Mar 1, 2018 1:19 AM
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BlastFingerton
Semper Fi.
springtemper
Leave it to a marine! Oohrah! And people say you don't learn anything useful for the "real"world in the Corps...
nvregen1
Murica!
PapaBearclaw
Of course he's a Marine.
realbrickwall
I can do that too, just as long as it's not a beverage that tastes like rat piss.
SexyClaptrap
USA! USA! USA AYY AYY!
Frozenstethoscope
Oorah!
TalkingTacos
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
DeathclawDefibrillator
+1 for the EGA Semper Fi
Theimgurianwayoflife
Is this a summer or winter sport?
bmwood5150
All year baby!
AzothTheGuildRat
Yeah.... I can chug water pretty fast too.
Buddy77
Marine challenge
RiverCityHawkeye
A country full of fine folks that play hard and work harder. A rifle behind every blade of grass, a fire in every gut. Make it so.
DanewolfStone
Peak American performance.
SaltyInternetPirate
Germans don't need to make such contraptions to put in more beer. They use huge beer steins.
Ilove314159
I think he’s more than just a member. I’d guess he’s captain of the US Drinking team.
NicholasCageisGOD
v
trollAESTHETIC
*laughs in German*
Logaems
At least, this guy already has the "Paulanermuskel"...on the other hand, it's probably an american standart.
nightshonor
You really thnk that you can beat us at the 40-ounce beer bagpipe?
yesisaiditnotsorry
Lmao, and how exactly does that sound
love it!
imdonewithpickingusernames
quattroformaggix4
Bob Hawke. Australian Prime Minister. 2.5 Pints in 11 seconds.
Mockingbirb
That's why he is the Prime Minister! Right?
ghost9687
I just want to point out those are 2 12oz bottles in an empty 24oz can
lovesecretsexandgod
That’s what I thought as well
MrBinns
The 24oz was full too
Jest3r123
Fuck yea Marine!
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Stay classy America.
Nathaniel93
Never crash a country's towers twice
LittleLordThudleroy
We've thrown in the towel on that one
peppeh
What?? This is what peak performance looks like!!
TheRagingCow
And some people say we don't have culture...
TheFeralDog
Psh you think Germas, Russians or Irish couldn't or wouldn't do this?
Not in that shirt they wouldn't.
Snowerti
Russians are marathon drinkers. They can't shotgun a beer but will drink more vodka over dinner than a standard liver can handle
Wronggifplacement
Its the patriotism. Thats the problem.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with patriotism.
flyingmonsters
So it's wrong to be patriotic towards your country?
mojo69
We will, baby.
Hell yeah!!
CelticGirl0129
We are not doing OK, please send help.
JustHereForTheRiots
As often as possible. That has wine in it right?
Make America drunk again!
Ibrakadabra4
windexismygravy
That motherfucker is strong!
andmar0401
I miss Dugan more and more with each passing day :(
skinnerspondbouy
Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? A: Because it's fucking close to water!
oznogster
Damn you beat me to it...
You pretty much summed up my existance on Imgur
grudgingtad
deleteder
Ereeeh
GentryMarine
Rah
EntropicGolem
Stay tuned - Tomorrow is Everclear
ArchonIlladrya
He ded
oGalaxy
https://youtu.be/fWdOUaQq_Y4 already beat him to it
CrocAMileInMyShoes
Never in my life could I do that. Awful.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
So hard to watch. Hope he immediately got his stomach pumped...
Alavar
He did.
SquiggleBerries
Can you explain why everclear is so bad to my friend
IronRod
It's about 95% alcohol. There's no way he drank that, it must have been water.
It's nearly pure alcohol. Drinking that much can kill you.
docslummp
Wish it was bleach
samrevem
I bet you're a hoot at parties.
mac821
Are you serious? Dude doesn't go to parties at all.
RandomActsOfSarcasm
Rare to see TP with such little spillage
Thanatos121
This needs to be like, at least 10 minutes longer. I need to see what happened.
Fucking hell!
Ihaventdoneanythingyet
He ded. Supa ded.
FakeNewsCanBeFun
From a mickey, a beer, and a coke? Look. His form was excellent; the man deserves credit. But that is not a lot of alcohol.
Ha when I chug a fifth it's not the alcohol that'd kill. Me it's the dumb choices lol.
BananazForScalz
Herbivore710
Downvote for littering
NachoPete
Let me get this right... he had bottles of beer, Coke, and vodka?
MoreOvaltinePlz
Worst gut rot ever
BubbaRunski
Soda, beer, and liquor all at once? Ew.
misanthropicallygregarious
Christ, you might as well just inject the alcohol and sugar straight into your veins at that point.
Martellus
With all that alcohol, i think it replaced all his blood at this point.
