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Jul 30, 2016 11:23 AM
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robertsonofpaul
But she stepped on the line. Rookie mistake.
Cavalrysword
Wow, that was, like, 30 m.p.h.!
kjy912
*and the crowd goes mild*
circlebreaker
That throw was better than some of the Presidents who've done this.
subbywan
She threw just like a girl. Awesomely
pikakid24
Neat
Drewscifer
Dem hips though
TheTeddler11
Great throw. People dont realize how far it is from the plate to the mound. Most people take a few steps closer when doing the 1st pitch.
GeekStrong
It's actually surprising difficult to throw off a mound, if you've never done it, having said that she made a great throw.
RabbiShmuley
Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go.
AskDoctorJake
Mad respect for her throwing from the mound, most people these days throw out the first pitch from half distance to avoid choking.
ElGranHambino
There's a trick. If you throw from the mound you have to aim higher. That's why people fuck up.
Leterriptaterchip
who dat be?
plainoldfool
Perfect strike.
ishouldchangethis
yes she does
braingain
Considering all eyes on her, she threw well
turbotricycle
She has beautiful golden hair.
downhillphydeux
Giggidy
Cheeavani
She stepped on the foul line...
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
murderhobbit
Given that she's a girl and she threw the ball, by definition, she throws like a girl.
blabberfast
She throws as a girl, not like.
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
Thank you so much for this.
babyfacebeard
I Watched the clip 3 times to see her walk like a girl though.
housepet
Ew.
dipmlxlfla
prettihatemachine
hilarious. I'm a small girl and throw harder than most boys, and I'm not offended by this zinger at all! looking is A-OK!
babyfacebeard
Thank you! I have no idea how old she is but I think she is beautiful and I appreciate athleticism.
moonira0209
This comment is less creepy when I realized that you could also just be some 14-15 year old kid rather than some old guy
babyfacebeard
I'm 24, she has a nice butt, butts don't magically become nice at 18.
moonira0209
Dammit man, I was giving you an out....but I guess you're gonna go with the whole creepy thing
babyfacebeard
I didn't even realize how old she was. I saw a nice butt and a nice throw. Sure, I'm creepy.
ChromeEagle
terribleadvicecommentor
Hey I'm the guy with -54 points! Mom get the camera! I'm on the interweb!
terribleadvicecommentor
This shit right here, this is why most of you don't have female friends, you creepy as fuck, she didn't even do anything sexual.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I can't tell if you don't have a dick or don't have a brain.
Impossibrew
easy on the white knighting there dude.
Rainman1344
But she has a nice butt doe.
Korstmos
He didnt say anything sexual either, he just enjoyed looking at her walk.
andyonetime
"Most of you" bold words to describe an international and diverse group of people you have never met.
OlDishandSwish
Calm down killer
Knivz
Those shorts doe
BisonMooseDuck
Her gait is mesmerizing
IrishSpectre
And this shit right here is why I'm sure people find you to be an insufferable twat.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
In order for people to find him, people would have to look for him. I'm sure they don't.
MrPresidentDino
I upvoted you and downvoted the other dude to make sure you keep a balanced negative and positive. And the other dude is a dickhead.
terribleadvicecommentor
So whelming
xpxaxbxlxox
What's the over under on that?
SendMrBrightsideMemes
JimSilly
Love this comment.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Chrichelle
I mean, the walk up to the pitcher's mound was nice...
Somethingslightlyseedy
I'm so over whelming
LintillaAllitnil
10 things I hate about you!
anusanalus
So what's so special about that?
ChromeExtensionTest
DiceyBusiness
I seriously can't fathom what I'm supposed to notice or care about in this gif.
farwall
See the watermark "/r/girlsinagif", that's a really low bar to be hitting.
Ineedabetteradult
Because not many people can throw the ball down the field like that who aren't professionals. There's a lot of failures and she nailed it.
thegraphiteknight
Seriously. It wasn't an amazing throw. Nothing special happened. There were no attack sharks...
WackTheHorld
But it wasn't bad, at all. It was a properly done throw, and OP thinks that's weird.
FatalMerlin
dipmlxlfla
Her arm action, is very good compare to most females. Here is an example.
TreeMiner
Style: Amazing Throw: Pretty bad
DiceyBusiness
I still don't get it. I'm from Scotland though so it's rare I meet a girl who can't throw a fist. :I
MicahL
This was probably the most exciting thing to happen in baseball in the last 5 years.
TightTummies
Then it wasn't posted for you. But it's ironic because you cared enough to write out a comment.
whoatherebigfella
I think it was because her throw made it to and over the plate.
CommentFarmer
Girl throw ball good
Mrdrewbeats
Gril*
burodsx
Well here's 50 cent throwing a pitch. http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4517309/FiftyCentFirstPitchFail.gif
dipmlxlfla
Theshoot
And how about bababooey
WackTheHorld
OP thinks it's amusing that the girl doesn't "throw like a girl".
TightTummies
To the contrary. I wrote the title like I did so people like you would have something to do in the comments. That's super amusing to me.
patthecat
Wow you just made my job suddenly seem a lot more interesting.
DiceyBusiness
But she's a girl.
WackTheHorld
Exactly. That's why I used the quotes.
TheUltimateQuestionofLifetheUniverseandEverything
Yeah what a great title you prick.
TightTummies
Yes. I knew exactly what I was doing. You're most welcome. Wait till you see my next one.
yannireddit
apparently it was. I made the gif, posted it. but it got only 25 points and not one comment. she reposts 12hrs later, it goes viral.
mailman7777777
Crap , Even I could have hit that. I was expecting Chapman like quality.
spitfires2000
She looks like a girl though. She most likely IS a girl too. Nice...
rockriver74
As the father of a daughter... Fuck yeah!
