Aaand now it's in your head.

Jul 22, 2015 1:30 PM

littleoldlady

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Turnip beet around!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't be the only one that finds these comics extremely irritating.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I thought it was turn down for what...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I read that in Lil' Jon's voice hahahah

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my god, this is bad

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is one of the best posts I've seen on Imgur for years.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what's going on

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Relationship goals

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now the butter: CHURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks Michelle Obama

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you're welcome

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your SO passes by as you discharge a silent gas of horrendous odor.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thyme to turnip the beet

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baldrick?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why do so many people get this joke and i don't?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It's okay, I don't really get it either.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There's a song "Turn Down for What." Turn UP for what is the joke. That and a pun

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Your head's a turnip. I've always hated turnips. Something something I'll call you turnip head

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awwww Ghibli reference. Sort of. "..ever since I was little. At least you're not upside down now. So long!"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry for the spam it kept saying there was an error and I only just realized it actually did post more than once

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, no problem.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Vote for Turnip" -LinusTechTips probably

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

To good, glad someone put this, always vote for turnip

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

good job sir

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's spanking the hell out of the counter! As someone who identifies as transkitchenfurniture #triggered

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 9

As an apronkin I am equally #triggered

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Shouldn't you be aroused instead?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I misread that as Trashfuckingfurniture. I may have a bit of a reading problem.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hehe, Kitchenkin

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things like this make me realize how lonely I am, thanks for that.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

You don't need someone else to spontaneously break into song and terrible dancing, trust me.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I don't trust you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You clearly aren't Indian. *happy sigh*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But when I do I know some where my soul mate is actually doing the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

or maybe they are picking their nose

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Digging underwear outta their sweaty arse.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

turnip for penetration

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vote for Turnip.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I a little relevant?

11 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 6

Yes, a little.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Pho Sho!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never turn down phở

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I signedin ust to upvote you

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JOKES ON YOU IVE NEVER HEARD IT!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is my catchphrase while playing Peach in Smash Bros.

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suh-weet!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just spam her "LA LA LA LA LA LA" taunt until my opponents self-kill in frustration.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Eeeew brawl

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

It's my roommates for villager when he down airs

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Villager is best character.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, is this an actual song or some thing? I thought it was just something the internet came up with.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well since you're in the internet you probably have the internet and can use the internet to find out.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i know it's a song only because of the internet, i've never hear it nor do i care to

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an actual thing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

11 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 6

What?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

YEAH! Also, I just wanted to remind you all that this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWEESRrNK8

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

refers to this https://vimeo.com/88415705

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't even...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have so many questions.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i not. my head is empty now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That can't be the official vid. Wtf was that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtf did i just watch?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that...is just...yes. thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

What? Turn Down for What?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Have a nice flight.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, bravo. You need upvotes!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't hit turbulence

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OKAY!

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Lettuce Turnip the Beet

11 years ago | Likes 440 Dislikes 1

They really do! http://lettuce.bandcamp.com/ Highly recommend 'em if you're into funky jam.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seen them at Red Rocks!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seconded. They're awesome

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I wish I were that clever. I guess will always just be a cutecumber.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This got downvoted. Why.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I have no idea, because it doesn't refer to vegetables perhaps?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lettuce leaf?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Came to see if anyone posted this

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I could help

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uuup you go.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This deserves so many more points than have been given. More points, I say! More!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any reference to lettuce the band?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a shirt that says this from target!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently it's a brand. Just learned something...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Olive them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wore a shirt that said this at red rocks for Lettuce/Motet

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the motet. Fun show.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a billboard that said that in Rapid City, SD.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The music video to that is.. Eye opening

11 years ago | Likes 1296 Dislikes 3

Thrusting intensifies

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...And here we see patient zero and the first outbreak of the deadly humping virus.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Feel like it tried to be the next harlem shuffle and failed, or was spoofing it, not sure.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 20

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's one way of putting it...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that's the only way it is

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is one of those videos that I don't know why I needed it in my life, but I did....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should check out the remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnUpYVPAVY

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

bahhaha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO Snake videos are always really weird.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My.God.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pretty wild

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has the penis that just won't quit

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when my buddy and I watched it for the first time I called it. He's gonna be the only one dancing... NO wait his DICK will be all that moves