I was thinking an anal funnel
ThelmaTidwell
Maybe he’s afraid of needles.
idrinkmoney
You think the vest is for his safety?!
blakeatwork
I think that's supposed to be a XXL basketball jersey
He works for the city. That guy that paints the lines on the highways. Yup, that's him.
freddyflash311
Wait do we seriously have a drinking team? Like, professionally drinking?
Goronhead
Professional alcoholism, woo!
godskook
Do you really think people would do that? Lie on a shirt? In real life?
ChickenROAR
Is... Is this against other nations? Germany, Japan, Spain?
SCHRAMB0
Beerfest is real?
StillNotYouTube
omg I get to see super troopers 2 in 4 weeks!
CrackerJackPrize
Yep also I’m a member of the FBI. Federal BOOBIE inspector!
naj1987
Th idea that an American drinking team would be able to compete against any Northern European country is laughable.
MissAizea
Where do you think we got all our white people from?
It’s cultural not race related e.g prohibition.
BifPib
https://youtu.be/nF-wJ0j61rQ
Rakkndon
If we do it would just be filled with a bunch of college students. Im saying this as a college student.
HolyStalactite
Did you not see that amazing documentary Beerfest.
2graves
A poignant snapshot of the difficulties arising from corporate espionage on an international scale
PenguinalParadox
.
onecowboytoo
I am still waiting for Potfest.
Xialdin
Who knows, we're about to get Super Troopers 2, maybe Potfest isn't so far behind? A man can dream!
CaptDadBod
Yeah... it's called the Marines... the emblem on his hat represents his humble beginnings in that Barracks School of Alcoholism...
Alpinecrags
Semper Fidelis. I'm drunk right now.
Oorah!!
kalas1973
Having met U.S. Marines, can confirm with vigor. They also chair the official crayon eating club.
Bolognapogna
Air Force Ammo also reporting in. The adventure of the iron liver is an exploration of dreams, bad decisions and friendship.
Whoops, wrong thread. Too much drinking..... Oorah!!!
Wait, it looked like the wrong thread... Too much drinking or technical error? Help!
CapTrooper
US Army Barracks School of Alcoholism reporting in. Let's team up for maximum drunkness/NJP
d0o0o0d
If you want maximum drunkenness, you need to get the Navy involved.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
No drunk butt stuff tho.
...just between the two of us, don't turn your back on anyone wearing a dolphin.
mobileimgurlags
Yes I have a tank top that says I'm also part of the U.S. official drinking team and you know it's official cause it has a beer opener on it
SaiyajinPrinceTarble
And I'm part of the department of federal body inspections as per my FBI shirt.
But most of us on the team can use anything hell Ricky in Texas twists off every cap even if they're not designed to twist off
WhatzitTooya
It's not official without start & stripes suspenders!
hal9000xp
Most countries do
Meirril
It is hard to support the US team when the international competition just floors them. Russians, Germans and Auzzies dominate.
DragonDildoChandelier
In Russia it's just the entire population
RagingWatersEatsMyFriedAss
The shirt says it all.
biggestblackestjesus
*stomach
And the hat shows where he got his initial training.
BunnyBeaaaar
"USA drinking team". cute.
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
Bear belly says it all.
shadokastur0776
BEAR belly? Terrifying.
Zeroforwinger
chardlz
The way it's stretched says more
It's called a "fuel tank for a party machine".
helpidontknowmyname
I think he needs a healthier hobby.
SweepTheLegsJohnny
I think you need to keep your stupid opinions to yourself
As an Irish-American, I respectfully disagree.
It's more cheaper hoby than let's say fishing..
You must be from the south, too. Let's get drunk and fish.
Eskim0J0e
Um... me too?
Actually it says "USA DRINKING TEAM"
Oh yeah? Well this says otherwise:
somewhatwiseguy
memeologees
And the gut
circlebreaker
*gut explodes out of pants*
derpfacemcgee
So does the Milwaukee tumor
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Shit, I was gonna say that the BELLY says it all. Still cool though
JapAnus
I want one. Wait no I'm Russian, I want one like it.
ThinkingDeeply
*color
RetroArt
God damn I love America
WannaBeStarDust
The hat says more. Semper Fi
NateDogg119
Err!
Oorah.
My first thought,Of course he was in the Marines.
ScaliasDissents
Beat me to it. Rah!
Ignorant Question: Do marines watch NCIS & if so, do they enjoy its Vaseline screened nostalgia?
I enjoy the show, although the newer seasons aren't as good I'm my opinion
BlastFingerton
Semper Fi.
springtemper
Leave it to a marine! Oohrah! And people say you don't learn anything useful for the "real"world in the Corps...
nvregen1
Murica!
PapaBearclaw
Of course he's a Marine.
realbrickwall
I can do that too, just as long as it's not a beverage that tastes like rat piss.
