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PreciousYoutlys
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monkeyfly
Hypocrisy is a republican virtue.
RigidGristle
Resistance1000
seenunseen
He knows. It's all lies. He was left till he realized you get more power and money manipulating the right
Resistance1000
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
I don’t take to Nazis or Fascists.
wazeewa
But you fail to realize its ok when THEY do it because they are the ones doing it. It's only bad when its towards people they don't like. Then its evil!
rmichelsen480
I have to admit that all that work does make him look a lot better. To bad it didn't make him BE a lot better.
Arkheno
Antrobus55
Somehow, "affirming" really doesn't work here. I think "wait, wait, don't tell me" is closer to the actual.
freemab
He paid for that jawline? Eew
MatrixDragon
They know. But transhpobes are also convinced theirs is valid, while ours is fake and perverted.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Nobody needs to explain it to him. He knows. He just doesn’t give a fuck.
cokebot9000
Yeah, but I don’t wanna talk to that asshole.
johnathanrossshoulddie
No one is gonna tell him this because nobody talks to him that doesn't want his money. Musk has money and no one
509tigerfish
Elon is the cyber truck of human beings
Jmarie453
I can't magically make this top comment, but it should be LMAO
509tigerfish
I appreciate the effort
thedudeman519
Jawline surgery ?
Jesus and I thought I was insecure
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Pretty sure one of those "looksmaxxer" clowns is known for smashing his jaw with a hammer in an attempt to reshape it. The depths all this alpha male shit has cracked is astounding.
brendino87
Lol same to all these "alpha" men who take testosterone boosters they bought at Walmart
Fucking idiots man
queernosaur
Arguably getting a hair transplant is even gender-affirming for the opposite gender, as baldness is pretty gender-appropriate for men. Eitherway, he sucks
SwiftyGuy
People likely have and he very likely doesn’t care… which would make him, not so incredibly, even worse
magus200342
He knows. Just doesn't care. In his world white men cam do whatever they want however they want. The rest of us are who rules apply to.
VitaminJay
He clearly cares about it. His billionaire brain refused to accept reality.
intaglioguy
Don't forget his fucked-up dick surgery. That's why he has to use a turkey baster if he wants kids.
MuseMatar
I beg your finest pardon??
First I've heard of that!
freakdiablo
It's a rumor but a fun one.
Rumor has it he tried to get a penile implant and the surgery went sideways.
Ree81
Apparently Trump's poop problem is from some hooker or victim of Epstein island driving a stiletto into his butt. Elon's in proper company.
Sticklebrickk
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cTBtenAwY3k3bHRmM3A3aTAyZ2J6NG84cHN6N3Z0am9iN29hYmI3MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AgPt9udT567spxbSHf/200w.webp
cosonfused
i thought it was from the copious amounts of nose candy
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
This seems.... apocryphal? I've never heard of any such thing.
TheFastpaws
It was in some of the files released that got pulled back. You have to read some awful stuff to find it though.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
yiiiiiikes
elbootio
Wasn't a stiletto, it was a tent stake, if I remember correctly, because the young boy was being attacked and defending himself.
gogaman
I wouldn't defend on anything that makes Trump look better.
These are 2 collated stories. Ask Gemini for details.
I hate repeating fake stories.
AbsolutelyNotBacon
"ask gemini for details"??? Did you fall on your head or something?
RyvaTheRenamon
"Ask this ai that was made by a corporation that bows down to the president" man shut the fuck up
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Ask Gemini???
FlemReid
"Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends."
nagelMlemBaroness
who needs friends when you have a trillion$
Madcaplaughs84
Thank you for reminding me to sign up for that
VitaminJay
$1,000,000,000,000, and 0 friends.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
A parasite if you will
Camelspotting
This is why you hug your children.
goddamcat
Can't even get an invite to Pedo Island
azgrak1
I read an interview with someone who used to be in his orbit. He is apparently a deeply unhappy person. Ironically reading this made me a very happy person.
Worbah
Yeah, fuck him, and all he stands for! That fucknuckle doesn't deserve happiness.
Sebastopol140
And that's the truth.
