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remonsterie
male lions are pussies, the ladies are the real bad asses
Rivalyn
Remember, carnivores will attack you because they're hungry. Herbivores will attack you because you were there.
Caspergirl
....and this is why the lionesses do all the hunting
Kruxelur
Those freaking muscles. Big cats are the best!
cevans92
Simba?
iapologizeinadvanceforthis
Males don't know nothin about huntin. Everyone knows the females do all the meat greeting.
iapologizeinadvanceforthis
Prolly the first time he's seen his food still moving.
sprockett
Some say he's still up there to this day...
FatherElongatedAppendages
SIMBAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
gatorj
Scaredy cat
murderhobbit
To be fair, Water Buffalo are one of the most dangerous animals on the earth.
apelover
Trying not to look at the balls...
politicalhack
BROTHER, NOOOOOOO!!!!!
WizardLizard123
Someone photoshop scar in there!
JonesEnemaBagJones
No no, fuck this, I've seen this movie.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
hipsterhank
SweetBabyJesus
Someone call the fire fighters, we have another cat stuck in the tree...
MissSpelledTattoo
I'm afraid, I'm not lion.
Jessicamomomak
Dat last pic tho: ar...are they gone?Um, somebody help me down? My paws are numb.
EGOT
Look at the fucking tiger biceps!
EGOT
lion. Fuck. I"m not deleting it as a reminder to myself I'm an idiot.
TheToastieTerror
Better than just Lion around doing nothing.
hiengineer
Fuzzy balls
actuallyMikeTyson
I always forget how swole lions are. Makes sense, but dang. He's jacked.
iwasntsupposedtobehere
Yeah my thoughts too....I want lion biceps and jesus abs
ThaiMaiShu
It is strange though when he is in a position like that how similar the muscles are to a human
almostsomething182
All mammals have a VERY similar skeletal/muscular layout, learned this in anatomy dissecting a cat. We have as many c vertebrae as giraffes
AliceInGainz
Those lats...
AtalanBeardy
Look at a whale skeleton sometime, compare the flippers to human hands and arms.
actuallyMikeTyson
Right? I don't know enough cat anatomy, but whatever muscle group is on his fore leg, it's huge
ThaiMaiShu
They're damn impressive creatures thats for sure
almostsomething182
They're basically the same muscles as ours, just shaped a little differently.
actuallyMikeTyson
Some layout differences I'm seeing here. Biceps are deep muscles, unlike in humans
almostsomething182
Of course, they are quadrapeds vs our biped. But it's fascinating how similar they are.
RobbieXD
I think I saw a movie about this once. What was it called?
HitlersFather
Back to the Future.
fauxglove
Brother, nooooo! The Animated Series
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Hamlet.
YourLocalImgurZookeeper
Cape buffalo will F up any animal that messes with them. They are the most aggressive hoofstock on the savanna.
ishcamnio
+1 for use of hoofstock
NillaForRilla
That is a smart lion.
Sethyavit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambert_the_Sheepish_Lion
losdostaquitos
Here we have the real reason why lionesses do the hunting.
onlyajones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpnERlsfBFc
onlyajones
https://youtu.be/eW4G_nWJYZA?t=17s
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
RottenState
Hjelp meh .. Since when did Lion King get a Norwegian remake?
gregfass
brotherrrrr no!
kingofshitafuckmountain
fucking hjelp meh kills me every teim
mobiusm1
I will never not laugh at this gif.
HodgePodgekin
What is this from??
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
Lie On King: https://youtu.be/QP1Uq9UPwSE
JesusHorsedickChrist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP1Uq9UPwSE
HodgePodgekin
My stomach - the laughing.. i thought it was over like 4 times and it just got better hahaha
ArcaneM37
THIS DOES NOT LOOP WHEN YOU THINK IT DOES! REPEAT: THIS IS NOT LOOPING WHEN YOU THINK IT IS!!
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
Commenting for later
ElPoloDiablo
Reminds me of the stock asset Unity games that are popping up all over Steam Greenlight.
WONDERDRAGON
The little fucker always gets me.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputer
This website is on drugs.....
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
The best kind of drugs
RelativelyRelevantRelative
HighrockTendales
This gif is the closest thing I can relate the feeling of magic mushrooms to. Skewed reality, non linear time, slight mania. It's got it all
Keesterbunny
This is so fucking weird and I love it.
