Ten Completely True Facts* About the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II AKA the "Warthog"

Jul 27, 2016 5:58 PM

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*note that these facts are based off of a dream I once had

A-10s are not built. They are born when freedom and democracy come together.

That face that is on the front of the A-10 was not painted on.

The GAU-8 Avenger doesn't use gunpowder to fire the 30mm projectiles. It instead uses a potent combination of fear, democracy, and hot dogs.

That face wasn't painted on either. The A-10s are a diverse group of death bringers.

The wings of the A-10 do not generate any lift. They are used to both mount weapons and to make the A-10 look like a dragon. It actually generates lift by scaring the air into submission.

This is the A-10's chew toy. Any questions?

Every time the GAU-8 fires its gun a bald eagle is born.

The A-10 can change its skin tone much like a chameleon. This allows for stealthy freedom insertion.

This is a rare attempt at firing upon an A-10. Puny mortal bullets cannot hurt the A-10.

This is an A-10 being born. As you can see, it has not gained its wings yet. In 2-4 freedoms, it will be able to strike fear into the hearts of its enemies.

Wings don't generate lift, the A-10 just scares the planet away.

10 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

They literally took a gun and put wings on it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two aeroplane posts in a row! Happy Thursday!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To bad they're phasing these out

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Once again someone mistaking freedom for security.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"stealthy freedom insertion"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, I work around cool planes like this. Can confirm the faces just appear on them.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I grew up day dreaming about which plane I'd buy when I was old(12) and rich($52). Time and time again, the A-10 was the winner. BRRRRTTTT!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Looks more like a puma to me."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to hear the true facts guy read these

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bud Light Real American Heroes version.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, make Morgan Freeman read them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree with your facts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True fact if a pilot were to hold the trigger it would stall the plane the weapon system is no shit 1/3 the length of the plane

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't recall.. does it actually have enough ammo on board to do that, or is it just "possible"?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found an A-10 relaxing in the sun after a mission: http://www.2951clss-gulfwar.com/photo_gallery/var/albums/A-10-790181/A10%20790181-14.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A magnificent beast resting in its natural habitat.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Stealthy freedom insertion' sounds like date rape for planes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 23 year 8404, can confirm. @op all facts verified.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beautiful rare glimpse at such a majestic freedom distributor. It has been said the A-10 is fueled by the blood of its enemies

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a vet I can confirm the accuracy of this information.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2-4 Freedoms, is awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read the whole thing in Ze Franks Morgan Freeman voice.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good job

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"They are born when freedom and democracy come together" I guess that's why we aren't making anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

True :(

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun facts! That damaged A-10 had to land in "manual mode". Kim Campbell got the Distinguished Flying Cross for her actions.

10 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 3

I met her on a tour of the Pentagon, she's the rare cool pilot.

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I'm not a female fighter pilot. I'm just a fighter pilot, and I love it. -Capt. K. Campbell

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Is Kim Campbell related to Bruce Campbell?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Don't know. If she is, it'd be by marriage.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bruce Willis, actually

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, but they are both equally badass.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*Freedom Mode

10 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 3

There is absolutely nothing stealthy about the A-10, camo or otherwise.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Are you questioning the glory of the A-10, mortal?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

blasphemer, you mislead about what the A-10's glory is. brute fucking freedom never comes in stealth.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

instead you hear "HEEEERE KITTY KITTY KITTY" ... "THERE YOU ARE!" *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is fucking brilliant. 'Gain it's wing it 2-4 freedoms' this is fucking gold and i need more

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I might make more.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please do. Please.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Son, America is telling you to. Might is not an option.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. It is my duty now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought these were gonna be facts, this was far more fun. Not that these aren't facts or anything.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Upvote. Comment carefully mortal, not all would allow this kind of anti-freedom remark.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you questioning my fact checking? *menacingly holds up radio*

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The stealth one is wrong, freedom hides from no man!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh. One out of ten ain't bad. That also happens to be my safety code.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Warthog? You mean the puma?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Chupathingy, how about that?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What in the Sam Hell is a puma?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean like the shoe company?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FACT NUMBER 1: BBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

10 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 6

If you have ever heard God tearing the largest sheet of canvas in existence in half (AKA GAU-8 killing things), you *heard* it in your head.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there soundage on the intertubes of this experience?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

confirmed by multiple sources.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FACT NUMBER 2: BBBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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FACT NUMBER 3: BBBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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FACT NUMBER 4: BBBBBBBRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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FACT NUMBER 5: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

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FACT NUMBER 6: (CLUNK) PSHEEEEEEEEWWWWwwwwww (DISTANT BOOM)

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

FACT NUMBER 6: SPANISH INQUISITION!

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

A-10's, the Chuck Norris's of warplanes.

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 4

You ever see Chuck Norris in that gay Christian no cussing commercial? He's a pansy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Nah, that's the F-15E you're thinking of.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes. The A-10 is the Bruce Lee of warplanes because it ain't no joke.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

F-15E being the warplane that dropped a 2000lb JDAM on a helicopter because why not definitely doesn't sound like a joke.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An A-10 also dropped a guided bomb on a helicopter in the gulf war. It was the only air to air kill recorded by an A-10.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how big was the bomb

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