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May 9, 2017 12:49 PM

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Dad joke for Father's Day.

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Like dad like father

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Dad humor successfully passed down to son. That Dad's evolutionary purpose is now complete.

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used to tell my dad he was my favorite dad of all time.

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Dad, you're adopted.

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Where can I buy this?

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That just made me tear up a little

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Things Peter Quill Wishes He Could Say

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If mine got me this for Father's Day, I'd be proud.

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I mean, technically...

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"I love you like my real dad."

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He was my father my entire life...

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I would always get my dad the "You've always been like a father to me" cards. Now that he's passed, I'm carrying on the tradition with mom.

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Funny how "Father, you always been like a Daddy to me" means something entirely different

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Wish I had a dad to get this for. My son better deliver when he's old enough.

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Friendly reminder Father's day is Sunday, June 18

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Save for Fathers' day this year

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Classic dad

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I read it in a surfer voice with commas before and after the "like".

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"Thanks! But your father is in another castle."

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Like, I'm not your father

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SON I AM DISAPPOINT

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Ha! I don't have to piss away money on my dad for Father's Day because he's dead!

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Same here. Never had to piss it away anyway. My father and I had a strict no-gift policy. Lived so far apart that just showing up was enough

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It went for all other holidays, too.

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"He may have been your father, but he wasn't your daddy."

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I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!

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Line in the movie should have been "wasn't your dad" - daddy has weird connotations when said by anyone other than children, tbh

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I hear you, but I don't think that's true in the south. Especially w a sense of remembrance, ie 'your daddy would've been proud'

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idk, i'm a non-native speaker, and that was my takeaway from it

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I have this habit of deducing what's going to happen in a movie..... I knew he was a Goner the moment he was giving Trash Panda the1/2

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Speech on the ship prefight I felt a little pit open up that then turned into a blackhole when he told Rocket he wanted one good thing

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Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

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I really liked that character. It's a real shame what happened to him.

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I don't think he earned it.

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Movie would've been too corny if it didn't happen

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I mean, that movie was super corny with it happening too

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Well you're not wrong

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What's it from?

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Back door sluts part 9

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

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These fake responses crack me up.

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Yes, these fake responses are hilarious.

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The Back Door Sluts one...? This one is real.

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Loved his character & I felt like it was appropriate for what happened to have happened in the way it did. He brought that character to life

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IMDB says that character will be in that other movie coming next year that is located in the same film universe, I hope they do it properly.

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Yess! I hope so too! He is a great actor!

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Yeah at least all his comrades gave him a good send off after the thing that happened to him happened.

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9 years ago (deleted May 10, 2017 1:08 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Let them learn

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+1 to you all for not including names! Cheers!

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SPOILER ALERT: Do not see the bad reply to this comment if you don't want to face huge spoilers to recent feature films.

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What you mean that blue guy from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 that dies at the end? That death scene right after he says that thing?

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Oh man, you knew exactly the reaction of imgur and you just braced for impact, salute and a downvote for you!

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You monster

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