ThisMahSwamp
Seconded
LooseCannonSpock
With that flawless loop "SCAR... BRO. FUREEL DIS TIME. HJALP."
RonSwansonJunior
Remember me.
ImpossibleFinn
Well that movie had onions...
tiniweiner
Witness me
ImpossibleFinn
Ugh, such a crappy movie!
DontLoseYourWay
I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!
iamireland
WITNESS
tiniweiner
Perfect movie
straightcreepen
He has clearly watched Lion King.
KrondorMocker
Oh I just cant wait to be treeeeee...
StephLovik
I was going to say Simba was just having flashbacks.
TheLANBeforeTime
Now I wanna watch African Cats
Talmorean
And what did he learn? That it's ok to bang your sister...
redmangc
'HALF-Sister
Talmorean
Still create some goofy window-licking kids...
Staxcellence
The other half is totally bangable
ocegur
Maybe it's Simba, someone check the dates.
MekootGorlock
Those are water buffalo not wildebeest...
whotheFUCKletthedogsout
Fuck you
icouldntthinkofabettername
way more dangerous to a lion too. that little guy did the smart thing.
NealCaffrey
that's right. he was acting, showing his abilities to his huge cowhorned friends.
sarahisacolosaldouchebag
Don't fuck with the water buffaloes
FilthyNastyHobbitses
:(
CorwinMacGregor
look on her face is very much "I really regret that decision."
goodguyC
Is..is she gonna be okay?
sarahisacolosaldouchebag
joeyfield
I thought this was from a wire.
randomlex
In 60 million years, lions will look at this as the first step in evolving fingers and hands :-)
AdognamedSneeze
Yikes, I feel that that needed a disclaimer. :(
CapJordo
Tis but a scratch!
NoThanks2U
Ummm....
WouldYouLikeSomeBaileysImOldGregg
I once made the mistake of staring at a water buffalo while on safari in Kenya. 'Twas a bad idea...
sarahisacolosaldouchebag
Holy crap that had to be terrifying. Were you on foot?
WouldYouLikeSomeBaileysImOldGregg
Oh no. Was in a van. The driver just drove off as a couple of the things started charging after us.
PumpkinFatch
cape buffalo*
Scanlonm123
Oh poor kitty
MyHouseOnMars
If it makes you feel better, I'm fairly certain this is from a bunch of photographs showing this lion receiving treatment for that wound :3
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
Same kitty all fixed up!
ultrarobprime
Scar's Mom?
Dsharppe
BrightStarEm
Dang
CaptainHammer13
Yes but did she died?
sarahisacolosaldouchebag
No. A park ranger tranquilized her and sewed it up. Full recovery.
Assfullofbread
Ouf
ranchenthusiast
i thought you weren't supposed to tamper with natural occurrences like that situation..
Llama11amaduck
According to whom? Like, who's gonna stop you? Jw.
ranchenthusiast
i'm not really sure who would stop you but i've seen some documentaries where the host would say "I wish I could intervene but i can't"
WhatzitTooya
Clearly, a bad idea. They'll fuck you up sideways. https://youtu.be/eW4G_nWJYZA
AreYouAwareThatYouAreACat
Circle of life, yet I still feel sad about the lioness.
Kenadian
LORD JESUS
BloodyRainbow
Why did I watch that?
WhatzitTooya
Cause you find it oddly fascinating how the prey becomes the predator.
craz3d
Circle of mother fuckin life, I spose.
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
Clearly this is a video game with ragdoll physics.
Maie13
These are Cape buffalo, they look very similar to water buffalo which are native to Asia even though they aren't that closely related.
AMilkyWay
you da real mvp
fedoracat
So where should I send the invite so that you can attend my parties?
typingtreemonkey
Dude wasn't trying to ruin a joke. He was just clarifying the species. Plus, knowledge! Cape buffalo are fucking awesome. They do revenge
JessicaRugg
Revenge what? They do revenge parties? I feel like there is more to what you were going to say, but you forgot to mention it.
fedoracat
Lol he didn't ruin a joke, I was making one
grimfandango
Did they get the lioness treatment? I just feel so bad for her.
sarahisacolosaldouchebag
Yes. A park ranger tranquilized her and sewed it up. Full recovery.
grimfandango
Awesome, thank you.
GoAwayGetaway
Thanks for sharing :) *relief*
MouseTheFooDog
Holy shit, I was sure she ded
joshbaumanspenis
You're doing god's work.
JessicaRugg
I'm so happy for the follow-up medical care.