floppydonkeydank
671115
17510
230
Tiny snake legs
NOPE
Dog has Leveled up
me irl
RobotSquad
Those kittens were named by bubbles.
NotACanadian
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...ssssssssssss....AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" - Tarantula
sircadogan
Why is no one talking about the snake with little legs???
kcalcifer
Only cried for 20 minutes? That tarantula is tough enough for the Salty Spitoon.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
#7 why do those look like mugshots of people trying to look professional?
pannymaquiao
The RuPau'sl Drag Race reference in that falling bear made me cackle.
Mykronoid
+1 purely for Otter Space...
Clockworkdancerobot
655321mnc
#3 was a RuPauls Drag Race reference! A queen says "C'mon season six, let's get sickening!" then does a death drop http://imgur.com/9r3qC5x
thesplashingblumpkins
#5 growlithe learns flamethrower at level 34
Goodnewwseveryone
Rule #34
soupsdujour
it's even a shiny! very lucky
felikittyPGH
That tarantula:
driveslow
I can still hear him in my head and I closed out immediately. Thhhhhhhhck.... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
oldguyexlurker
Otter, "And that guy's leg... I need that, too."
PlatonicPajamas
#12 "hentaidaddy666"
bv310
#2 is Cumwitch and TooPunkToFuck, both of which are hilariously jarring given the post.
Histrionical
I could have continued the whole rest of my day without being made aware of that. I really could have. But you. But YOUUU!
PlatonicPajamas
My bad.
PinaOz
#3 Is a Rupaul's Drag Race reference, i feel privileged.
jimmanybobmcfly
I laughed so hard. *tounge click*
fridadomen
I sent it to a friend who works at a start park and also loves drag race. I didn't even look at the rest. That was the best one.
Rottenunicorn
It's slowly starting to spread!
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
IrishPub
I want a cat but I'm allergic to them. :(
HeyOP
That last picture is an accurate description. Acclimating the animal to the dogs in their care is pretty important.
TheKnifeGuy
you really think someone would use a pug to heard sheep?
HeyOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NvpShIl66c
HeyOP
Sure. A smaller animal helps, as part of the herding is nipping at their ankles if they don't pay attention.
Natalan
He'd have some issues with speed and endurance, though.
HeyOP
2) He probably doesn't have to run them.
HeyOP
1) No doubt, but to my knowledge there's no real call for that. All the animal does is keep them in a set area and bark if there's trouble.
TheKnifeGuy
pugs already have a hard time staying alive
HeyOP
Work and purpose can increase lifespan if it doesn't drastically increase stress. You haven't really made an argument here.
jumpinjackoph
I think the pug has just seen what the sheep herder does with the other sheep and regrets the custom
Mooki
#3 Just gives me more questions. Like "is that a special bear-jumping-out-of-tree mat that they just have lying around, just in case...?"
Domehammer
Black bears are horribly overpopulated in some areas. Probably shot it with tranq and set up something to catch it. Looks to be in a park.
thegriffin88
It was in a residential district so they tranq'd it and it fell out of the tree and onto the trampoline and fun times were had.
burritoemoji
It's from a student residential community at CU Boulder. Had to tranquilize it and release it back in to the wild. Sauce: I work there
squirrelgirl86
I remember this story. The bear was in a residential neighborhood. They shot it with a tranquilizer to relocate it.
nerdextreme
#17 "I'ma baot" that pigeon, probably
mirria
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/pigeon-quality-is-directly-proportionate-to-pigeon-fatness
Thatguyfromthecarthingie
They cant swim so unless someone saved it, its probably dead :(
Zeetoois
Plot twist: bathing itself in a giant puddle
Edwin0529
^
strongfkennedy
the fuck is a baot
ImaSwiffernotamop
Boat
SilentButSexy
The British Association of Occupational Therapists (BAOT) is the professional body and trade union for occupational therapy staff in the UK
strongfkennedy
Ohh! I get it now
BareBoneBear
Until
Searcher
jesus
xuvial
christ
xuvial
christ
BiffTHEBearKiller
"I've got people to shit on. I can't afford to lay down and die." - that pigeon, probably
dukegonzo
Pigeons can't shit and fly they will however shit before takeoff to lighten the load
KingoftheIntroverts
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b3/c3/2b/b3c32b8ce63e564dd34fb1ca72d80905.jpg
HeyOP
"They opened a new car wash five blocks away. There's no time for self pity, those clean cars won't shit on themselves."
Edwin0529
If it's a Chrysler it will eventually.
HoliBug
Aiyoooo!!
ThrewOutMyHipster
A pigeon just shit on me not half an hour ago. Pigeons make me SO MAD.
redshadow1000
Isn't that Good luck or something if a pigeon shits on you?
ThrewOutMyHipster
I really don't understand why; it seems rather unfortunate to me, any way you look at it.
