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Oct 6, 2017 7:10 PM
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roughtyper
Pretty sure those are cherries.
mydogsdontlikeyou
#4 Someone please take this bitch's children away before she damages them any further.
Pashtel
I am so sorry but I thought the hand restoring cream one was something else on the right.
MyVoice
That was hilarious! That guy (I a soon) has such a great sense of humor - would love to meet them.
rowsbywoofsnumberonefan
Isn't that dog mad at cherries?
GifIsPronouncedJif
bereafireman
But those arent tomatoes....
yeekee
#1 BITCH is the cause of 60% of the LOL WIMMENSAMIRITE posts on this site
Youareapoopyhead
You had my +1 but #4 wasn't funny so -1
Hailtothemountainking
You a soonin shit?
SirLyonhart
You know what you do when you a soon. You make an as out of oo and n.
akemp2
Those are fucking cherries
McMikio
#3: Kevin Kruse has failed to make a valid argument.
mordaedil
Uh, has he?
McMikio
Since when has registering a vehicle, putting insurance on it, and requiring a license stopped people from driving? Or driving drunk?
mordaedil
Ah, so you agree we need better regulations for driving as well?
ikindacarebutimostlydont
Is it wrong that when people brag about being Atheist I imagine Eugene?
SlipperyToast
I used to think all atheists were cringy like him too, then I became one lol. The fedora is obviously a requirement
WitcherSchoolDropout
That Q-Tips one is soooo true
Behemoth090
#17 I live within a few miles of this classy gentleman...
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
I'm pretty sure there will be free frozen yogurt involved. Plus cream. Win-win.
BecauseSometimes
Please find out which frozen yogurt place he works so I know which one to avoid.
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
#9 Eugene... Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Font Choices?
userfriendly19777
Nr 4 is a troll...I hope. No one should be that lamebrained!
faithealer
Imgur is not where I thought I'd see a crust punk reference today.
ApprehensiveBattle
Upvoting for crust punk
Mistamage
Skaven's my favorite crust band.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
FallenShadow1000
#11 is cherries....
decarnatedame
Scrolled down to yell THOSE AREN'T TOMATOES
TheAvenger2378
I don't know about you guys, but I love a good set of knorks.
chumpacabra
Never button the bottom button.
TaintedTruffle
My friend dosn't get this one -
, can someone explain it for her?
DuckyJoseph
That 70s Show
Raion21
Mine doesn’t understand it either, she has seen the series though but she asked me to leave a comment to find out.
jinglehimerschmidt
Shouldn't it be a sporfe or a knoork
Shamorza
Jennyfromthedock
IwontGoQuietly
Maybe he just came from the tomatoes & had no time to adjust his expression and now he's gonna be happy b/c cherries, but we'll never know
ijustthrewupinmymouth
Prob cherry tomatoes
Opportunist
Eyyyyyy
laguera
Thank you. I think that every time I see this lol
goodguyC
I believe they are cherries...
ijustthrewupinmymouth
They’re actually called cherry tomatoes.
Goodnewwseveryone
Definitely
idoindeedhavegenitals
THOSE AREN'T TOMATOES THEY'RE CHERRIES
ImDefinitelyNotACop
PeterPanPeanutButterAlert
I'm gonna cross the street in the middle of the block to my homie Jay's place; we're gonna call strangers and fart at them when they answer.
FuzzyNutSak
Username checks out!! Username Applies!! Yaaaas Username Win!
edgarbird
Thou art the scourge of humanity
Freakingdoomguy
Are you a cop
ArtMadeofYourComment
No, it says NOT a cop. Jeez.
MrA007
You can't lie
ArtMadeofYourComment
(For your future protection, that's a Hollywood myth. They can totes lie all they want.)
MrA007
I know i was following the facetious tone
Notyourexboyfriend
Drinking weed at six, wanna Join?
PeterPanPeanutButterAlert
No thanks, I'm already gay.
RichardWayneGaryWayne
I wonder if anyone has any strong opinions about #4
Findingabetterway
Yes, we are slowly turning into Idiocracy!
