TheBigGay
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not an ordinary game
nose on a nose
strawberrycocoa
I don't think Garfield has any right to judge other people's names. ;p
VonSnootingham
Easy there, Beast Boy. I wouldn't we talking about first names if mine were Garfield. GARFIELD. If you turn into a cat, do you hate Mondays?
TheSaltyCaptain
Game girler wins. Hilarious.
ArchieSunfish
good dump.
banterlecht
Did you mean Hodor?
MysticalPidgeon
Oh fuck off
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
why did I install this app
mirdreams
Because you'll never be more than mildly bored again.
boevis
#7 yup. But to be fair, most people think cyclops is a dick.
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
#8 for real though that's one of my very favorite songs, every iteration i've heard is just lovely, & i first heard it by watching shrek ;)
dartrasen
What show is #1 from?
TheGenieOfTheLamp
Tell me when you find out please
TheFoxyVixen
Other omments seem to say it's Young Justice.
Taiku
Looks like Young Justice.
SaFo98
I hate it when the retarded tumblr users proper over exaggerate with anything fun, they're always like 'OMFG I CANT EVEN IM SCREAMING' stfu
Gnawms
More like "omfg i cANT EVEN IM SCREAMING". Gotta remember to only turn on caps lock halfway through the sentence.
SaFo98
Yeah ofc, gosh darn it, im nvr going to be a gr8 tumblr feminist at this rate
harmedgreen
That one with the toilet overflowing... I have dreams about bathrooms like that. Except the floor is carpeted...
Honeyden
Yay, new Tumblr Bullshit!
CantStopLurking
I, too, am into Burger King, Dominos, Subway, and McDonald's.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
This may be the only time I will ever say that Burger King is my favorite.
jGRite
Bravo Delta Sigma Mike
redloki55
*Sierra
Treblaine
Burger King could be BDSM slang as well. For those who will go with anything, so you can always "have it your way".
AlsoSarah
Mr. Eugene Krabs.... Mr. E. Krabs..... Mystery krabs
jack3tp0tat0
Good ole Northern Ireland, making sure knee-capping is kept up with the times
Fruit987
WHY FINNICK! WHY!
RhiTheButterfly
#33 is how I came up with my butterfly URL on that site years ago. Still applies now, still butterfly themed.
NonConformistFlamingo
Guys... #1 really isn't that hard (heh) to get: His name is Dick. "Dick" is another word for "penis." So the joke is that BB is weirded 1/
NonConformistFlamingo
Out that someone is named after male genitalia. It's a ham-fisted joke, yes, but not hard to get with even minimal thought. 2/2
meganical
Beast Boy with sideburns? Idk how I feel about this but it doesn't look good
AlsoSarah
He was inspired by the Gorillaz
LookaButton
Nice OP Some i have never seen before keep it up
GoogleFucker
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
On the other hand, I'm sure it did a good job of removing the makeup.
Furiou5
Mr. Pibb is the Janitor(Jan Itor) of the medical soda world.
orlochavez
Doctor. Yon. Eetor.
minant
Here at least, surgeons use Mr rather than Dr.
serenityaerin
Where's that?
usernumber84
The world may never know...
mirdreams
That's Custodial Technician thank you very much.
flavinbagel
Turns out he's wicked smaht.
FairyGodzilla
Does Doctor Wily have a soda now?
Prahlis
Some may not know this, but Hitler actually never owned an iPhone.
FairyGodzilla
are you sure? He seems like the type
DarkMaster98
He might have been the type, but he just wasn't born in the Reich time.
tiduszecht
#51 what book is that from?
marshmallowballoon
Same
TheBigGay
it's one of the How To Train Your Dragon series
tiduszecht
ohwow, thanks lol gotta read those
Ekajra
I'm guessing one of the Series of Unfortunate Events books. No idea which one though.
tiduszecht
that's what i'm thinking but i've never read em so i can't be sure
Jhonny0darko
Actually the food pyramid would have 3 to 4 other sides.
mirdreams
True.
whatispants
4. If it only had 3 more, it would be a tetrahedron.
LoinKing
A pyramid is a structure whose outer surfaces are triangular and converge to a single point at the top. The base can be any polygon.
Jhonny0darko
My thoughts exactly, geometry homie
whatispants
I stand corrected. Thanks for the knowledge!
HouseMouseMN
One is Paleo, one is for "my 400 pound life" and then other is for dicks: "I'm gluten free", "is that red meat?", "I'm lacto-ovo"
Jhonny0darko
Then there's a sphinx to the left that's for vegans
SirNigelThornberry
fucking love horrible histories
WarpedLogic
It's on Netflix!!!
PennyJaye
I've convinced my 4 yo he loves it so I can learn more history instead of watching paw patrol AGAIN.
stja
Lt. Surge is not an "8 foot monster". He's a regular sized adult - and retired military on top of that - picking on children.
dunnojustletmein
He actually looks bigger. Raichu is 2'7" and is only up to his knee.
Jousis
Yes but... #3 he is clearly twice as tall as Ash in this picture, and I'm pretty sure Ash is at least 4 feet tall.
ShotgunParley17
He's also described as "The Electric American" which is just fucked up.
LoinKing
So Ash, Misty, and Brock are all less than 4 feet tall? That seems doubtful.
naytorin
They're children. And Japanese. He's a grown-ass American military man.
Flyndaran
Japanese teens are not under 4 feet tall.
naytorin
Exaggerated for comedic effect. Him, not them.