ThrewOutMyHipster
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/14/article-1320429-0B9BCFEA000005DC-953_634x768.jpg I think I'm ok now
HipsterHippy
"Goddammit Mr.Noodle!"
imhoots
I see what you did there.
gamer2222
Reference game so sick people run 5k's for it.
Goodnewwseveryone
That's exactly what I was thinking of when I read that
buttcrackula
Can't you just hear that through your walls? LMAO
PeanutBuddha
The bear falling out of the tree, new perspective:
nofateeric
YES! Thanks for bringing my imagination to life.
coolwtevr
LETS GET SIIIIICKENING BREH
OktoberSunset
Logic tells me that the bear is falling from the tree, but I choose to believe that it is doing a flying kick on that cop.
Dandyman
Sick bruh
theflyingbutt
More.
NapoleonDynOmite
Do you even tampoline
IamaMurse
I can't bear how cute this is.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Radical!
N0taNark
Goddamn son you using voodoo to take my words before I use them.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Actually I used time travel to read your comment, then go back and make it before you!
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 confirmed
morphire
Guess what: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hawk%27s_Pro_Skater_5
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Goodnewwseveryone
Couldn't you actually be a bear in one of the tony hawk games? Maybe it was a cheat or something?
UserSubmariner
The first 2 were so good. Never played the last 2. Played wasteland.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
4 was great and so was underground
ArchibaldDingus
Bro wasteland was the shit, gonna bring it and my ps2 to play it at the senior lock in at school next week.
MajorGameage
My immediate thought was the bear was going up... no idea why but it made me laugh my ass off
BatmanisBW
The guys are just looking at him like "There he goes"
Clunky343
"There he goes againnnn. Pacing through my brainnn..."
terithian
"Not again"
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
All hail His Grace, the Good King Snugglewumps, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and
MrFluffyPantsMan
All HAIL
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
"It's only a model"
TellEmSteveDave2
It's like tiny Tina named them
FlyingTigerRose
I ALWAYS upvote Tiny Tina!! Nailed this, sweetie.
TheBigRedMachine2213
"Lady's got a gut full of dynamite and a booty like poooow"
ADMIN1337
I'm going with Colonel Snazzypants
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
Colonel Snazzypants is the King's Hand
Randersuarus
My kitten was named Thunderkracken when we adopted him lol
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
Please tell me you kept that glorious name?
GrizzlyWicks
Pooper of carpets
sonpyH
That pic and lovely cat names oddly made me think about Bumbersnitcher Cucumberback
HelloMyNameIsAlreadyInUseBySomeoneEsle
Pawtector of the realm.
Elessar777
This deserves more upvotes
mittensandstripalina
Your username makes it better.
TheFoxCouncil
The white flame dancing on the graves of his enemies.
MessyJoes
Whoa, he usurped Ser Pounce?
sithney
ser pounce AND an IT crowd user name? +1000 to you if i could
Razha17
With Colonel SnazzyPantz at his side it wasn't hard.
MessyJoes
Is that the same Colonel SnazzyPantz that narrowly avoided prosecution for war crimes at the Purremberg Trials?
Razha17
The very same. With the help of Professor PuddinPop of course. That's one smooth cat. The best in class when he attended Purrrinceton.
LadyWidebottom
My sides are in orbit
MrSirNobody
And he raped, murdered and killed the childer of Lady Whiskers so Ser Pounce is going to get revenge.
MrSirNobody
*CHILDREN GOD FREAKING DAMMIT!
GlitterViking
All hail Ser Pounce and Lady Whiskers! I'm betting that Boots gave up and became a Septim.
MrSirNobody
And he, being a cat, hunts sparrows?
GlitterViking
All the internet points to you, Ser!
KogwerksKlokwerk
You just HAD to do that, didn't you? YOU WERE BORN KNOWING, WAITING FOR THE DAY WHERE YOU COULD POST THIS TO THE INTERNET YOU GLORIOUS SOB.
MisterM069
First top comment I've seen that is truly deserving.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
And he will take what is his with snuggles and fluff!
doodleinthemargins
stuff
Nestama
He'll fit right in with Good King Moggle Mog... the XIIth!
atleastIwasnt36
I know someone who works there. Should I ask?
squirrelgirl86
I wish all humane societies were that good at naming cats! When my mom adopted her's he was named Juice. Seriously. Fucking Juice.
myrabel
We adopted 2 cats, can't remember what one of them was called but the other one was Eeyore
dasmoons
Was she an orange cat? Because that would be amusing.
MoozlerPoodle
I would adopt the shit out of juice.
squirrelgirl86
She renamed him Jules after Jules Verne.
Oyarsa
What have you got against the Juice?
