AffableOfartedi
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Jun 27, 2026 9:06 PM
AffableOfartedi
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porcinechoirmaster
Okay but like... I'm not a gynecologist or a medical professional of any kind, so if my head's down there it's probably for that express purpose to begin with.
Just seems a mite redundant, is all I'm saying.
executivedisfunction
Who doesn't like a little encouragement?
commentsivehadafew
Many illiterate guys just missed their chance
kurvarVillain
astrangehop
Yeah, that video still haunts me. With the Kermit.
CrazedDrifter
How's a gyno like a pizza guy? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
MrPappagiorgioFromYuma
I know of a woman with a tattoo down there that reads “cum dumpster”…
weidermeijer
Mom?
TCooley79
She seems nice
REOJackwagon
Dang, all we ever used to get for reading was free pizza
Exyr
Does this give the gyno consent?
amdkenobi
Or a vampire
Krackajak78
A person's gotta eat ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
weidermeijer
I’ve seen that in historical documents.
ipokeangrycats
Ew sick where did you find those? My friend wants to know where.
TORQD
I'd say it level-sets expectations and gives the gyno pretty clear instruction
dixxienormus
I have poor eyesight, but I'm sure using Braille will be ok to read that.
Krackajak78
I thought I was reading braille but it turned out to be genital warts
hogeyegrex
As the gyno joke goes:
“Alright ma’am, I’m going to have to numb you now…”
Numnumnumnumnumnumnum…
dfhowes
God dammit, take your updoot!
DildoMussolini
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmUxN2FoODU0ZGM4dDQ5MHBja2ZyN2llOGFodnB0MHcwYWhqOWMwMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3iiwqPF9noqdy/200w.webp
UncleScarwasright
and, as the even older joke goes.. "well, the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.."
therandombagofmeat
Adamsrib38
Pretty sad.
Cornflakes91
classy
DragonBjorne
Nice to meet you, Kelly.
GabbyJayYay
Dont play innocent with us, Kelly Kelly... Kelly
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
Racealistic
Yo i love a good spit roast
nclu
So you and your boy can both read it
sparmek
I would remember Kelly's name, especially after that
AtaSeaParks
She seems fun
vorodar
Oh, so it's still legible if Kelly is upside down doing a handstand, right?
lovingspace
Bless your innocent heart
DragonBjorne
Uh huh
Krackajak78
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M2s4ZXduNjNsbnlocm0xMmNoem1sNm1nN2tob3libThqbTd1ZmZmZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wTI6hkUqFn9OE/200w.webp
Niagaran
How is that child relevant to a joke about an adult's genitals?
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
No, that's at the gastroenterologist
Krackajak78
Danke 🍻
abraxasfury
I always thought it would be funny for a woman to get a tattoo that can only be read while someone is going down on her that just says "The Game"
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
2.64 years... wasted!
OphelianAshe
Goddamn you
FrozenMojo
Noooo! I was doing so well
notmyrealface
Hate the player, not the game.
hyptosis
Why you son of a bitch I had a multi year streak.
tychog99
If you know you had a streak, no you didn't
Hahafunnyman
Man, I hadn't thought about the game since high school. I forgot it existed.
Coltaine
Why?
FlyingSpaghettiAngelWhoLostHisWings
From Reddit (https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/bcfyvt/whats_the_deal_with_the_phrase_you_just_lost_the/#:~:text=Answer%3A%20There's%20a%20game%2C%20a,as%20you%20brought%20it%20up.) : It's a game called "The Game". The rules of the game are "You lose the game when you think about the game.". Reminding people that the game exists causes them to lose the game, because they hadn't been thinking about it, but now had to as you brought it up.
abraxasfury
You clearly have never played the game
crazyspelling
But we're all always playing the game.
areyouelonmusk
Not me, I refuse
sacrosanctt
In the game refusal is acceptance. You can't not play. It's impossible.