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Sep 17, 2017 8:05 PM
McWinnieThePooh
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TheStargateIsReal
Brb gonna say dirty things into my webcam as a masturbate vigorously
Pyroheart
In that order
JumpDownAndSaySomeGayShitIIIIIIMMMMMMGAAAAAYYYY
What if they watch so that in the off chance you become president they have leverage to keep the aliens a secret?
Davey76
Deku
RobinYiff
Tree?
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
The government knows, by knower. YouTube that song. You're welcome.
dartron5000
Government will get nothing from listening in on me because im all alone. :(
Falos
Wow, people still think logging and monitoring are the same thing.
Cheomesh
You have a Constitutional right to be secure in your papers and person.If you just let that go...mind if I have a few more?
AdamAsbell
RobinYiff
This needs more upvotes!
Holinyx05
or hackers can figure out where you live and if you're home or not and break into your house. Cover your web cam.
Ryanator50
yeah, that's the actual threat.
ThePerfectGif
BahamutBBob
Saw it on Facebook before imgur. You guys are slipping.
Comet112
The fact people think the government really cares about their livse is so self centered
TheThingYouForgotIs
It *does* really care. Some people's lives lead to them blowing shit up! The government spies to stop that.
CrestKnight
stop having this laissez faire attitude. its YOUR privacy
Ryanator50
well I'm gonna vote against giving my privacy away for free every time, but someone's always gonna see what I do. Nothing's safe online.
dronir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM
RobinYiff
https://www.computerhope.com/issues/pictures/youtube-share.jpg
MagicMaaaaaaaaan
Are you sure?
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thefrayedendsofsanity
Watch the black mirror episode "shut up and dance."
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
/a/AQtzS
EuropeanEagleOwl
So you don't care about freedom of speech because you have nothing to say.
Ryanator50
I think Freedom of Speech means something else.
nathanpietrobarton
Just because you jack-off and cry, don't mean they do.
Lalalily
Commas can change a sentence.
DukeDarkwood
Commas can change, a sentence.
Ambrosiaaaa
Commas can, sentenc change a
Ambrosiaaaa
fuck i messed it up
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
tick094
It also doesn't mean they don't...
AreThoseMyPants
I mean, it's all just a big chicken-or-egg question, really.
counterintel
I feel like it's more of a Schrodinger's Perv situation. We'll never know if they're watching us while they beat off.
AreThoseMyPants
To apply Schrodinger's perv would mean that they definitely are. And that they aren't. Superpositions, son!
freegiant
justherefortheshitposting
The "I HAVE NUFFIN TO HIDE" crowd are fucking retarded.
TheBurritoConfederacy
"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him."
Ryanator50
well, what is the government gonna do? threaten to tell my grandma about the weird porn I watch?
Different55
Check out Equifax. They might not be doing anything harmful with your identity, but they leaked nearly 50% of America's identities. 1/
joeyjojosharknado
"they leaked nearly 50% of America's identities". Don't get me started on those Yellow Pages bastards.
justherefortheshitposting
The phonebook doesn't have your SSN or DoB and you can get an unlisted number.
Different55
Knowledge is power, and knowledge of you is power over you. It's not even about trust, it's about what that info could do in anyone's hands.
TolstoyTheFox
ieatCheezIts
Thank you. I was hoping there was gonna be this gif
Fiousaurus
*this one black mirror episode*
GitGudNub
That ending tho
iynque
"Surely the government won't dare harm me if I'm doing nothing wrong. Here, take my civil liberties!"
UnitXc
JC Denton: "Some people just dont understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance"
Ryanator50
explain it to me please, since I've never read 1984
bambulina
Mom my is wicked paranoid about that thanks to Criminal Minds. She got all pissed when I pointed out that no one's trying to watch her...
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Different55
Just searching up "Linux" or "ISIS" on everyone's favorite search engine is enough to get you put on a list, it's a bit ridiculous.
bambulina
I only meant she's not any government agency's top priority. She's just an awesome, regular mom.
TheThingYouForgotIs
It's fine that you don't care about your privacy, but I do, and I don't think that you should get to speak for me. :)
Gawky
as a euro-trash libertard I get really sad at muricans not protesting this dystopian state policy
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
It's just a joke, and no one is speaking for you either.
Lucky246
Its not so much as caring about my privacy as, what the fuck can they do?
Ryanator50
worried that someone who stalks you might hack into the NSA files?
qweqeqeweqwe111
Nope, they are going to record everything you do. At some point throughout every day, each of us commits a crime that could land us in jail.
ShinksAvoHazaar
Sitting alone watching movies, reading, or tinkering with small handmade projects after I get home from work is a crime now? Then arrest me
Simnut94
Last time I checked, binge watching tv, napping & eating, aren't illegal.
revcleo
according to some posts on imgur I think that means police should break into our houses and kill us
eclect0
Uh, speak for yourself bud.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
That's cute, but totally inaccurate.
Phyrie
Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one who committed casual murder on a daily basis.
primarian
Uh, no. Not even remotely.
KittyArcher
Every state has weird laws, in some states any other position but missionary is illegal. And anal.
test616
Would those laws even stand in court today though?? When was the last conviction?? What was the sentence??