Moecade
Came her to say that...
iamthemurray
Imagine having basically life's godmode cheat and still can't make friends or get a real relationship.
chewmaca2
I'm doing my part!
https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends
beerkrump
I did mine!
OmNachoMama
I did mine, too!
mocosoft
/gallery/dGGkcgq
InoffensivePablum
I’m balding and getting fat but my gender affirming care consists entirely of drinking a lot of whiskey and growing a big gray beard that other men compliment me on in public.
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
Hell yeah
vericon151
I’d like to subscribe to your whiskey news letter.
JackieTreehornProductions
Evan Williams white label bonded 92 proof. Best low cost bourbon going. Larceny if you’re looking a notch up the quality ladder. Eagle Rare has gotten pricey lately but worth getting a bottle once. Was the bourbon that got me into drinking it neat.
Worbah
Mine is just avoiding looking at the mirror.
bluetoaster42
Hell yeah bro
jethroismaxbaer5772
Hell yeah
Kyzyl
So many people forget that Peter Thiel (now of Palintir fame) is in the other half of the Paypal Musk photo:
ijustwonamathdebate
If you are German you have https://www.ardsounds.de/episode/urn:ard:episode:6c5341875babca28/ at your disposal. Kisten.
danimals847
I didn't "forget" - I've never seen the full photo!
sashapineapple13
Jesus. Thiel just...looks malevolent. Even then.
Boogiefly
Peter Thiel knows about the anti-christ.....hahahaha!
thatwoodguy
I can see why Elon got plastic surgery he looks like a bug
OreoMoonpuppy
Yuck
NoodlesDOTExe
I'm cackling, because Peter Thiel is STRAIGHT-UP rocking the "Chris-Chan fit" with that shirt, and even back then: SUPREMELY punchable face. He has a BIIIIIIG forehead too, probably makes for a GREAT target as well (for spitballs, naturally. 😇😇)
RyanSamLin
They are both scumbags
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
Those two have really contributed a lot to the world. Lol
StellarJay77
Ya a lot of shit and suffering.
BlueDsc
Is it just me or does he kinda look like Temu Tony Hawk?
Nath1194
I laughed
McNuggeteer
I wonder what that guy’s up to.
imaynotbeasmartmanjenny
Evil Tony Hawk, Dark Hawk if you will .
hyptosis
Phoney Hawk
SalmonTheWise
Tony Pigeon
HEARTS0FSPACE
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2U4anpldGQwYXR3aXB2NHFmNmFlYTJ4Mmk0NWNwdmdnY2d2aHN0dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/200w.webp
HardcoreMango
Tony Stalk
bobthefunny
with the stupid x on there too. nice.
BlueDsc
XPal
JohnEdwa
"X.com was an American online bank founded by Ed Ho, Harris Fricker, Elon Musk, and Christopher Payne in 1999 in Palo Alto, California. It merged with competitor Confinity in March 2000, retaining the X.com name, and the company changed its name to PayPal in 2001."
pan069
It's only a small step to a swastika from there..
Imalwaysready
Edgelords are obsessed with the edgiest letter.
nomnamless
Elon has always had some dumb obsession with naming things X.
Hellomellow
He literally named his car models S E X Y. What a dork.
nadorou
Personal crackpot theory: check which number X corresponds to on the ASCII table
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
Had to look it up. Uppercase X is 88 in decimal... interesting.
75townecoupe
It was always Nazi's all the way down...
1stDrunkJoe
Emotionally, he's never grown past the age of 10.
SalmonTheWise
He can't mature past that, he's still holding out hope that his father will love him.
DustInComp
and that's X in Roman years
1stDrunkJoe
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aGIzdmNmdW9vbDAzcW40azh3cGZ0OThmNzRjdHlkYWMxa2lxaHl2dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ/200w.webp
BlueDsc
How dare you insult 10 year olds like that.
doesTheUNmatter
No, he's just being secretly asking for his subscription to life to be cancelled for so long, but they keep letting him live becoming more cancerous on society
maqp3
10 year old me would've laughed at the lack of imagination. I'll have you know I was agent ZX.