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Steak & Eggs, Bacon, Potato Hash Cake, Grilled Wax Pepper
Espresso Juniper Rubbed Venison Loin
Shrimp and Grits
Corn Chowder
Pulled Pork
Quiche Lorraine
Seared Scallops, Mango Corn Habanero Salsa, Snow Peas
Michigan Blueberry Cobbler
Pulled Pork, Fried Egg, Bacon Roasted Potatoes
Duck Breast, Roasted Brussel Sprouts with Salt Pork, Duck Fat Fried Curry Sweet Potato Fries
Steak Fajita Tacos
Roasted Baby Potatoes, Spring Onion Relish, Goat Cheese
Roasted Lamb Breast, Vinegar Herb Sauce, Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Spatchcock Whole Chicken, Four Herb Rub
Seafood Gumbo (Shrimp, Bay Scallops, Lump Crab, Andouille)
Baked Eggs, Roasted Bone Marrow
Classic Pot Roast
Pancetta Stuffed Lobster Tail, Lemon Garlic Asparagus
Lardo-Wrapped Crawfish Tails, Andouille Sausage, Caramelized Garlic
Steak & Eggs, Caramelized Onions, Grilled Asparagus
Cowboy Steak, Roasted Fingerling Potatoes, Grilled Vegetables
Biscuits & Gravy, Fried Egg
Seafood Boil
Bonus Sneaky Kitty
DVSBSTrD
ALL of them!
ImabouttogoTRexonthesenuggets
Here is the link for the recipes https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WY1OtFfKQqP-PR1SMPGENHFW3H5uWFt_zuqDk2Alx5g/preview?sle=true
thatgiirl
All of them!!
bloodyhellevator
How do i make sneaky kitty?
2Spoopy4U
Js Quiche Lorraine is tHE SHIT. especially because i have my own chickens and fresh eggs make it 10x as good. mmm
Apoc1216
#11 please! Omg, I love Fajitas!
LiterallyYourMom
Rabbit au gratin de gelatin under tooled leather. Oh, drool, drrrooool.
DubberRucky
I read the first one as "waxed paper" instead of "pepper" and was still committed to eating it. That's how you know it looks good.
novaprime
Need the Espresso Juniper Rubbed Venison Loin one!
HungryorHorny
POST ALL THE RECIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dunes8
Kirby: 0_0
sigthor9
I'm hungry
Levitator
http://imgur.com/eDDEbhH them all!
wishiwaswitty
yes please
sabbywins
Ditto
tr0Jan
all recipes. please.
LesbianWieners
Read #1 as 'Grilled Wax Paper' and was weirded out.
clarevoyance
My reaction to all this food: http://media.giphy.com/media/vXgJNEbVXhVug/giphy.gif
Eurrkaaa
A thousand times yes!
slavik
Where are the receipes?
IamAlexander
How about all of them?
CaregiverOfTheSenile
No one is gonna mention the roasted bone marrow....
whatmeworkquestionmark
I will. It's delicious. Really good with a tart preserve on some crusty bread. It's basically heavenly meat butter.
paororosan
I need that steak fajita recipe like I need another hole in my head which is a lot so I can eat faster
StickleBrickTickleQuick
"I'm talking about quiche. Quiche! Quiche Lorraaaiiiineee! You mangy mutt."
lpet
Corn chowder recipe please
IAmBuckRogers
Oh my yes. That looks amazing.
iwenttohogwarts
All. All is good.
JackPepper
#11 Sigh... *unzips*
pigsfeet
I thought that first one said "grilled wax paper".
infomuffin
Me too!
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
Me too.
aggressivecuddles
came down to write this haha
BuckBoost
I have a belly boner.
jukiflorez
you should get that checked, a cousin of mine died of that
kjoch08
I have a regular boner
MessianicPeterPan
Like this? http://muchosucko.com/78615/Belly-Boner NSFW btw
crumpocalypse
Why? Why did I click on this....? My eyes! They burn!!!!
icallpeopleJack
WHATTTT THEEEE FUCKKK
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
WHY DID I CLICKTHATFUCK
BuckBoost
Holy shit!
quantumpacket
wat da fadafuck
BYERE
And I have a new favourite saying XD
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Shrimp and grits. That is the most southern thing I've ever heard of.
Lightsource1808
Chicken and Biscuits? Chicken and waffles?
Binglejells
What are grits please?
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
They're a hot cereal like oatmeal made form corn. They're very popular in the southern U.S. and they're pretty tasty IMO
Lightsource1808
Grits are coarse ground (dried) corn kernels. Reconstituted with boiled water, it's kind of a sweet-ish porridge.
TheInfamousMisterLicious
It's lovely and on the menu at almost every good restaraunt in Charleston or Savannah. However, our local shrimp are seldom that big.
Magster2004
Georgia white shrimp can get decent- but those look like prawns to me.
thornykins
Hello potential Charleston neighbor!
SweetBabyJesus
I don't want recipes, I want you to come here & cook for me.
megatrep
yea i dont care bout recipes just come feed me omg
sloppybear
Damn. I was going to say the same thing
bobaz
Yeah seriously, does OP expect us to be expert chefs or something who can just follow a recipe??? The world demands too much of us!
SweetBabyJesus
Of course I can follow a recipe. I can even use my imagination & cook something that'll take your pants off. sometimes you wanna be fed tho
bobaz
My bad ... I will follow a recipe to the letter but still somehow manage to have the end product turn out absolutely wrong. (1/2)
bobaz
(2/2) When I first read your comment, I thought I had found another one like me and got a little carried away...
SweetBabyJesus
how do you do without a recipe? Keep practicing bobaz, you'll get it!
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
What's the recipe for Steak & Eggs, Bacon, Potato Hash Cake, Grilled Wax Pepper?
nerddowell
Spam
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Have you got anything without spam in it?
erikponty
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
nerddowell
It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
NeverNonplussed
Bloody Vikings!
Moriarty
*chant of "Spam" gradually crescendos*