SexyClaptrap
USA! USA! USA AYY AYY!
Frozenstethoscope
Oorah!
TalkingTacos
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
DeathclawDefibrillator
+1 for the EGA Semper Fi
Theimgurianwayoflife
Is this a summer or winter sport?
bmwood5150
All year baby!
AzothTheGuildRat
Yeah.... I can chug water pretty fast too.
Buddy77
Marine challenge
RiverCityHawkeye
A country full of fine folks that play hard and work harder. A rifle behind every blade of grass, a fire in every gut. Make it so.
DanewolfStone
Peak American performance.
SaltyInternetPirate
Germans don't need to make such contraptions to put in more beer. They use huge beer steins.
Ilove314159
I think he’s more than just a member. I’d guess he’s captain of the US Drinking team.
NicholasCageisGOD
trollAESTHETIC
*laughs in German*
Logaems
At least, this guy already has the "Paulanermuskel"...on the other hand, it's probably an american standart.
nightshonor
You really thnk that you can beat us at the 40-ounce beer bagpipe?
yesisaiditnotsorry
Lmao, and how exactly does that sound
trollAESTHETIC
yesisaiditnotsorry
love it!
imdonewithpickingusernames
quattroformaggix4
Bob Hawke. Australian Prime Minister. 2.5 Pints in 11 seconds.
Mockingbirb
That's why he is the Prime Minister! Right?
ghost9687
I just want to point out those are 2 12oz bottles in an empty 24oz can
lovesecretsexandgod
That’s what I thought as well
MrBinns
The 24oz was full too
Jest3r123
Fuck yea Marine!
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Stay classy America.
Nathaniel93
Never crash a country's towers twice
LittleLordThudleroy
We've thrown in the towel on that one
peppeh
What?? This is what peak performance looks like!!
TheRagingCow
And some people say we don't have culture...
TheFeralDog
Psh you think Germas, Russians or Irish couldn't or wouldn't do this?
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Not in that shirt they wouldn't.
Snowerti
Russians are marathon drinkers. They can't shotgun a beer but will drink more vodka over dinner than a standard liver can handle
Wronggifplacement
Its the patriotism. Thats the problem.
TheFeralDog
There is absolutely nothing wrong with patriotism.
flyingmonsters
So it's wrong to be patriotic towards your country?
mojo69
We will, baby.
peppeh
Hell yeah!!
CelticGirl0129
We are not doing OK, please send help.
JustHereForTheRiots
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
As often as possible. That has wine in it right?
Mockingbirb
Make America drunk again!
Ibrakadabra4
windexismygravy
That motherfucker is strong!
andmar0401
I miss Dugan more and more with each passing day :(
skinnerspondbouy
Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? A: Because it's fucking close to water!
oznogster
Damn you beat me to it...
skinnerspondbouy
You pretty much summed up my existance on Imgur
grudgingtad
deleteder
Ereeeh
GentryMarine
Rah
EntropicGolem
Stay tuned - Tomorrow is Everclear
ArchonIlladrya
He ded
oGalaxy
https://youtu.be/fWdOUaQq_Y4 already beat him to it
CrocAMileInMyShoes
Never in my life could I do that. Awful.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
So hard to watch. Hope he immediately got his stomach pumped...
Alavar
He did.
SquiggleBerries
Can you explain why everclear is so bad to my friend
IronRod
It's about 95% alcohol. There's no way he drank that, it must have been water.
MarkyMarksFunkyHunch
It's nearly pure alcohol. Drinking that much can kill you.
docslummp
Wish it was bleach
samrevem
I bet you're a hoot at parties.
mac821
Are you serious? Dude doesn't go to parties at all.
RandomActsOfSarcasm
quattroformaggix4
Rare to see TP with such little spillage
Thanatos121
This needs to be like, at least 10 minutes longer. I need to see what happened.
windexismygravy
Fucking hell!
Ihaventdoneanythingyet
He ded. Supa ded.
FakeNewsCanBeFun
From a mickey, a beer, and a coke? Look. His form was excellent; the man deserves credit. But that is not a lot of alcohol.
Ihaventdoneanythingyet
Ha when I chug a fifth it's not the alcohol that'd kill. Me it's the dumb choices lol.
BananazForScalz
Herbivore710
Downvote for littering
NachoPete
Let me get this right... he had bottles of beer, Coke, and vodka?
MoreOvaltinePlz
Worst gut rot ever
BubbaRunski
Soda, beer, and liquor all at once? Ew.
misanthropicallygregarious
Christ, you might as well just inject the alcohol and sugar straight into your veins at that point.
