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Nov 8, 2015 1:34 PM
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reallyolddispatcher
+1 for Chicken Run.
xochiluvr
KILL THE SPARE!
itchy0618
I've seen some hard-boiled eggs in my life, but I'd say you're about......twenty minutes!
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
"THRUST! WE NEED MORE THRUST!"
margmckenzie
Put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye
DeepFriedGrapes
Good
BrianThePinkShark
"where's the farmer? Is 'e on 'oliday?"
deskmouse
Chicken pie you idiot!
thatsrightmyaxe87
GREAT... *watches chicken run*
whatismynameagain
"Chicken feed! My favourite!"
Drakhma
lol, its a good movie.
NotDavidBowie
2 girls 1 cup
QueenMerciful
"Oooooh me life flashed before my eyes!... It was really boring...'"
Iwishthewordmongwasallowed
Ah don't like greeeeveh
photony
Debbie Does Dallas
kkus
Triple D guaranteed!
TreeOhhTree
I dated a girl who was his god sister... So... Yep...
CASIUMxOXIDE
It's all I me head!
frequentlyfoolish
The chickens are revolting!
32320
Finally, something we both agree on.
ihazanaccount
It is by far the best chick flick there is.
CASIUMxOXIDE
It's all in me head!
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
She looks really upset to be asking that question
JustBeCoolBruh
I thought she was a man dressed as a woman. She looks like the Waynes brothers in white chicks.
MoleGrips
"I don't want to be a pie. I don't like gravy"
mikokatsun
CEDRIC
WalkerLillard
MY BOY
mikokatsun
damn that was some good acting, and a sad scene.
WalkerLillard
right?!? definitely took the series to a new level
TheDanielCura
I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIE!
EdwardSnowdensNeckMoleIsUnfortunatelyMySpiritAnimal
Lets not lose our heads...
dinosnore
LOSE OUR HEADS?!
DetectiveRangerRob
I don't even like gravy!
Gastroboi
Best line in the film
Irishda
AYE DOON WANT TA BE A PIE
tubularboobular
aye doon lak greveh
autumnfp
Babs is northern, not Scottish...
Irishda
But the northern accents tend to blend Scottish vowels with a softer English tone. Writing them looks similar, but you'd hear the difference
autumnfp
I live in the north and I've dated a Scot - they're really not that similar :P particularly because babs has a Yorkshire accent
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
"Chickens go in, pies come out." "What sort of pies?" "Apple."
DJThuglifeSupreme
PIE FLAVORED!!
ForOurNation
"We will sneak in, real quiet like.." "Like a fish!"
navigator2176
Nah like a duck!
ANorwegianMonarch
I have to go watch that again.
kungfuskunk
"I DON'T WANT TO BE A PAIE"
randomoverusedcomment
Dunt laike graveh
zildjianvibes
MY FAVOURITE!!!
TheVakarian
CHICKEN, YOU DOLT!!
TattoosMusicandColdBeer
*great lummox
Irishda
/Looks at down vote fairies "I toold ya they was organized."
LavaAxe
Say what you will of Twilight but Pattinson is one awesome dude.
kayteeblue
Also, Remember Me is a really, really fucking good movie.
slurmlover
I'm sure the money helps.
TemporaryUzername
What if what I will say is "Pattinson from Twilight is one awesome dude."? what happens then?
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
we throw into the sarlak pit!
DatMormon
It's a shame he was murdered so young
CassandraCurieux
Hahaha
jmeyers1983
Devils advocate: I actually don't like how he spoke about that franchise. He signed the contract, they made him a multimillionaire. (1/2)
MichaeIJCaboose
In the (very butchered) words of little buster. "I may complain a lot but I'll get the job done"
apcharlick
I don't agree, but I always respect someone willing to play Devil's Advocate. It makes for good discussions. +1
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
the guy who played obi wan in IV V VI called star wars "fairy tale rubbish" and agreed to act in it for like 1% of the profit.
FoxySpirit
Warren Buffett made billions in the current system but still calls it crazy and shit. He got what he did for his work, not liking it.
jmeyers1983
To compare their industries is ludicrous. Hollywood depends on PR.
FoxySpirit
He only spoke about it once the franchise was done. You can freely criticise your former jobs as actor. Like working with Kubrik.Or Hitchcok
jmeyers1983
Look, he knew the books were drivel and he still agreed. That's my problem. He took the cash and then acted above it.
MongoloidFARTexplosion
People also work down sewers, they don't have too like the smell.
jmeyers1983
No, but they should be loyal to their boss and coworkers if they are treated fairly.
Protean2648
Everybody gets to hate on their jobs, or just certain tasks at their job. Everybody whines over their boss occasionally. Don't hold actors 1
Protean2648
to higher standards just so you can hate on them.
Equreuil
I doubt there was anything in the contract about having to pretend he liked the franchise. And it didn't make his career, HP did that
millenniumf
Yeah, but when people pretend to like a script they hate, people call them a sellout and a hypocrite. At least he's refreshingly honest.
asheara
If he hates it that's fine, it's the badmouthing that's in poor taste. It's still work and the making fun is unprofessional IMHO.
millenniumf
There's a difference between badmouthing and criticizing. He's criticizing a lazily written and creepy character he had to portray.
asheara
Then we'll agree to disagree. To me his comments aren't criticism, they're poking fun.
jmeyers1983
But you have a contract and the producers upheld their end of the bargain. I feel he's ungrateful because w/o it, he wouldn't be popular.
millenniumf
were in it to cash in on a popular franchise. I'd rather he be honest about his feelings rather than pretend to like garbage.
millenniumf
Are you forgetting how popular his Harry Potter character was? He didn't need the fame, and honestly it's obvious that the producers
jmeyers1983
His Harry Potter character was popular, but as shitty as Twilight was, it proved to Hollywood that he was bankable.
DrunkenWeasel
And a God damn phenomenol actor when given anything above shit material
tarskinos
Agreed! Remember me
Lumplstiltskin
Not gonna lie, I laughed my DICK off when he got 9/11'd. My girlfriend was not pleased.
kayteeblue
Literally just said this in another comment, hahaha. That movie is tops.
LavaAxe
And he dislikes Twilight as well http://www.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/rpatts-hates-twilight-edward.jpeg
MajorLeagueFister
He DESPISES twilight.
LieutenantGordon
Nobody hates Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson. It's the best.
tbirdistheword
Everyone involved in twilight hates twilight.
NightDany
I think that's sadly true :S
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
wait, what woman would want a 108 year old virgin?
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Obviously Kristen Stewart...
dogsarecooltoo
idk, but it has given me hope 85 years down the road.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
either improve yourself or give up and fuck prostitutes bro
Armored0Titan0
And keep in mind that when they began their relationship, she was 16.
Kundrew
92 year age gap has nothing on true love
YourWaifuIsTrash
Neither does stalking, violence, or abusive/controlling behavior!