I have a bit of a crush for you lot.

Blu278

S-stick your dick in it...

11 years ago |

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OZakaCracktis

Hope no one was watching as their car got crushed or worse yet in the driver's seat thinkin "oh I'm fucked"

11 years ago |

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HeWillKillYouLikeASmallDog

looking at the mega shredders makes me uncomfortable, i keep thinking that i'll get my toes caught

11 years ago |

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anerdwithaknife

Some of these need drawn facial expressions.

11 years ago |

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sillysalmon

ᶦ ᵉᶰʲᵒʸ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵗᶦᵒᶰ

11 years ago |

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stoots24

+1 for Gallagher GIF. People don't reference Gallagher enough any more...

11 years ago |

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morrissimo

loved the classic Gallagher performances that VH1 used to air

11 years ago |

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WildlifeAnalysis

Licence to kill flashbacks: http://imgur.com/c1Flv0k

11 years ago |

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GeordieHeretic

I sat on my testicles once. I think that's scarier then all those crushers

11 years ago |

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MOTHERFUCKINGTYR

That's what #1 is

11 years ago |

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UnstoppableProductions

apparently those old cans contained more tin therefore were way harder to crush.. my dad always comments on it

11 years ago |

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armeggedonCounselor

You can crush me anyday, OP. ;)

11 years ago |

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biscuitsforeveryone

Watching that shopping cart being crushed satisfying.

11 years ago |

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Lavandia

I got a ladyboner everytime i watch that guy smashing the watermelon, +1

11 years ago |

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ABoxOfToast

Neat

11 years ago |

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MisterSath

https://imgur.com/bngV0nC

7 years ago |

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OscarWilde1854

Some deep rooted sick part of my mind wants to see a human go into that 'monster' shredder... I'll see you all in hell.

11 years ago |

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youllneverguessmyusername

According to all the tv shows and movies that I've seen, the CPU tower should have exploded dramatically.

11 years ago |

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Krontus

Throw an old Nokia in there. I dare you.

11 years ago |

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eddiebarzoon

How about cows and horses!! https://youtu.be/wrfAb0Ht_k0

11 years ago |

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lilsaku

Can mythbusters do this with a mannequin thing similar to a human? For uh... Science?

11 years ago |

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minbinx

And all I can think the whole time is what it would look like if a human fell into those shredders.

11 years ago |

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JippaDaDippa

I find those shredders terrifying...

11 years ago |

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jonestown

The shoe grinder with no hand guard seems like a bad idea.

11 years ago |

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TrexTyrant

hnnnnnng

11 years ago |

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CrashMcCloud

I don't know why but the grocery cart crush was the most satisfying to me.

11 years ago |

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Zinc771

At a slower speed you prostitute

11 years ago |

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WillLurkForFood

OMG is the person in that car OK?

11 years ago |

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SupaCabra

As a shredder operator I approve. Also are you guys interested in more of this?

11 years ago |

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funnyassfuck

FUCK YES

11 years ago |

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Airbear360

Absolutely

11 years ago |

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RenegadeBlob

Things I want shredded: a turnip, a white baby grand piano, a smaller shredder, a block of ice, a hot dog, a hard hat, a map of new zealand

11 years ago |

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SupaCabra

tell you what, you send over that piano, shredder (yo dawg), and map I will make that happen

11 years ago |

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BuffaloDanger

Yes please.

11 years ago |

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schmidy

I could watch stuff like this all day.

11 years ago |

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Duttles

Yes, but every gif I watch I have a morbid fear of something organic falling in. Like a person. Or a bird.

11 years ago |

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FlamingGranny

can you shred a feather pillow and other like unexciting stuff? pleaseee

11 years ago |

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SupaCabra

we shred electronics by trade. a feathery pillows sounds fun. except the clean up, if you can imagine feathers floating every where

11 years ago |

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th3renegade

How hoes one become a shredder operator

11 years ago |

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SupaCabra

first you get yourself a pimp.. oh wait. get a job at a recycling warehouse, then work hard and show responsibility for expensive equipment

11 years ago |

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amk1031

If someone fell into one of those, would it be possible to walk on the wheel? so they don't get shredded?

11 years ago |

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SupaCabra

man you'd have to be quick. usually shredders are constructed with the hopper high up so falling in is your own damn fault if you fall in /1

11 years ago |

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SupaCabra

chances are you werent prepared to quickly start running. still it is possible

11 years ago |

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TheEmperorOfSanFrancisco

We need to see what things look like post-shredding please.

11 years ago |

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SupaCabra

I agree, half the fun is holding the unidentifiable remains of what used to be a common item.

11 years ago |

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solipsys

My first thought was, "how shitty would that be if you fell in?"

11 years ago |

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MisterSath

v

11 years ago |

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IalwaysladyfaptoTomHardy

I think the same thing every time I step on an escalator. So I hold on really tight and lean into the way Im going and hope I make it off.

11 years ago |

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WisdomPlaytime

I would dive head first into it. Fairly instant death.

11 years ago |

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themoonman

I've seen livestock go into those shredders. It's pretty fucked up.

11 years ago |

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WisdomPlaytime

Horrifying. Did you need therapy after that?

11 years ago |

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DrGIN

Anyone else think of Roger Rabbit when they saw the shoe?

11 years ago |

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MisterSath

v

11 years ago |

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DrGIN

Yup. That's the one.

11 years ago |

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