, though.
blitzMoonJumper
Wedding photo's maybe.
DrunkKingOfImgur
Not when your face looks like it has been pit through various heavy machinery
PRDWRaven
You're wrong. I tried. Every female ive met is a complete mess looking for a prince and just wont settle for anything less
StructuralIntegrityIsOverrated
Hah! Not falling for that! i.imgur.com/yX3UQIu.gif
GrandGamma
The hard part is getting one. Find an equally attractive single girl with some initiative is hard after high school. They’re usually taken.
JamieSmyth
why do they have to be equally attractive?
GrandGamma
Relationships usually last longer when the attractiveness is mutual. No one is clingy. No one is distant.
JamieSmyth
Being clingy or distant has nothing to do with physical appearance.
GrandGamma
I was referring to attraction based on overall desirable qualities not just physical appearance. Clingy and distant are unattractive.
thisismypurseidontknowyou
Just get back to highschool, problem- solution.
TheClayKnight
Did you run for congress in Alabama recently?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Easy there edward.
azgrak
Who do you think is taking the pic of him taking a selfie?
jackharvest
Deeper.
PuppyDontCare
Ooooohhh!! you are right
Chumbawumba369
MetaSomma
His other leg, duh
helpimsteppingintothetwilightzone
His mom :(
MoooCow
So his girlfriend
yomahnn
Ouch
SeanBeanDiesAlot
If this is in China there is a 40 million difference between the number of men Vs women so finding partners is a real societal issue
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Out of 2 BILLION people? Seems like a pretty average 51/49% split to me.
armorhide406
China's not quite at 2 billion
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It's still a very equal split though
bikemerc
Good reason for them to handle N Korea
DevilDisowned
The societal issue being that China has a problem with parents killing daughters...
armorhide406
That was a while ago IIRC. It's better now
DevilDisowned
Nope, just not being reported on. Just like their genocide against the Uyghurs.
MetaSomma
This sounds like a job for Polygamy Man!
FuzzyX
You have it backwards. Under their former one child policy most couples picked a boy. So the rare woman can have all the men she wants.
whatupmyknitters
Polygamy Woman*
MetaSomma
Hey don't assume Polygamy Man's gender
Roguishpotato
Have you tried dating, its exhausting.
jsktrogdor
They expect you to like... go out and do things with them... what a nightmare.
mcquintrix
If they agree to do .. :( .. need more "agree"
Sharkwithoutknees
And expensive.
oneandonleeroy
HA! Not if there's nobody interested to go on dates with you.
ikariann
And soul crushing until you find someone who wants to be with you too.
Zobaken
Good luck with that.
Mirisido
Yea. Totally know what that list bit feels like. Yup.
Sharkwithoutknees
I suggest blind dates, there is not much you can lose
ikariann
First dates (or getting dates) isn't exactly the problem, it's my insufferable awkwardness and height that usually puts off the second ones.