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Talk to your local community today about the dangers of micro-transactions
Upvote to help get this onto Electronic Arts google search to help Mom & Dad make the right choice for their kids this holiday season
fannyshmeller
That's the biggest 8 ball I've ever seen
cms4509
SWIM says that's a little bit more than an 8 ball right there.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Could I replace the coke with another hooker?
CasperFreeman
You're paying too much for your coke. Who's your coke guy? /a/DnGj7
ImmaterialHour
Im honestly tired of all of the Battlefront posts. We get it. EA producers fucked up the igc balancing.
nerdmatic
2 hookers and an eightball. Can you believe that I write this shit?
Ziyousansz
Two hookers and an eightball? Stupid people thinking I am cool?
DukeLetoofDune
$1900 for only 2 hookers and an 8 ball? Idk who your connect is but you my friend are getting ripped off
TheCarolingian
Them's good hookers.
OperarionRed
Maybe try one or the other before you shitbpost
Behemoth090
But are they gonna fall out of your Mercedes and into the 80's?
Disassembler
Amateurs...
TheMaXX37
Is that a train simulator? o.o
Disassembler
You betcha. Currently totals to whooping $7,210.88
Doctormupp
Now, you are just bein a cunt.
Memequisitor
:^)
gnarledhalo
That's a great song
FreshPrinceofDenmark
Wait... that $2100 is a joke, right?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
It's assuming that you unlock *everything* with your Master Card (chars, card levels, ...). So no, not a joke, but still a bit exaggerated.
EmperorJarJar
I haven't paid a dime beyond buying the game and have all the heroes already and tons of cards.
LordOfMegadesk
Yes. It's complete bullshit.
iDrinkHumanBlood
Blonde is Aussie model Stephanie claire smith
MasterKatarn
You're the hero we need but not the one we deserve right now.
Auror4
How about 2 iPhone Xs?
Insanitizer
That’s a pretty heavy 8 ball. Definitely got your money’s worth there
G1ngerBoy
Umm can't one also work through the game to get all the content? Like actually play the game and get it?
Camelspotting
Yes, and also it doesn't cost this much cause they changed it like a week ago.
EmperorJarJar
Yeah I got all the heroes unlocked on a couple days.
ninjabadg3r
nice try EA Shill
rabiddutchman
Can we stop with this "shill" nonsense? People have different opinions. It happens. Grow up.
Bitterkandy
Ah, the patented 'Grow up' comment aimed at someone on the internet. Famed for its almost 0% success rate.
djkr
Do i have to share?
slarkcent
Like, share and sub
ElRadis
Jaeto
It's been too long! Was this one Joel? I miss MST, maybe three show, maybe fond memories of childhood....
WaxyNips
That's Mike but Joel was still working on the show
catchris
so do those nips come off?
WaxyNips
Not for just anyone
Gonz000
BunnyKing95
EA doesn't approve of sharing
Metallica93
Except that the top 1% of the company probably makes 65% of the wealth. That's sharing, right?
ghostanom
Yeah cause they don't make 100% therefore it is sharing /s
loltard
Sharing is caring
SteakForPresident
The coke? Probably, get those two hookers on your level.
cTraNik
Amen
jump4jesus
You could just buy a bunch of coke and the hookers would come to you
halasy
OP is dreaming of a white christmas then.
Memequisitor
Electronic Arts was hoping for one too
Rex83ll4t0r
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
14November
Pretty sure EA only celebrates hanukkah ;)
Memequisitor
Never forget the 6million micro-transactions
swedishmurdamachine
hurrayforboobies
Are the hookers multiplayer?
Memequisitor
Yes but you have to play splitscreen
bigdaddyfatpants
Just get a grand worth of coke and the hookers will show up for "free"
HawtDawg101
I saw some comments saying that it takes like 3 hours to unlock a hero. I'm confused now
LordOfMegadesk
Because the Reddit hate train is carrying lies, that's why. I got Vader in 2 hours. Not fucking 40.
AllahuAkbarDubstepRemix
They're not lying you dingus, EA/Dice changed the values due to fan pressure.
LordOfMegadesk
They are lying when they're talking about the state of the game since launch. Dingus.
EmperorJarJar
It's pretty easy to unlock stuff without paying.
TheWolfWhoPlaysWithFire
What's wrong with a little Mindless Self Indulgence?
