Khannnnnnnnnnnnnn
310604
6464
176
well that was different...
Still a classic
jackfrost1690
MOTHERFUCKER I AM MAKING IT MY BUSINESS!! *m'sides*
bubbleboy
I now know why sad Keanu is sad.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
WILSON!
LetPein
i dont get the horse and pig one and the one alfred is tying batman's shoelace or something
Affabilis
I don't get most of these.
OctoPlusNone
Hey, it's Unfunny Perry Bible Fellowship!
dud2012
that last one is actually really sweet
locallegend
I've drank the wine you make....
partagas
Is the guy giving the two pills nude Bill Cosby?
godmademedoit
I like how Batman's teddy bear has Joker scars.
nspark48
Some of these are pretty disturbing... I like it
Khannnnnnnnnnnnnn
Holy shit, front page+my birthday+plus I won 130 euro on the golf last night. I've peaked for the year already
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
DraftKings?!
EdgarAllenPoo
It's down hill from here, man. Enjoy the ride.
manta2000
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! excellent find, great post!
Zkaletus
Get it? Because female lions are the ones who hunt the prey, and the males always just laze around.
Silverforte
Gary?... Jerry?
theclevernamegoeshere
The little bat shoes is adorable
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
#7 is terrifying
aceandduce
It is the truth if Santa is immortal
roninswanson
So did you read it as Gerry or Jerry.
asspickle
Batman murdering Alfred because he has Alzheimer's? HILARIOUS!!!
JeanneTheGenie
Is Gerry pronounced "Gary" or "Jerry"?
PaleoCardio
These are fantastic. I love when things I totally wouldn't find otherwise but totally want come up on Imgur. This is why I LOVE Imgur. MORE
bryceconlan
I read the entire Batman strip in Archer's voice...
Hugoduckandweaving
The lioness one made me super sad :)
KatalinaWineMixer
What the hell happened to Gary
harleyquinn30
I think the joke is that he couldn't get out the window even though the top part was wide open. Because flies always do that. Confusing.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
#9 ...and now we'll see how deep the rabbit hole goes, Neo.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Reminds me of the Robot Chicken skit for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTUAj00pSZY
SpoonOfDoom
Plow the white rabbit.
Efreeti
FEEEED YOOOUR HEEEEAD
Antinumeric
reminds me of this comic http://www.idiotboxcomic.com/comic/11-the-matrix/
Snooj
I don't get the breakup one. Is it just that's she's nonchalantly eating ice cream?
DustinWilcox
I actually thought it was a dad abandoning his son, I was wrong. either way funny
DanielZarz4
it´s a priest broken up with a child
katarang
It's a priest breaking up with a young boy.
pinecone
Damn, I missed that. I thought it was father breaking up with his son!
PhuckStix
Technically he is a father...
skeletonguy
I think it's supposed to be a preacher/priest and a little boy. There adult has one of those little white collar things.
abbiistabbii
I like the idea that Father Christmas is in fact just Father Jack after coffee.
TheMinotauro
That last one... Specially after Father's Day.
TalosGuideUs
Didn't need that reminder
PaleoCardio
Yes, the feels..... massive *wipes a little tear from eyes*
SpoonOfDoom
Maybe I've been doing something wrong, but so far it doesn't seem to work.
AwkwardBiblophile
Now I'm really sad.
icelaw
Killing a friendly angle? he ain't gonna go to heaven now.
InsultedLlama
Wait..? Father's day, since when..?
EmWunArEleven
I get confused that people have fathers day on different days outside of Australia :P Always gives me a little shock when I hear it.
TalonDudeguy
yesterday, June 21st
Sexcalator
The lioness one actually made me a little sad.
tarataqa
HiveinMind
After seeing that one I spent well over an hour playing out a happier ending in my head. ;-;
TheCharacterLimitInUserNamesIsALargeNumberAndIWillAbuseThatFact
Seems like the story from the song Fast car by Tracy chapman.