Barnstokkr
I think they tend to only come up as further sentencing for rapists
KittyArcher
Who knows, since its on the lawbooks technically you could be charged with it until it gets changed
qweqeqeweqwe111
Government would never collect information on you to use against you at a later time? Jews would disagree.
primarian
I don't commit crimes on a daily basis.
strigonia
Nobody's saying they would never, but saying they spy on everyone all the time is... tinfoil hat territory, to say the least.
alsoAzrael
They collect metadata from major carriers and have been doing so for years. So they spy on a lot of people, yes.
Fishworshipper
Yes, but they lack the ability to actually watch the lives of the hundreds of millions of people they collect data from.
divatriformis
What are they gonna do? Put all of us in jail?
GlassCannon570
That basically defeats the purpose of laws and jails.
eclect0
-- Quote from man put in jail
qweqeqeweqwe111
Depends on what your views are about said government.
secretlibby
Not all of us. But anyone they don't like.
test616
It's a ticking time bomb of subjugation and oppression on a scale completely unseen by humanity before
test616
Which is why such mass surveillance is so dangerous, far more so then what some goat fucker in some asshole of the earth could cook up
test616
Which is usually the justification for said surveillance, the longer that data exists the longer it has chance of falling in the wrong hands
ovelanimimerkki
I don't think I do jail worthy crimes on a daily basis, probably weekly something that could be fined, but jail time is a bit of a stretch.
OmNachoMama
It depends. Oral sex is still illegal in some states, never mind all the more interesting stuff.
AreThoseMyPants
https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/lewd-gif-6.gif
Itsalrighttobeconservative
People that are willing to give up god given rights for short term security deserve neither.
strigonia
There is so much wrong with that quote, I don't know why people even use it.
Itsalrighttobeconservative
Enlighten us.
strigonia
Having something to hide is, by its very nature, negative. Having something to say is not.
Itsalrighttobeconservative
That's not for you to decide.
strigonia
You don't decide on objective fact. Anything one would have to hide is harmful, furtive, morally bankrupt, or a mix of the above.
Yourstruly83
It may or may not be used during your next job interview.
Ryanator50
again, I'm never getting a job where I wear a suit or tie, so any potential employers won't have the money to access that shit.
Strasburg6592
ISPs are now selling your web searches. Your community and church can know if you look for porn. Enjoy!
Ryanator50
but I don't have... either?
Strasburg6592
If you have family, a job, or even neighbors, you have a community that can buy your browsing habits and make your life hell.
Ryanator50
well, I do have neighbors who I've never met... hmmm..
strigonia
Spoiler alert: it won't.
Lichelf
What if you're trying to get a job at the NSA?
Yourstruly83
Spoiler alert: it is monday and your boss want to see in his office.
AshingtonDC
Boss: Here I have footage of you jerking off in the comfort of your own home.
bitchyrestingface
I am uncomfortable
BhawbTheMagnificent
"I have footage of you jacking off in an ergonomically unsafe way, please complete some training so you don't hurt yourself"
ButtsandBewbs
I will be your tutor
eclect0
Boss summarily arrested for voyeurism, now you're the boss.
evildadunit
Used to worry about privacy on the web. Now it's like Hey NSA, what's that hollandaise recipe again?
Fextrus
In a blender, combine egg and lemon juice, add the boiling liquid butter. Blend mixture while hot to cook into hollandaise. Source: Am NSA
Blanaba4Scale
My husband and I literally sang to the NSA today. I really hope they heard us.
AnActualClown
So which one?
LillyVixen
If the NSA wants to see how much lesbian porn I look at, they're welcome to. Good stuff is hard to find.
jayol
desiretoknowintensifies.gif
SkippedOver
I got ya:
wofulunicycle
"Hollandaise"
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rocketturttle
God Bless this pigeony post
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FatherofRogerSimon10
So you're saying we replace instant messaging with pigeons if net neutrality ends...well call me Mike Tyson an thign me up!
thomasisabigfatweiner
I for one support this man and his pigeons. Godspeed, pigeon-net +1
FlyingCrow91
ReverseTrapTsukasa
PaperCl1p
That link is about pigeons
PsychopathicPigeon
FUKKIN COO BRUH
Seblor
Well NSA can't track your messages if you use "out of the net" pigeons.
VoidofStatic
So Mike Tyson is ahead of the curve?
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Actually about slow internet speed and that a carrier pigeon was able to send data between 2 places faster than the internet there.
PaperCl1p
How in the world do you think that is related
ReverseTrapTsukasa
1/ Because the Terrorists the NSA is supposed to find from collection our data, would be forced to use external means of communication with
Vercci
the moon is flat the earth is cheese autism is caused by vaccines aaaaaa
colopctech
rename siri to "NSA" fun ensues. Also can change "hello google" to NSA
Verldemert
You can't rename Siri. It sucks.
TresusIbor
Probably for branding reasons. They want others to hear you say the name of their product. My guess at least.
colopctech
thought you could rename both? Ill have to borrow an apple and see if I can figure it out :/
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ReverseNecrophiliac
Not what he said
BennyCucumber
professionalwindowlicker
You can have Siri call you NSA
DukeDarkwood
Or you can have Siri call the NSA on you.
HazyWasabi
You can rename yourself (i.e. what Siri calls you) but I don't think you can rename Siri