Jawesome19
What kinda hookers are that expensive?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Well, when you want a hooker that does a few of your fetishes (and I'm not talking about schoolgirl here), it's gonna cost you.
G3ologist
Call girls or escorts.
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
The good kind
PiggyWobbles
rich people hookers
bigdaddyfatpants
GadenKerensky
Any kind that will don rubber gloves to do a cursory check of client genitalia for conditions as outlined by regulation. That kind.
ThrowawayHBS
Wtf
GadenKerensky
It's not so stupid. It's their occupation, after all, gotta stay healthy, gotta take precautions, and regulations demand they do so.
callmethelizardqueen
In the US the client should do the check to make sure there isn't a penis down there. Many hookers are drug addicts low on funds.
GadenKerensky
Maybe in the US, but many prostitutes actually DO enter the profession because they want to/is their choice.
Shargan8
In terms of sugardaddy / elite prostitution, anything under 5,000 is on the cheap side.
Unverified
Depends on the hooker, i know a pornstar that charges $1200 an hour
c0smicmuffin
Luckily I'd only need a minute
ManInTheBox21
Asking for a friend... Who is she and how does my friend contact her?
Unverified
Rose Monroe, check her twitter for contact details. She's quick to respond to emails
youratbastardstookallthegoodusernames
2 hookers and an 8 Ball, MIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrqMVNLzLco
Memequisitor
You found the meme within the meme, heres an upvote
Ziyousansz
This ain't that fuckin' hard.
tskman
I was singing this song the second I saw this.
thedarkcanuck
Can you believe that I WRITE THIS SHIT
ThePoorWarrior
It ain’t that fuckin’ hard
youratbastardstookallthegoodusernames
2 hookers and an 8 ball, Stupid people thinkin' I am cool
atesomebadfugu
Hookers and blow... Finally this EA shit has gotten interesting.
jsm9474
dismemberedtoddler
*buys hooker expansion pack*
barnsandnobel
$1900 is expensive, i can find 2 hookers and an 8 ball for. Less than $1200.
thatshytidontlike
I was going to say, that must be some REALLY good coke and some knock your socks off hookers!
theheebs25
gotta give it up to the comments section for crunching the numbers
BlueskydragonFX
Hookers here in Holland? 300 tops.
Bortus
£140 for 3.5g of good coke, and £600 for two high class prostitutes. But listen, ou could get 7g of shit coke for about £150, then four low
Bortus
class prostitutes for like £400.
jimbowskii
Yeah but quality thou
UmamiMama
500... And well, one chick may only have one arm.
Jonny2Chests
That's fine, I've only got one dick
orangeisthenewbasic
Gonna cost you... three fiddy
TiendaBlack
you can find 2 hookers for $100 in Venezuela
NihilistTHOTs
Where are you getting these hookers and coke? $1900 sounds like a steal.
n0n53n53
You could probably find it all for $350 but quality might be suspect
ourari
You would know.
barnsandnobel
I have a masters in hooker economics.
emoposer
Hookers that looks like that will run you a lot more than $2100.
sheapet
Agreed
annfranksbhole
The price is all relative to where you are located and how difficult they are to get
micotyro
Fine. Classy Escorts and 8 ball
pyr0chaos
you can buy one $1900 hooker bot, or 1900 $1 hooker bots
LuffyFett
backgroundhysteria
Go on.....
yoloswag360noscope420blazeit
lol 1200? that better be uzbekistan dirty money, hookers are 50 each max and the coke should be around 100 bucks
GreenYawgmoth
we're assuming classy escorts who get tested, not random homeless chicks on the street.
yoloswag360noscope420blazeit
just wrap it up and quit being such a bitch about it
just4favs
My man. Words to live by.
myotherusernamewascoolerbeforeitwasbanned
I can do even better! 5 beautiful hookers from Adalitas in TJ, the 8 ball of coke, and your bribe just in case for $550. Math checks
burgershashimi
"beautiful hookers in TJ"... I think you're exaggerating a little (a lot).
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
KillingTheJoke12
$1200? I can get you a toe, dude.
fluhatinrapper
Excuse me? I will have you know that the Supreme Court has largely rejected prior restraint.
burgershashimi
classic
toxcrusadr
I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish.
theoneontheleftintheback
Why aren't you famous?
fluhatinrapper
There are ways dude, you don't want to know about em.
erischilde
What if I just need a new rug?
fluhatinrapper
Will it really tie the room together?