Artaxiad1217
Why the hell would I wanna smell like Bulbasaur
AlsoSarah
Girls love guys that smell like lettuce and disappointment
ShotgunParley17
FUCK YOU BEST STARTER
FairyGodzilla
So you can smell de vine? So they're leaf you alone? So you can get in their plants? I don;t know! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
parsleynarwhal
SOS picture #16 - what is that from?
marshmallowballoon
Agreed!
TheBigGay
Horrible Histories
parsleynarwhal
Thank you, I can feel a binge watch coming on.
TheBigGay
imagine historical re-enactment edutainment but with subtle sex jokes, rap battles, and british comedy
parsleynarwhal
Oh my god. This is gonna be my shit, my favorite things all rolled up into one show.
TheBigGay
and puns. oh god the puns.
Wastyvez
#1 Is the joke just that his name is dick, or is there an underlying joke I'm not getting? Cos if not, that's a lame ass joke..
WhoTheFuckisGavin
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IridescentLotus
I don't even think it's a joke just an immature poster - Moreso BB was like your name ISNT Robin?!
Shadow0mori
No, it's a lame dick joke. WAKA WAKA!
Woldbye
This might just be a wild guess from my part but Tim and Dick? Team dick?
mrmessma
I can't figure it out either.
EpicPancakes
Either it's a terrible joke or it's not a joke and Tumblr is just being retarded as usual
DianNaoChong
I dont know, but thats from the new dc animated thing right? That is not a childrens cartoon.
filben7
Tim is a dick and Dick is actually pretty nice.
newsguycraigevans
Agreed. That's how I understood it.
PatrioticImgurian
Tumblr has really low standards for jokes
Aruugala
Saying bb is dick in Lithuanian if that helps......
TheLastImgurian
Let me see if I can explain it.... Dick means penis.
deputoff
Dick Tim (dicked him)
secretacount32
Thats because its a dick joke not an ass joke.
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
The better joke is right after when Nightwing tries to get Impulse's DNA from a glass which Impulse calls 'a total Dick Grayson move'
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
But how -do- you get Dick from Richard?
insilico
You ask nicely.
ChromeBadger
I don't get it either, I don't think it's supposed to be a joke, I think he just said Dick, then tumblr took over
outlawsoul
i was worried about this too. you're right.
newsguycraigevans
Tim's a jerk, while Dick is pretty cool. So BB was saying "Wait, you're the dick?" without actually calling Tim a dick.
Veggisaurus
But that's not specifically a joke about penises.
OriginalSyn
Ah so there was some emphasis in the cartoon that doesn't translate well to text.
tomyironmane
That's my read on it. Tumblr. For when conversing with frozen waffles would be swinging above your intellectual weight class.
kittypoopappledrink
I'm pretty sure it's because most people think the only Robin is Dick Grayson. So they're like, "Who's Tim/Jason/Stephanie/Damian?"
Kaysmira
I liked Tim from the Animated Series. I only know about Jason because he's the famously murdered side-kick. Damian...was from the future?
kittypoopappledrink
Damian Wayne is Talia al Ghul and Bruce's son.
ThrewOutMyHipster
Tim from TAS is actually Tim + Jason = one character. Damian is Bruce's son who becomes robin after Tim. Currently still robin afaik.
zishlol
Two Robins. Beast Boy is poking fun that one Robin is named Tim, while the other is named Dick.
Aragingalcholoic
So it's not a Dick joke?
Kayayayaya
Going by the name Dick is a joke. Why would you do that to yourself?
Aragingalcholoic
Well I really don't know RICHARD!
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Kayayayaya
Oh, yeah, no slight against the character or the times, but really it's just asking for it at this point.
DemographicUnknown
(1) The joke is that Dick Grayson (Robin #1 /Nightwing) was named in a time when that wasn't an awkward name. It has been an awkward for
DemographicUnknown
(3) fan in this generation having Beast Boy's exact reaction when they learn Nightwing / Robin #1's name. It wasn't funny so much as it was
DemographicUnknown
(4)nice to have an in-universe character finally address the elephant in the room so there's less separation between characters and audience
fnordy
Even before it came to mean the penis, the name Dick has had a pejorative connotation, meaning someone dislikable.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
It's also meant detective, an everyman, straight talk, eyeing up, and a type of English dessert.
DemographicUnknown
(2) decades, but no one EVER calls attention to it in the comics or shows because it would be immature and inappropriate, despite every new
ThrewOutMyHipster
While I agree it's not brought up as much as it would be IRL, there are a fair amt of 'Dick' jokes depending on the comic.
ThrewOutMyHipster
Heh. http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Grayson-3-2014-Page-5-600x922.jpg
Snooj
BB made a legitimate dick joke in the original TT series. In the first Puppet King episode.
Snooj
Here's a screenshot: http://imgur.com/vyUB1Fw and the ACTUAL dialogue is: Robin: "They got all the details just right!" and BB replies 1-
kelpo122
That is NOT the original Teen Titans...
Snooj
If there's an animated series before that one I'd like to know about it! Unless it's like Go.
kelpo122
just delete the last parethesis from the URL, I accidentally it
kelpo122
There is (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343314/), and it's way better imo
Snooj
with "Speak for yourself." Look closely at what BB's doing and where he's looking. That's a dick joke. S1E7, look it up for yourself.
vulturelad
Beast Boy... Horses... *blushes*
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Octopus. Dog. If Raven wants to get freaky the possibilities are endless.
JudgeMentalCat
Alternatively: whales. 300 gallons of sperm- Raven could take up Olympic diving.