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
She threw exactly like a girl. She is a fucking girl.
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idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
*"went viral"
irritabletom
Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I have won an award.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Yes, you're unique, just like everyone else.
MonsterRooster
That is quite sexist. How do you know she is a girl? Xir could be an attack helicopter.
AtomicKix
Did you just assume her gender? #Triggered
kingzaid
+ 1 for the username
Batkhaan
good point
Reignkinge
She threw like a lady who knows how to throw. I don't think we can assume that she has sex though.
ohmanihavethebestusername
How did your comment get more points than the actual video... Nice work!
OhMyWhatHaveIDone
How very perceptive of you. You should be proud of yourself.
Pyriaks
The amount of people you just triggered...
LeGingerTree
I gave a +1 I thought it was funny
MenaceToSobriety
I believe OP referred to an antiquated insult implying that girls don't play sports well. See: The Sandlot. I grasp your confusion, though.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Your observation about the obvious is obvious. I'm amused by your confusion about my intention.
MenaceToSobriety
Oh, you knew about that already? Gosh darn, silly me.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
I did. Everyone has heard this shit for years.
howManyUsernamesCanThereBe
The majority of women throw that way, duh. Most men don't naturally throw that way.
CaptainJackJack
Grown men can't make that throw. Look up 'first pitch bloopers'. What she did was somewhat impressive.
rubbarz
50 Cent sucks dick at throwing.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
I'm not unimpressed. I'm saying she threw like a girl because she did exactly that. It's bullshit that girls/women can't throw.
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ITalkAboutGoats
The shitty part comes in where 'throwing like a girl' is an insult.
perseco
It's sad how many people can't. It's not like throwing a baseball is hard. People need to play catch with their dad/grandpa/whatever more.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
...or with their mother/grandma.
wheresthetoaster
Or friends. Go out and do something!
wheresthetoaster
Ha. I say this as I'm commenting on a 4 month old post. But I was out today! Went ice skating too.
DJScrambles
Hell yeah, that girl looks like she's built for fucking.
ZacharyLaPointe
Why do people think that women can't throw?
DJScrambles
Because the only sport where you throw, you do it underhand
theignatz
If you don't learn to throw by a certain age your shoulder stiffens up, making it hard to do well later. Many girls don't learn young.
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
Because of their vaginas
Dranton12
Because too few fathers take the time to teach them the proper way.
Meradactyle
Nope. Big Brothers who would play home run derby and not let me bat. I got real good at hitting their nuts
littlemorte
Because I "accidentally" hit his head.
heyguysimtom
Because they get distracted with their regular bleeding obviosuly
grimfandango
I think they are just less likely to be taught how to throw. When you don't learn, you forever have the awkward throwing motion of a toddler
SomethingAwesomer
Used to "throw like a guy," because I was taught at a young age, but then I fucked up my shoulder in a car accident and can't throw anymore
saerth1
Because women don't actually have arms, but rather advanced cybernetics which must be properly calibrated before each throwing motion.
maravirocnroll
It makes sense. Thay just don't have as many opportunities to handle balls.
snowy129
*ba dum, tish*
ItsALF
It comes from their physically different bone structure that prevents them from throwing overhand the same as men.
Turdnado
Sorry about the downvotes bro. You are correct though. Evolutionary biology is a motherfucker sometimes.
TallDude
Uh dude, no. Not true. It entirely comes down to practice. Men tend to play catch etc. Throw with your off hand, will "throw like a girl."
LPD42
Because women naturally have less upper body strength than men.
LPD42
No matter how perfect the form, someone stronger throws better/further. Males are typically stronger. This is true even for pro athletes.
HAILS4TIN
I've been teaching my girl to throw and she has a goddamn cannon.
WackTheHorld
Irrelevant. Grown women can "throw like a girl", but are much stronger than small boys who don't. It's about not learning how to throw.
williewilliewillie
Throwing a baseball actually requires very little upper body strength. Velocity is generated from the legs and from your form, if you (1/2)
williewilliewillie
Watch people who can't throw, whether male or female, it's usually because they have terrible form (2/2).
zorrofuerte
Upper body strength can play a role since throwing a baseball is a kinetic chain. But most of the power is generated from the legs and core.
joepstman
Science.
jsktrogdor
Because up until like 20 years ago no one taught girls how to throw.
burodsx
As a 30 year old I wish someone taught my wife how to clean the house.
ItTastesLikePurple
https://youtu.be/AgwAywJlo1M is a popular highlight, but so is https://youtu.be/83FHj53QBHY
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rsvr79
I suppose Caitlyn could.
TallDude
Because girls tend to not be taught at a young age, unlike men. Mythbusters did an experiment and show men throw similar with their off hand
SpongebobReferences
I'm a dude and I was never taught. I throw normal with my right hand and I pretty much throw like a girl with my left
TallDude
Fair enough. But did you throw a ball a lot when you were younger? Not taught to throw, but you may have done it enough to get it.
SpongebobReferences
I played tee ball for like a year when I was little, but that's pretty much it.
DavidBrooker
Kevin Spacey threw with his off-hand in House of Cards when his character threw a first pitch for this reason.
iamthisguy247
That's true, I often joke I throw like a girl with my left hand.
Repostradamus
I pretty much look like Walter White Jr. when throwing lefty but I get fairly good distance and accuracy.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I absolutely shot put with left
iamthisguy247
Yeah sometimes shotput, but if I try to follow through its like a girl.