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Toeriffic
Owlsdude
Fucking amateurs
toxcrusadr
Fuckin' A, man.
thedarkcanuck
Yeah but how good are the hookers?
GirlWithTheDragonSticker
How good is the coke?
clottedvaginaldischarge
They put out
TheBretters
Doesn't matter if the coke is good
GunganExterminator
Caitlyn Jenner good
WellBehavedZombie
It's like a loot box, you won't know for sure until your inside it.
smaug777000
they're not that good until you spend close to 1,000 a piece..... so I've read
EroticZombiePants
If their vagina exists, then they are good enough.
SaltyRimjob
Depends on location. You’re thinking high end Las Vegas. Smaller towns is where you get the goods for cheap
smaug777000
I'm thinking just outside of NYC, but I'll be sure to check out these towns
JaxAndHisLampPost
If an 8-ball is about $225, you can get an hour with two quality escorts for around $600.
DidItForScience
I think it's about $250 for good stuff here in Portland, OR. Not 100% sure since I don't buy or sell it myself, worked in the club industry.
bilborrax
2 whores is a waste because you still only get to cum once. and if you didnt know your hour is over as soon as you cum....so ive heard
GaseousMaximus
Holy fuck. In Australia its $400 for 0.8 grams.... or so I've heard.
yoloswag360noscope420blazeit
if you're buying 8 balls for 200 bucks i have kilo's to sell you
MaddMatter
Is it any good?
AaaaandIiiiiiWillAlwaysLoooooooveYooooouuuuuuu
Oh hello
theycallmewillywonka
Not a cop. Totally not a cop.
TheRussianPickle
Holy shit you get 3.5g of coke for $225? In what country are you?
MustntSleep
Not about that life now but 10 years ago i could get an 8ball for $140
michaelgarciageraghty24
Murica
SatoriEnlightenment
Is it cut?
DependingOnTheStreet
Currently getting 2g for US$50 in Angola, once travelled Colombia and got 1g for about $1
BlackaneseSamuria
Username checks out.
TrundleTheGr8
This made me look it up. Idk how accurate this is. Look @ the border states & Ohio. http://www.narcoticnews.com/drug-prices/cocaine/retail/
PBJnearlyEveryday
I just spend two weeks in Toledo. Doesn't surprise me one bit lol there's literally nothing else to do
imgonnahurtu
Holy shit, $100 for an 8 ball in phoenix? Sign me up baby, daddy needs a drug habit!
Inappropesmagotes
Give me 1200 and I'll get you 10 hookers. If you aren't picky about the breathing part. Imeanwhat?
BrumpoTungus
Are you implying hookers with asthma are worth less?
Inappropesmagotes
Nit at all. They'd make my part easier.
mirhagk
I feel $120 for a dead body is pretty cheap
Inappropesmagotes
Overstock
MisanthropicVeteran
How fresh are we talking here?
Inappropesmagotes
Is the definition of fresh negotiable?
MisanthropicVeteran
Everything is negotiable
Inappropesmagotes
Ill do 5 off for every part falling off
dohrmiester39
I just use craigslist for mystery drugs and potentially dangerous friends for free
erischilde
Yo. I can't get anything on CL. I've tried. Only ever got a gram of salt once.. Maybe I dunno the terms...
5SpicyCheetos
You could save even more with Tinder
erischilde
How long? Near 600 for 2 hours for an "escort" class... And with an 8 ball of coke, I ain't bustin' for at least 65 minutes. No preamble
orangeisthenewbasic
Uh you're not in LA are you
barnsandnobel
If they dont speak english you can get 2 for a whole night for just under 700
mmartin762
Wait what? I thought escorts were like $20,000 a pop
magicrhombus
You've forgotten the best thing about whores. You don't buy them, you only rent them.
annibe11e
That's in movies
GuardsmanMiku
600 for a whole escort class vessel? damn boi, how much is it to rent a whole navy for a day?
RoomTemperatureCoffee
In the US you can get one in exchange for the rights to build 10 new Trump Hotels in Mainland China.
SatoriEnlightenment
What means “no preamble” please?
