I think my plan backfired...

Dec 5, 2017 12:22 AM

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Edit: I've been at the library for awhile, drinking lots of coffee, and wistfully dreaming of my bed.

FP edit: Thanks a lot assholes! This reached FP right when I was about to get a refill on my coffee and you all distracted me! Now I have do drink water while studying late at night!

Further edit: I'm in Nebraska.

Winter in a nutshell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Story of my life

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who goes to Nebraska?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So basically, your plan backfired twice...once with the nap, twice with the front page.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read bed as beer at first glance :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminder from Sir Isaac Newton

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the second night in a row I have narrowly turned in all of my work. Due at 11:59? Turned in at 11:57. I hate myself so much.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember those days.... now I’m close to them again for my Masters.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, your plan worked out perfectly. I see no downside to this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This exact situation was my life today, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cold dark and windy... Sounds like the Midwest

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omaha.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah today was a real windy asshole in Lincoln too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait... are you actually me? Wtf?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you in Mn?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lol, are you in Chicago??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: dont stay up all night. Go to bed at 10, get up at 2. You will get so much more done. Circadian rhythms . Hack 'em

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Must be in the Midwest because it sure is windy and cold here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omaha specifically.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Born in Omaha. Live near 13th street

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

⬆️⬆️Up Vote just to be a distractive dick

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Michigan?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is quite literally what has just happened to me. I’m on imgur while I debate what I’m going to do

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's ok, they were completely booked anyways.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

...take your fucking +1 you piece of shit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Are you in the midwest? Its been windy as hell for past couple of days, and it just started getting cold out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omaha.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah.. 99% of my family lives up there. Well, Nebraska area.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think of all the amazing things throughout history that could have been accomplished... if not for the warm bed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A lot of terrible people may have been less evil if they had a nice warm bed...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you in Minnesota? This sounds like Minnesota right now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nebraska

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

GET THE FUCK UP AND WORK ON YOUR PAPER.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please no

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*points to edit*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

GOOD! I WILL KEEP YELLING TILL YOU GET AN A!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sssshhhhhhh! I'm in a library!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ALSO GET OFF IMGUR WORK ON YOUR PAPER!!!! seriously though good luck on the paper.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wake up!

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Why are you shaking? Wake up!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grabyourbrushandputalittlemakeup

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Hidethescarstofadeawaytheshakeup

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Whydyouputthekeysaponthetable

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I CANT WAKE UP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow that brings me back to my Uni days. I used to get so much sleep.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All 5 hour a night.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 whole hours?! How did you fit in all the lab report writing AND the post-lecture drinking to excess?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can drink and write labs/study at the same time. The trick is you have to take the tests in the same state of mind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loved all six years... Or was it seven?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only 4.5 for me... although I'm about to embark on another 4 at some stage. I'll take your advice under consideration.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't we all Been there

8 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 0

Just rub one out and go back to sleep, it's the only way

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Been? I did that two years ago and still haven't got up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a work on panofsky to deliver Thursday and I'm playing battlerite :,)..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a presentation to do tomorrow and the paper is due at 2359 tomorrow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hate the fact that still love my ex. Dumped almost two years ago

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...um...I'm sorry that you're experiencing that but...is that comment for the right post?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Omg... yeah you’re right lol. Laughed and turned red... I’m so embraced.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP I'm working on a paper for Macbeth due in 34 minutes! Still need to write 2 body paragraphs and a conclusion!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Use lots of big words.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A length wasn't given but it's 1 and a quarter pages mla format.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got this!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm done with the paper. Your encouragement was a great motivator, thank you :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woot! If you still like Macbeth after your paper, Patrick Stewart did a modernish version using original language. Pretty awesome movie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We watched clips of it while we were reading the play. It was so damn good! If I ever have the time, I plan to watch it all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fun! Those witches were creeeeepy lol

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Hahahaha you English majors and your papers us engineers only have 9 projects to do loser..........*starts sobbing* help me I'm so stressed

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Mechanical Engineer here. Do we know what month it is?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Projects? What kind of projects? Do you build the things? UBC is hiring machinists from time to time. Would I build your things?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am upvoting you just for your username. I will go thru your comments and upvote past ones. Merry Christmas.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then there is us business students that do shit all

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Babe, if only I could tell you it got better. As I am now passed 12 hrs today and best 30 hrs in for the wk at the end of Monday, I cannot.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha! You engineers, us CS students only have 4 finals 3 programs and 9 ctf assignments to do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a dumbass double major in English and History.. So much reading and writing.....Tell your friends to NEVER pull that as a double major.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I’m an engineer, I have a ton of technical papers due instead of finals. Projects and papers man...there just so much

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There just so much. Yep definitely an engineer ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know the struggle?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Engineering adjunct prof here, Final is Monday, I’m bringing them coffee and donuts. Some of us have souls and remember being in your shoes.

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

To be honest most profs are great, and I just finished another one of my projects just one more to go and then finals woooooo

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Keep it up and stay focused, you can do it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For sure to be honest this comment was more of a joke I do have projects to do and finals I'm not stressing they're easy if you're prepared

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super sweet of you, especially given the absolute pittance that is adjunct pay.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I have a full time job but consider adjunct position as volunteering. I have grown to love watching the students grow and change.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's awesome! I'm sure your students appreciate, and gain a lot, from being taught by someone who loves to teach.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As (hopefully) a future grad student, profs like you make the terrible bits a little less terrible--thanks so much!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This...is for Cybersecurity...

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I remember that class. So. Much. Math...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh that's not a class, it's my major. But you're right...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

O sweet my best friend is in the same major sorry for assuming and also sorry for how much you probably hate your life

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

This semester needs to end but...I'm dreading next semester. Quantum Cryptography.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

My buddy said that it was hard but people mad it scary than it need to be, I'm sure you'll do great

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