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Double tailed pew pew
Single tailed pew pew
Majestic pew pews
"yo mama" pew pew
secret pew pew
vertical pew pew
desert pew pew
super fast pew pew
almost-astronaut pew pew
BRRRRT tax
OnceAgainDrJanItor
IMHO only LASERS can "pew pew." I guess I'm just a pewerist.
wandergeist
Man, the conformal tanks just make F-16s look so odd.
ProudCipher
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TOP GUN PEW PEW
Mitheledh
My preferred double tailed pew pew:
lolimserious
all day i dream of pew pew
MashMouth
+1 for BRRRRT
KrondorMocker
+1 pew pew
Nareese
Always upvote BRRRRRRRRRRT
ihazanaccount
Holy Pew Pews
lolimserious
this is very pewetic
icancounttoapples
I was having trouble remembering all these so glad you made it easy to remember
thedarkcanuck
I think the F-18 is the sexiest fighter pew pew ever made.
crossflip
None of these things have blasters or laser weapons, 0/10
morrissimo
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT
shiv11fourty1
I always never not upvote BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
+1 for "yo mama pew pew!"
Comet260
What's the single-tailed pew pew?
PaladinAus
It's an F-16 but it looks jacked up because of the conformal fuel tanks on top of the wings.
Smallbritguy
Accurate title is accurate
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
Brad2217
Good lord your momma has a lot of long things strapped to her
shiv11fourty1
she's heavy... i figured most of you'd get the joke
Nutjob
I realize with the gear doors open, this is just after takeoff, but good god look at the AOA on the LGB seekers.
MorelikestanDARSH
This reminds me of the excerpt from the SR-71 pilot. "THAT HORNET MUST DIE."
Justabothan
Love it, but SR-71 isn't a pew pew ^,^ it is a Super Meep Meep cause the Road Runner hasn't anything on it :p
WeekendMechanic
YF-12 was a Pew Pew built off the same airframe.
Justabothan
Off the airframe of the A-12 and never went into production. It did successfully fire missiles but no pew pews
digitalutopia
Moar BRRT:
Mitheledh
Would that be a spinning pew pew?
shiv11fourty1
whirly pew pew whirler of pewty pewness
KaJuN
mad props pew pew:
shiv11fourty1
+1
mohansen
more like mad props fuck you goat fuckers
Athenawins
Reminds me of MW2
youcansayfuckhere
More like boom boom
KaJuN
boom boom and little brrrrts
MisanthropicAnthropoid
http://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/45/1446561400-f35.gif
KaJuN
Expensive pew pew
LinkBot
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Hi, I'm a sometimes lazy imgurian. Thanks.
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
Not even close.
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MisanthropicAnthropoid
The warthog is a beast.
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
secret pew pew is not even in the inventory anymore & almost-astronaut pew pew can't pew pew at all ... but it takes nice pictures
toxcrusadr
Nobody said they were all on active duty...
CarreraCowboy
secret pew pew still flies fairly often though
shiv11fourty1
you leave my almost-astronaut pew pew alone! The "majestic pew pews" can't pew pew either.
WeekendMechanic
YF-12 was an almost-astronaut pew pew modified to be an interceptor, so you're not totally wrong
ReallyBigRocks
Also super fast pew pew is more secret than secret pew pew
MisanthropicAnthropoid
http://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/34/1440105947-ezgif-2064502174.gif
halfcafsociopath
This needs to be an upvote gif
LinkBot
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
I think the lower door must be a gas port. I love the extension cord duct taped to the side of the plane.
Rukkanen
last one made my day, started thinking earlier how you'd slip it in here
DrunkGermanGuy
Tiger pew pew: http://imgur.com/Egmij3g
shiv11fourty1
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Captainpoopypants
Bet that one got the loudest pipe.
GoToQuirkProviderZooeyDeschanel
Gotta love that Harrier jump-jet right in the middle of all those American planes
WeekendMechanic
The US Marine Corps still flies the Harriers.
Sinisterpete
French Dassault Alphas and Dassault Rafale?
ScootyPuffSrtheDoomBringer
Almost astronaut doesn't have any pew pew.
WeekendMechanic
YF-12 had Pew Pew
level5detentionblockAA23
More like almost astronaut vroom vroom
LAYGO
It out runs other's pew pew.
CarryOnMyWaywardTardis
camera pewpew?
digitalutopia
It's also "super fast" as well.
LordCommanderofUsersub
They have shuttery pewpew?
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Click click
ScootyPuffSrtheDoomBringer
No boom though
AlaSnackbar
Plenty of booms, some coming from the engins & some coming from the chase missiles self destruction out of shame for not catching up to it.
Raptor65
It's so fast it IS the pew.
Seta8967
look up the b-71, a prototype sr-71 bomber.
treeshakertucker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_YF-12
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
It would suck if you accidentally outran one of your missiles.
ScootyPuffSrtheDoomBringer
iatha
#9 is an SR-71 though, not a YF-12
JR2000
It's a variant, which is pretty much the same. Same effective difference between the UH-60 and the MH-60.
DavidBowieFlyingInOnATigerMadeOfLightning
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b6/06/06/b60606953810024e04468e975f29601d.jpg
Inevitablegasoline
Little known fact: in development it was gonna, but it went to fast and caught up with the bullets
LittlePoseidon
Close. thats a myth a makes a good story. Relative speed means that it wouldnt catch up to bullets and rockets.
LittlePoseidon
It was unarmed because that mission fell apart plus it lacked the maneuverability needed to aim anything very well.
DavidBowieFlyingInOnATigerMadeOfLightning
It should have been the super fast one with them Ramjet engines
yeezyseasoning
Yet
lastfire
Nor does majestic pew pew.
jiira
It's for bigger pew https://38.media.tumblr.com/04f15b84af84e78098f823bc4390d635/tumblr_mr7ie5dWiG1qcu3vno1_500.gif
IveGotNowhereElseToGo
ScootyPuffSrtheDoomBringer
That's a pretty big pew.
alohaskywalker
Didn't they get astronaut wings for flying it? Or was that another lie told to me by my peers in my youth?
AlaSnackbar
You are thinking of x-15 pilots. The requirement to get astronaught wings is 62+miles. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronaut_badge
alohaskywalker
You are correct! Thanks!
shiv11fourty1
ooh so i was right on my funny name... "almost-astronaut"... YES ... I mean... I totally meant to get that right
shiv11fourty1
oh it has plenty of pew for my pew.
marksman48
lmao
paulthefremen
I like the way you pew
ScootyPuffSrtheDoomBringer
I like it because of all its sexy filthy speed.
KidsGotPieceOnHim
"...all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt
shiv11fourty1
plenty of pew for my dirty filthy pew fetish ;D
ScootyPuffSrtheDoomBringer
Indeed
thistheshitthattheywant
Pewpew
Pokemyplug
Jokes aside, what does it have for armaments?
ImgurMadeMeChangeMyNameCauseItsDumb
The YF-12 could carry AIM-47 Falcon air to air missiles.
shiv11fourty1
Nada. Just some nice hi-res cams. These were used as recon aircraft.
captainclutch
Its only weapons are defensive, and its only defense is speed.
LoadedPrecompute908
but oh did it have speed.
benjahmenvt
Nothing. It's a high-altitude reconnaissance plane.
Pokemyplug
So...America built something without weapons? ...this is disconcerting.
NobodyofParticularConsequence
It did at first, but then it out flew it's missiles... realized there was no point.