SomebodyStoleBothOfMyBigToes
no foreplay
SatoriEnlightenment
Ah. Well. What... are they charging more for that nowadays?
erischilde
Lol.. Nah.. I'm just trying to give estimate of both time and effort...
edestlin
Just what you might think it means.
SatoriEnlightenment
I honestly have no idea. That’s why I was asking.
DespiseEveryone
Yeah but unlike you, I don't qualify for the family discount.
just4favs
Less than $200.
AviArts
...I'm telling mum.
ejether
Will you help me find them?
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Remember when 8 balls were 100 bucks?
Jonny2Chests
I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime
pdubyah
Pepridge Farm remembers
thelastniceguy
At 1000
STGxDante
Generally for the cost of the 8ball.
enjoytheveiw
I knew someone would mention something about the price being too high or low... sure enough
Win1forthegifer
I don’t want your mom’s crappy half off coupons
stilmatic78
All depends on the length of game play.
OblivionCityGuard
best i can do is a railway station hooker and an ecstasy pill for bout 55$
DewkNukem
60 a gram for fishscale in Portland.
Armistice023
Why do people insist on putting the dollar sign after the numbers...
MaddPainting
Why do you say "2100 dollars" but spell it "dollars 2100" ?
idontcareanymorewhatever
doesn't bother me near as much as commas used to separate the 100ths of a currency from the whole, because of the way they force me 2 pause.
Foxlord
sometimes I do it because I forget to add it and just tack it on the end
cynica1bear
?Punctuation placement is kinda arbitrary isnt' it,
IAmTheBadW01f
One of my prior bosses put the % before the number....
Gherkincensed
Ok that is definitely wrong, whereas Europe and CA put signs after the numbers.
callmethelizardqueen
Because our society gets dumber by the day. Not just a country issue- many comments justifying this are from Americans who never learned the
callmethelizardqueen
2) correct way and don't care.
idontcareanymorewhatever
fool. whichever way Americans do it *is* the correct way.
callmethelizardqueen
American schools teach it $50, meaning in the US the correct way is $ first. The Americans commenting how they do it 50$ are doing it the
callmethelizardqueen
INCORRECT way. Seriously, its that hard to understand?
tallbo
It is an abomination
scatter
Because they're filthy communists.
ChristianisLate
Socialist pigs
googi14
It’s a new trend among idiots.
ChristianisLate
It hurts
universalchamp1
PvtScott
Filthy commies don’t like denoting that the following numeric value will be in a certain currency. They’d rather you read the number first.
idontcareanymorewhatever
!exactly why putting it in front makes sense, but then at the same time we (usa) do not put !? at the front of sentences!
Mozzarellaqueso
People are lazy to go back and put it in the front
idontcareanymorewhatever
as an American, I do this.
TeeMee123
why are the two dollar signs different
Whozdatgrl
I️ came to the comments to ask this exact same question. Dollar signs after and different dollar signs. WTF, people.
DontFeedTheBears
Because they took an existing meme, slapped BF2 on it with new text without taking into account the font selection.
Bakakaze
That makes me angry
ZanarkandAbes
Frizoggy
The dollar sign under BF2 was DLC.
MATTYBE87
TheBlueMuppet
To distract you from the W.
ChaosRappyMaster
Goldstein1984
ThunderChief00
art
Affray
SolidestCurve
cab435
4TheLoveOfHiking
Strongharbour432
OK now I'm grumpy
RS05
Noitisnot
asking the real questions.
wheresmymoneydenny
ThousandSon
I'm assuming it wasn't made by an American or rather made by someone who in their culture the monetary designator goes after the amount 1/2
figaden
we learned it the 2.00$ way in Québec, we also were taught the 24hr format of time, i still find the 12hr ×2 thing to be quite silly
callmethelizardqueen
IDK lots of comments from Americans stand by this practice as "thats how I say it".
ThousandSon
$1900 not going to get you 2 hookers and blow in the US anyway well not anything of real quality.
sciencebasedlifeform
Hey i know where to get 2 hookers for a happy meal and half a joint......
ILikeCharmanderOk
That's some quality ass.
Username1884
Your getting way over charged on one of those. Even at $100 a gram you'd still have like $700 a piece for the hookers.
IliveInAnAnemone
Because you say "2100 Dollars" and not "Dollars 2100"? Just a guess.....