Evyreid
Ours was named Balsam... Fucking Balsam
ReptilianOverlord
My two cats were named "Peace" and "Love" when we got them. What ind of bullshit is that?
SamuraiFoxes
My cousins named one of their orange cats cheezy, which became jeezy. He's gangsta.
BeeDragon
Our male cat was named Gidget. Renamed him Momo after Avatar: The Last Airbender. He's kinda derpy so it fits.
LadyWidebottom
My friend has a cat called Gidget, but it's a girl so.
ToxicDL
Ours was Godiva :T like why
pookieeatworld
Is he the color of chocolate?
ToxicDL
She's a black cat with rough fur.
AbominableToaster
Keep him away from Marilyn Manson.
LadyWidebottom
THE BEAUTIFUL PIZZA, THE BEAUTIFUL PIZZA
CailinAmaideach
I looked through these comments hoping to see an SoA reference. Thank you.
BeeDragon
Saw a kitten at PetSmart named Awesome Sauce. He was found abandoned in a Pizza Hut dumpster.
TheRealFireFrenzy
PICTURES OF LORD OSSIMSAUZ!
TheRealFireFrenzy
PICTURES OF LORD OSSIMSAUZ!
BeeDragon
This was awhile so, I have no pictures. He was an orange tabby though.
TheRealFireFrenzy
I am dissapoint
NecraMancie
Good King Snugglewumps, Good King Snugglewumps, Lord of all the Land (Ha-ha!)
Theimgursheisacruelmistress
And the Rhoynar, don't forget them.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Thankyou! You the real mvp
soupsdujour
everyone forgets the rhoynar :(
Ephastian
The North remembers.
Tagross
It's the Ricken of locations.
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
Good thing he's in the North, ice will help with that burn
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
Protector of the Realm.
slimstebow
Don't tell George about him
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
Purrtector*
beejabah
And protector of the English language, and all the grammar rules such a language entails
LudicrousSpeedGo
Protector of lots of cunts
Annutty
Amen. You may be seated.
AnOceanOfStars
Wherever you fits.
Mygirlfriendmademedoit
Long be his reign!!!
TheRealFireFrenzy
SO begin the days of the king, May they be blessed.
HitlerEatingABanana
Hail snugglewumps
Elections
Heil hydra?
velociraptorfarmer
Hail hydrate!
Derbicus
I didn't vote for him
AerialisticFiction
You don't vote for Kings!
koopaya
In Joe Abercrombie's First Law series, they do!
HentaiSensai
I'm being repressed!!
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
You could.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
It might just not have much of an effect.
LadyWidebottom
Well how'd you become king then?
McFisticuffs
providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. (2)
McFisticuffs
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine(1)
dukegonzo
Those legs on #1 are the reason you dont skip leg day
Tehstool
This too:
yak3ftw
Don't skip evolution day.
NotACanadian
Remember kids, don't skip exercise or you'll evolve into a snake.
avenlanzer
It's a SKINK!
avenlanzer
It's a SKINK!
Ayzmo
That's 90% of guys I've ever seen at a gym.
ParsleySage
"Aww, sssshit. I guesss I'll go back to being a ssnake."
avenlanzer
It's a SKINK!
WoahShocksMyBrain
Real talk tho. What kind of animal was that?
YourWaifuIsTrash
It looks shopped, but I'm not sure
asinthelatedentarthurdent
Looks like a slow worm but seems odd to have one with legs at all. I thought they were lost long ago in evolution. :/
instantmashedpotatoes
It's a glass lizard. Source: I get them in my yard allllll the time.
ringadingllama
Didnt someone say it was photoshopped last time?
Fallonmoon
Blindworm i guess? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguis_fragilis
COLONELLESLIEDANCER
If it has earholes and eyelids it's a lizard. even if it has no legs
Bryni
It's a skink ;)
charaz
A Sandstorm Darude.
stolentalent
It's not that uncommon for snakes to have little legs or stumps. It could also be a species of lizard. Yay zoology!
goddamnlochnessmonster
or a mutant snake
enchilado
Yeah, nah, snakes don't have legs and that thing is too short and the wrong shape and has the wrong scales anyway. It's a legless lizard.
stolentalent
Well, I was just guessing and trying to lend some of my knowledge.
Itsboomtiemrightnow
Snakes don't have legs. Plus it has ears and eyelids.
dasmoons
A skink.
TalosTheMighty
AKA freshmen girls
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Fun fact: In Sweden, theres skinkost, which means "ham cheese", or... skink cheese!
JettKaiju
Wow, rude.
MoreOrLessRelevant
A snake, probably. They sometimes (other animals too) are born with old features of old species from which they descended, such as the legs
MoreOrLessRelevant
And I believe they are called vestigial organs
MoreOrLessRelevant
The random additions in general, that is. Humans have one too, the appendix.
Ecgwearth
Also the tailbone.