Martellus
With all that alcohol, i think it replaced all his blood at this point.
quattroformaggix4
I was thinking an anal funnel
ThelmaTidwell
Maybe he’s afraid of needles.
idrinkmoney
You think the vest is for his safety?!
blakeatwork
I think that's supposed to be a XXL basketball jersey
yesisaiditnotsorry
He works for the city. That guy that paints the lines on the highways. Yup, that's him.
freddyflash311
Wait do we seriously have a drinking team? Like, professionally drinking?
Goronhead
Professional alcoholism, woo!
godskook
Do you really think people would do that? Lie on a shirt? In real life?
ChickenROAR
Is... Is this against other nations? Germany, Japan, Spain?
SCHRAMB0
Beerfest is real?
StillNotYouTube
omg I get to see super troopers 2 in 4 weeks!
CrackerJackPrize
Yep also I’m a member of the FBI. Federal BOOBIE inspector!
naj1987
Th idea that an American drinking team would be able to compete against any Northern European country is laughable.
MissAizea
Where do you think we got all our white people from?
naj1987
It’s cultural not race related e.g prohibition.
BifPib
https://youtu.be/nF-wJ0j61rQ
Rakkndon
If we do it would just be filled with a bunch of college students. Im saying this as a college student.
HolyStalactite
Did you not see that amazing documentary Beerfest.
2graves
A poignant snapshot of the difficulties arising from corporate espionage on an international scale
PenguinalParadox
.
onecowboytoo
I am still waiting for Potfest.
Xialdin
Who knows, we're about to get Super Troopers 2, maybe Potfest isn't so far behind? A man can dream!
CaptDadBod
Yeah... it's called the Marines... the emblem on his hat represents his humble beginnings in that Barracks School of Alcoholism...
Alpinecrags
Semper Fidelis. I'm drunk right now.
peppeh
Oorah!!
kalas1973
Having met U.S. Marines, can confirm with vigor. They also chair the official crayon eating club.
Bolognapogna
Air Force Ammo also reporting in. The adventure of the iron liver is an exploration of dreams, bad decisions and friendship.
peppeh
Oorah!!
peppeh
Whoops, wrong thread. Too much drinking..... Oorah!!!
peppeh
Wait, it looked like the wrong thread... Too much drinking or technical error? Help!
CapTrooper
US Army Barracks School of Alcoholism reporting in. Let's team up for maximum drunkness/NJP
d0o0o0d
If you want maximum drunkenness, you need to get the Navy involved.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
No drunk butt stuff tho.
d0o0o0d
...just between the two of us, don't turn your back on anyone wearing a dolphin.
mobileimgurlags
Yes I have a tank top that says I'm also part of the U.S. official drinking team and you know it's official cause it has a beer opener on it
SaiyajinPrinceTarble
And I'm part of the department of federal body inspections as per my FBI shirt.
mobileimgurlags
But most of us on the team can use anything hell Ricky in Texas twists off every cap even if they're not designed to twist off
WhatzitTooya
It's not official without start & stripes suspenders!
hal9000xp
Most countries do
Meirril
It is hard to support the US team when the international competition just floors them. Russians, Germans and Auzzies dominate.
DragonDildoChandelier
In Russia it's just the entire population
RagingWatersEatsMyFriedAss
The shirt says it all.
biggestblackestjesus
*stomach
NachoPete
And the hat shows where he got his initial training.
BunnyBeaaaar
"USA drinking team". cute.
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
Bear belly says it all.
shadokastur0776
BEAR belly? Terrifying.
Zeroforwinger
chardlz
The way it's stretched says more
peppeh
It's called a "fuel tank for a party machine".
helpidontknowmyname
I think he needs a healthier hobby.
SweepTheLegsJohnny
I think you need to keep your stupid opinions to yourself
peppeh
As an Irish-American, I respectfully disagree.
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
It's more cheaper hoby than let's say fishing..
peppeh
You must be from the south, too. Let's get drunk and fish.
Eskim0J0e
Um... me too?
BifPib
Actually it says "USA DRINKING TEAM"
Thanatos121
Oh yeah? Well this says otherwise:
somewhatwiseguy
memeologees
And the gut
circlebreaker
*gut explodes out of pants*
derpfacemcgee
So does the Milwaukee tumor
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Shit, I was gonna say that the BELLY says it all. Still cool though
JapAnus
I want one. Wait no I'm Russian, I want one like it.
ThinkingDeeply
*color
RetroArt
God damn I love America
WannaBeStarDust
The hat says more. Semper Fi
NateDogg119
Err!
peppeh
Oorah.
SweepTheLegsJohnny
My first thought,Of course he was in the Marines.
ScaliasDissents
Beat me to it. Rah!
quattroformaggix4
Ignorant Question: Do marines watch NCIS & if so, do they enjoy its Vaseline screened nostalgia?
WannaBeStarDust
I enjoy the show, although the newer seasons aren't as good I'm my opinion