TheThayn
This!
wheresthebaby
Other countries write their currency after
chapter5ravaged
The world has more than one country.
TedBrasirSucksCock
Take that back!!
TheThayn
I have to remind myself not to do this with the dollar sign becase you pronounce it 100 dollars, not dollars 100.
Kightzeareau
I thought it was because people were lazy
Heliogabalus227
Ironically, it shows that they probably don't have a very advanced grasp of the concept of money.....
Alistairetheblu
Because they're translating how you say it. "2100 dollars" must be "2100$" right?
destructowad001
It makes more sense to me. We say "x dollars," not "dollars x." So, that's how I write it.
callmethelizardqueen
You also say $553 as 'five hundred and fifty three dollars', yet write that on a check and its $500.53 as the AND =decimal.
derel1cte
You're an idiot.
n0n53n53
SudoNimm
But...thats not right.
ourari
If Americans cared about making sense, they'd adhere to the metric system.
Jaeto
NorseNanuq
If Americans cared about making sense, they wouldn't have A LOT of shit.
MustardStain
You and your metric system can go take a hike
idontcareanymorewhatever
a miles-long hike.
2inthestink
We ended up inventing the world's most powerful and sought after technologies on the imperial system. Maybe y'all should reconsider
SpecialProjectY
Such as?
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
No
zippydee
Or day/month/year
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
No
mthrndr01
That's not how we say it. Referring to the point above, if speech dictates form, m/d/y is appropriate.
Ufphen
Is it really that difficult to say November the 20th, 2017
zippydee
No, I say it like that sometimes, it's just dumb to write it like that
APieceOfFuckingShit
When you're saying it out loud either is okay. But DD/MM/YYYY makes the most sense because you're going from smallest to largest.
mplshipster
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
v01dstar
You might as well ask, why do people insist on saying "how __ looks like" instead of "how __ looks" or "what __ looks like"?
PeterBk
Because it's a unit, like Km or °C. However, currencies come before the value (e.g. USD 60) as it defines the monetary value of the 1/2
PeterBk
numerical value it precedes. 2/2
n0n53n53
Because stupid people are stupid
QuackQuackAttack
While wrong, it makes more sense. It is ten dollars, not dollar ten. We write 10% for ten percent, 10* for ten degrees.
ManInTheBox21
Education, people.
GalbraithS
Because they like being wrong.
GTimgur
It's the Euros!
GadenKerensky
Because pronunciation. When it's spoken, 'dollars' comes after the number, so one can infer that people do it this way for that reason.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Pronunciation? Isn't that syntax or summit? Dunno, haven't been to grammar school, nazi or otherwise.
derel1cte
But it is wrong and if you have more than a 3rd grade education you'd know it is wrong.
GadenKerensky
I'm not saying it's the correct way, I'm just saying why it might occur.
SomeCrazyNerd
Ewww.
FindusSomKatten
because you donta say dollar 1900 you say 1900 dollars
LanaDelReyy
They do in Canada. 1.000.000$!!!!!
callmethelizardqueen
this time of year lots of Canadians in my town (snow birds) and I have yet to see any write it that way. Going to test this out!
Demicol
Same here in Finland and I bet other European countries. The currency sign goes after the numbers.
LanaDelReyy
It makes sense
LanaDelReyy
Why are we being downvoted.
IamJustinSane
They absolutely do not do that in Canada! At least, not any educated Canadians.
LanaDelReyy
Meh
Trollingstoned
It might be "wrong", but at least it makes total sense with how we say it. I'd like to know who decided we should put it in front.
TedBrasirSucksCock
Should I start spelling cat, "kat"? That also makes total sense with how we say it. I'd like to know who decided we should spell it cat.
iduapoo
He's right though. More importantly, your example is retarded. "Cat" makes sense with a C. Putting the dollar sign in front doesn't.
TedBrasirSucksCock
My point was that WRONG is WRONG, even if "it makes sense". Bad spelling & grammar is how the world knows if you're an idiot or not.
iduapoo
The person who decided to put the sign in front was wrong, but had influence. Simple as that. Anyway, just my cents two.
CrissCross35
They write it how you say it. You say "I paid 5 dollars for it" not "I paid dollars 5 for it" also other countries have the currency last
derel1cte
The write it like they went to school for the specials.