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's hilarious!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what the fuck did I just watch. why did people make the thing that I just watched.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

CollegeHumor made a wonderful without music version...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the one with Upon a Burning body feat Ice T ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wf9muPlL6o Only good version i heard

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/XRg5GYw

11 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 2

This is me in real life. My TV and I are pretty serious.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cannot approve more highly.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is me in real life. My TV and I are pretty serious.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what in the actual fuck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy fucking shit i watched this while high out of my mind and i almost died laughing

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Yep I though my hubby was going herniate. But then again 5 mins later he was cry-laughing at Taylor Swift Goat Scream song.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair that goat song is amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's even better without music. https://youtu.be/Y0EyPCrGwrQ

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

cry-laughing

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't get enough of it, it's glorious. (Well okay, the third part lacks energy and is kinda boring, but the first two parts are great.)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OMG! It's where calm yo titties lady is.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If by eye opening you mean utterly glorious.

11 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 1

I hate to admit it, but I actually love that music video.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Music Video: https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

What……… the…….. fuck?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have so many questions

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The music might be distracting. Here's a better version: https://youtu.be/QEeLwBZWG_Q Enjoy! ;-)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we all need Jesus because of that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was amazing. Upvotes for everybody.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cannot believe I watched that whole thing.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Not available in Germany.. F*** OFF. I know there are tools.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too and the first thought I had was "that building has some serious structural issues."

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think we all need Jesus because of that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL wtf

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, so that's the first time I saw that... My reaction? This:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... what?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not seriously really the actual music video is it??!! Please say no!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it is!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRcnTfrF_50 This one beats it!

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

What did I just watch?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Executive producer- Dick Wolf

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.....wat?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why? Why did I click this? Why did I watch it for a full minute in horror/awe?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Somehow, even before I clicked the link, I knew lol good times....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw the title, and became thankful I couldn't watch a single second of it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had forgot about this. Thank you

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, it's happened. I'm in the US and it said this is blocked in my country.

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

My solution? I'm at work and have global proxy - *changes country* "What...the fuck...is this"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a German. Welcome to my life.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck you GEMA and fuck UMG as well.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You should be happy, what the fuuuuuuuuuu

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is this the same video? http://youtu.be/XKMoVAObbhE

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

my god...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yes. youtube freedom version

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was with it until the dickheads showed up.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would name mine Richard Cranium.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need an adult

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never forget http://i2.wp.com/media.giphy.com/media/5wWf7H5dOL4BGOe6Ujm/giphy.gif?resize=320%2C320

11 years ago | Likes 309 Dislikes 12

a swedish show host did a similar thing only that was extremly akward and embarrasing

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

forgetting immediately

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

2/23/15

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd go to that game free, and leave with a serving of kale and a coupon. Only now do I realize I have K-A-L-E in my name... I has a sad.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't decide whether or not I'd bang her.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Classy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

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BLACK MILEY CIRUS

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's her "Barack done run outta dick" face.

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Literally perfect caption.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did she know what she was doing with that? I mean... did she intend for it to be turnip for what?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She has daughters that are under 25... she knows exactly what's up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

She looks 100% done.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

40 times turned over with a bit of seasoning, kinda done

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is...is Michelle Obama?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

No, it's Ellen DeGeneres

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought it was that's so raven

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Let's play a game of Spot the Well-Meaning Racist.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Did she know what she was doing with that? I mean... did she intend for it to be turnip for what?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She did, and there's a video that accompanies it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes she did, it was a reply to a vine iirc

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And yet somehow she, being the SPOUSE of an elected official (no governmental authority) has set policy regarding schools and nutrition...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 40

Nutrition. Food. Kitchen. The math works out.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She isn't setting any policy, she is just campaigning for reform. Every First Lady has at least one cause they push for. Why is that bad?

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

It's not bad, it's only bad if 'Obamas' wife does it. Everything Obama does and anyone related to him is a disaster apparently.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

THAT IS BULLSHIT!! THEY SHOULD HAVE CARDBOARD PIZZA AND DAY OLD FRIES JUST LIKE WE DID! FUCK THOSE KIDS!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Is she actually setting it or just calling for it? How would she go about setting it without legal authority to do so?

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

You mean like pretty much every first lady since Eleanor Roosevelt?

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

I think I missed this episode of True Detective.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0