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May 12, 2016 8:19 PM
lelimaboy
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KayceDonelon49
every single blade of grass that you see was once in that majestic beast's colon
Mamaditt2
Big
MinkyPaypay
It's a murder float.
BritneeIngraham
The moist murder pony.
acekicker
Interesting fact: All that grassy stuff in the water is its poo.
pauli133
It is right to be fearful of the hippopotamus.
bionikchkn
I want one for Christmas
Fairdinkums
Especially ones that can walk through glass.
ApolloSaxony
These motherfuckas kill motherfuckas, if the motherfuckas aren't careful.
AllSillyWilly
Thought there was no glass at first.
matheydonekilledoldrando
the real Jaws
MINIMVM
Why does no one wants this beast as their sigil but an onion is?
MiloCoatedBanana
Wonder if they taste like cow.. Are they endangered?
TimTheEnchanter01
Hungry hungry hippo... This is no game.
101stBlackhawk
That needs to be the title of a nature documentary
Mcknizzle
This photo is perfectly exposed
Ultrafire3
Moist Meat Submarine
thegreenknight7
That is the face of murder.
Deathfrombelow
The holes/pores/follicles in its face gross me out.
GirlwithaSword
If you replace the grass with glitter than it looks like your mom earnin the money of a friday night.
Sairvous
They are one thee most dangerous animals on the frickin planet!
hugelorax
Hey hippo! Nice tooth!
Parallelothingy
If you weren't scared of hippos before, there's something wrong with you.
Datdudez
That's his hippo poo floating in the water.
ArmlessHoodieDance
*murder tank
astrogeek
He's memorizing their faces to ensure he kills them first.
ThaddeusBlimp
Anyone know what zoo this is?
CandyForEveryone
Hippopotamust kill the humans.
HipopopotamusTheHipHopHippo
Yessss, yesssss
ABrokeAssGamer
Hip Hop Anonymously
Jodylegend
They need to clean his cage
ace7405
My names the hip hop opotamus my lyrics are bottomless
Superslothsays
.... Steve
likestowastetime
notjustsomecat
the fact that they're swimming in their own poo water should scare you more
u2bist
Just realized: all fish live and breathe in their own toilets.
lelimaboy
As long as I'm not in that water, I'm fine.
PossiblyAGriffin
Hippos are dangerous as fuck aren't they?
charhan
They like belly rubs.
lelimaboy
Yep
Sairvous
One of thee most dangerous animals in the world actually.
MaenadWine
3 in Africa, not the world. Cape buffalo and crocodiles too
lpooptoomuch
They kill more people in Africa than any other animal, very territorial.
OliverClothesoff70
How do they actually kill? Biting, crushing via their mass, etc.? It's an honest question, by the way.
LetsGetWaffles
....Other than mosquitos
lpooptoomuch
the mosquitoes don't kill, the disease they carry does.
LetsGetWaffles
Guns don't kill people - bullets do. The bugs carry the disease. The bug is responsible.
Deathfrombelow
Those aren't animals. THEY'RE MONSTERS.
FacelessGod
Demons.