Katrin931
I'm on the Mobil app and for some reason that's the only one that's incredibly blurry. So much that I can't read it.
Sexcalator
I'm on mobile as well. I read it by zooming in.
nick429m
Add it to the list of reasons the app sucks :(
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
Wasn't this debunked some time ago? They did new research and found out that male lions hunt as much as the female ones
wheresthebaby
Idk.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
but not PIMP lions
LordWok
if you watch the documentarys the males usually fuck up the hyenas and shit. thats what they are for. lioness vs hyena pack = iffy, male 1/
LordWok
rocks up and the hyenas just bail, they literally kill the alpha hyenas with a single swipe.
shinyRK9
sorry to say, but that's pretty much what happens in real life for them
MrBananaBeak
Except for the part where they are upset about it in any way.
s3mperphirangers
Dont forget the part where they are forced to watch their cubs getting killed
causality
"pimping" is pretty much dead. The vast majority of prostitutes are independent.
Lugh314159
'street' pimping, perhaps. Human trafficking is, sadly, alive and thriving.
Protean2648
I guess all those cases of human trafficking are just made up then. Plus fuck the rest of the fucking world that isn't your little bubble.
shinyRK9
yeah, i, uh... i wasn't talking about prostitutes...
Pharya
You're fucking delusional
Migole
+ baby killing, so the lioness goes into heat again
zackofspades
...lioness are literally turned on by infanticide :(?
Migole
Lion males only lead a pride for about 2 years which is the amount of time a cub needs to fully grow up so if you want your genes 2/
Migole
Kinda, yeah. They ovulate again once their current cubs become independent. Dead cubs have the same effect biologically. 1/
Migole
Lion males only lead a pride for about 2 years which is the amount of time a cub needs to fully grow up so if you want your genes 2/
Migole
To not die out infanticide is the way to go. Pretty common in animals. As is rape/group rape. Cat sex is not pretty, sorry ^^
zackofspades
So...Scar is not a villain, just protecting genetic diversity?
AReallySatisfyingPoo
... For lions or for prostitutes?
woodwardja12
Yes
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Both, seriously.
shinyRK9
i mean, i haven't seen any documentaries on prostitutes, so my knowledge is a little limited...
zackofspades
Cat House. HBO.
IHaveAHugeCrushOnTinaFey
Porque no los dos?
AReallySatisfyingPoo
Stop prostituting your lions, David Tennant.
BuckBoost
zackofspades
Took me a very long time to figure out that #4 was a rape...
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
Struggle snuggles :3
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
THANK YOU. I was searching through the comments, because that one stumped me. Kids playing with dog, now he's with the cops, WTF.
zackofspades
At first I thought the kids died or something.
NarcissusInc
Unbentsuperpyro
all praise jollyjack.
MrPredator
I still lmao at this way too much.
LegalizedAbstinentOwl
Penny is happy
arsetechnica
Yep, I need the link to this.
NarcissusInc
http://orig04.deviantart.net/2820/f/2015/068/9/1/care_face_by_jollyjack-d8l1jq5.jpg
arsetechnica
Oh man, thank you.
tiniweiner
OO OOOOO does anyone have the tumblr rant that went with this
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
I tried looking, but all I got to work with is "Tumblr rant comic face"...do you know any more specific words to accompany this, maybe?
NarcissusInc
And one for you too. http://orig04.deviantart.net/2820/f/2015/068/9/1/care_face_by_jollyjack-d8l1jq5.jpg
NarcissusInc
This one? http://orig04.deviantart.net/2820/f/2015/068/9/1/care_face_by_jollyjack-d8l1jq5.jpg
tiniweiner
Yes you duh real mvp
DrGrordbort
Don't mind me, just waiting here for that link as well...
NarcissusInc
Sheesh, everyone wants it. Here you go. http://orig04.deviantart.net/2820/f/2015/068/9/1/care_face_by_jollyjack-d8l1jq5.jpg
DrGrordbort
Thank you very much :D