Kalwei
They seem like such a nice person.
goldfishcrackersbetweentheseats
I'm trying to be good and keep them to myself.
GrissVioleGrace
I'll bet you mah liver that person is stupidly close to starting a riot when she looks at the signs on bathroom doors.
TielKiri
What would I even do with your liver?
GrissVioleGrace
Start your business in organ trafficking?
TossedSaladsandScrambledEggs
I think its the guy in the picture. Or maybe she's brainwashed. Something just seems off about the post
GrissVioleGrace
We shall never know...
TheGreatBlueHeron
Perhaps it is a combination of ignorance and the over-sexualization of boobs in our culture.
iamdanman
They’re dumb af
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
Not the stupidest thing I've seen on the Interwebs but pretty close.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
There was a misuse of whom
Textuality
My "troll warning klaxon" is going off pretty loudly for that one.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
I dont know.. so many people are outraged when mothers breastfeed in public. Screaming at them. I think they believe this bullshittery.
RayMercury
Breast feeding isn't sexual unless you're a fuckin freak that fetishizes it or always think of sex when it comes to boobs. Hardly a turn on.
Zahnradfee
I've heard/read that it's actually a pleasant feeling for the mother, but I personally think this is just how nature made sure that babies >
Zahnradfee
are fed regularly. ^ ^
Youareapoopyhead
Actually, it hurts like a bitch. If the newborn doesn't get the perfect latch it literally scrapes skin off, if you get too full >
Youareapoopyhead
< it aches something fierce and if you go too long without nursing, the next time feels like razor blades coming out. But, the hormones >
Youareapoopyhead
< it releases literally help your uterus retract and help fight post-pardum. And that is only from direct-fed and skin to skin contact. >
ASpitefulLurker
How pathetic do you have to be to be turned down by a digital creation #8
Soylencer
Well, you'd think with her wearing the DX shirt and him looking like Dollar General Roddy Piper they'd have a thing goin' on
IGetIrrationallyMadThatSeanBeansNameDoesntRhyme
I mean for real, right? That's pretty depressing...
ASpitefulLurker
by your own*
Sureletsgowiththat
Technically it Isn't his own; I'm pretty sure that's Krystal from Star Fox. That being said, dude still went to all the trouble of 1/2
Sureletsgowiththat
rendering her in clothes and photoshopping her into the picture, just so he could pretend she was rejecting him. If it weren't so 2/3
Sureletsgowiththat
cringey, it would almost feel like an attempt at self-deprecating humor of sorts.
ASpitefulLurker
I feel like that's a possibility but his appearance speaks volumes to his character.
VerdantApollo
#4 is so ignorant; I'm the parent of a 4 mo. old infant and breastfeed plenty. It's a great bonding activity between a baby and his dad.
blonx
Let's not a soon shit
MinnesotaMathew
My poor kiddo tried latching on to me once (hairy chested dad here) the look of horror on ... Ok fine my face was priceless
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
Umm......
duckshooter
ChiLLeCheeze
https://imgur.com/jOobttC
onecowboytoo
You are the type of guy that would milk a bull.
thedogismygod
I thought you were going to do that Dog one
Flyndaran
The stupidly pro-milk group aren't good either. I had lots of idiot relatives force feed me milk despite being born lactose intolerant.
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bed1am6666
Uh.. baby's don't usually have teeth to start with and that's usually the point where you stop breast feeding.
vengfish
Perfect punchline. Had to come back and upvote.
Flyndaran
It's such a ridiculously over the top strawman.
AwkwardKeming
I love when the punchline is buried all the way to the last word.
AwkwardKeming
Fuck, I missed my chance to say "I love when the punchline is buried all the way to the last anus" or something :-(
letmenumberthatforyou
I bury it all the way. Balls.
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howmanyprofilesarenamedEric
VerdantApollo
No thanks, I just ate
vh12372
thatsmynametoo
What happened? They deleted.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
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VerdantApollo
He offered everyone a helping of french fries. He deleted it once he ran out.
ATalkingMushroom
ok but seriously