Sep 15, 2018 4:39 PM
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VibratingNipples
I'm batfish
copingcabana
TheKindlyOnes
AtsaMattaForYou
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WelcomeToThePartyPal
My wife has a different look for "don't touch me."
AmityvilleHodor
"I'm a cuttlefish... it's what I am, NOT what I do..."
TopCommenter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18
Vangaren
It’s a cuttlefish, not a cuddle fish
GTimgur
'What did I JUST say motherfucker?
xcopperx
I thought this was literally shit in a toilet bowl in the thumbnail
nabacular
It knows its delicious
dswagz
Don't mess with me...don't mess with me....FLOUNDER!!
shyriath
Because that's how a cuttlefish do.
YouAlreadyMutedMe
Emotional teen cuttlefish enters Goth phase
R2DeepThroat94
You forgot the Brazzers logo
Traja01
So maybe don't touch it?
Counterfit
Vanilla paste!
pootypootyparty
https://youtu.be/rqdxHwaxrNM
4vie
@tinyoctopus do cuttlefish sound similar to octopus, or is there an accent?
TinyOctopus
Cuttlefish have an accent so thick you could spread it on toast and serve it to the Queen for high tea.
Xurga
I think it is trying to mimic a stingray.
TisNagim
I'm trying to figure out if it's trying to look more like a rock, a turtle or a horse shoe crab
Iullabee
stingray.
OldTownPhantom
Based on the "eyes" it gave itself, I'd say either a horseshoe crab for a stingray.
Syrmerlin
Looks like it is trying to imitate some sort of fish. I wonder if there's one in particular it is aiming for.
callmethelizardqueen
Kind of looks like a horseshoe crab.
I thought so too, but would that deter predators?
CazzaM18
Kyle should I eat the vanilla paste or the cuttlefish?!
MadameDex
ModerateSaiyan
Cuttlefish used harden.
theplagiarist
SAAAHHRRRYYY KAAAIII-ROOOOO
ZLOK
It's a cuttlefish, not a cuddlefish.
For those wondering, tiny octopus wants you to know that cuttlefish chromatophores are polarized. This is an aggressive posture by the
@TinyOctopus should know that I want to say thanks for stopping by and for this info!
little dude, who is trying to say, "back off my personal space."
AFelineMassofEyes
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Bob64
Thanks for subscribing to octopus facts!
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
but its a cuttlefish not an octopus
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Poopoopeepeevagina
Should I eat the cuddle fish? Or the vanilla paste?
ifihadhandcuffs
Cuddle fish is delicious.
drdreadpirateroberts
I berieve in you Kyle!!
RelativeVelocity
Rrrrraaaaauuuggghhhhhh mmmmmmm mmmmmmm m!!!!!
YouThinkThatsBad
Cuttlefish and asparagus or vanirra pudding
hammersquirrel
By definition, you should cuddle them
proracing53
Vanilla paste!! Vanilla paste!!
ZKrock
What did you say? Cudder fish?
No!!! Vanilla paste!!!
Very well, I will eat the cudder fish!
drezrale
Cephalopods are the best, I wish I could have one as a pet but theyre smarter than I am so we wouldnt get along. They can open jars, I cant.
Thethingwiththechart
You and your fancy words. I can't even hold a jar, that's how smart I am.
I can hold a jar ajar.
ishcamnio
Think of how many jars they could help you open !!
cayleestraightg
They're my favorite kind of pod.
CutChemist
My favorite animals by far
Mockingbirb
But you have a jar, they don't.
LordNarwhalofthe69
Is that because your a spy boy or to dumb?
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Ahem, you're*, boy*,*, and too*
BentoboxCrackerdong
What's a spy soy?
Soy****
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
Oh how that backfired
No, I'm not you.
Wasnt talking to you
DefinitelyAFurry
nobody here is making sense anymore
My point was proven, have a nice day.
ilovechris4life
Which word was supposed to be soy??
soy boy is the term.
Wait... Was it a 7 letter word supposed to be soy? How many asterisks were supposed to be after that word? Are they wildcards?
The only 7 letter word was because - so is that soy?
Poke man go to the polls
Thunderdome08
Put it back! There's nothing I love to see more when I'm diving than those. Well maybe octopi
itsybitsyspider
It may be at a zoo and being checked out by the vet.
5FingerJeffPunch
@TinyOctopus
PigleythePig
Ive only ever seen one. Beautiful as heck, one of the best memories of my life!
manolyk23
Octopuses*
VigorousButtstuff
I've only every been with a girl with one of those
redfish225
Call them what you want, I like em too. All wet and slippery...
VexatiousKitten
Technically both octopi and octopuses are correct terms
bBugatti
Germanic. Octopuses is it
QueenAmy
Both octopuses and octopodes are officially correct. Octopi is commonly correct now
Thank you!!
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Octopodes*
AsAHistorian
This is the superior pluralization.
deoxyriboneucleicasshole
Octopeedes
akbrewer
Octopoids
InfernalizedToaster
Octopeese
BirdGuyJosh
Octopurses
VibratingNipples
I'm batfish
copingcabana
TheKindlyOnes
AtsaMattaForYou
WelcomeToThePartyPal
My wife has a different look for "don't touch me."
AmityvilleHodor
"I'm a cuttlefish... it's what I am, NOT what I do..."
TopCommenter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUnSuYYs18
Vangaren
It’s a cuttlefish, not a cuddle fish
GTimgur
'What did I JUST say motherfucker?
xcopperx
I thought this was literally shit in a toilet bowl in the thumbnail
nabacular
It knows its delicious
dswagz
Don't mess with me...don't mess with me....FLOUNDER!!
shyriath
Because that's how a cuttlefish do.
YouAlreadyMutedMe
Emotional teen cuttlefish enters Goth phase
R2DeepThroat94
You forgot the Brazzers logo
Traja01
So maybe don't touch it?
Counterfit
Vanilla paste!
pootypootyparty
https://youtu.be/rqdxHwaxrNM
4vie
@tinyoctopus do cuttlefish sound similar to octopus, or is there an accent?
TinyOctopus
Cuttlefish have an accent so thick you could spread it on toast and serve it to the Queen for high tea.
Xurga
I think it is trying to mimic a stingray.
TisNagim
I'm trying to figure out if it's trying to look more like a rock, a turtle or a horse shoe crab
Iullabee
stingray.
OldTownPhantom
Based on the "eyes" it gave itself, I'd say either a horseshoe crab for a stingray.
Syrmerlin
Looks like it is trying to imitate some sort of fish. I wonder if there's one in particular it is aiming for.
callmethelizardqueen
Kind of looks like a horseshoe crab.
Syrmerlin
I thought so too, but would that deter predators?
CazzaM18
Kyle should I eat the vanilla paste or the cuttlefish?!
MadameDex
ModerateSaiyan
Cuttlefish used harden.
theplagiarist
SAAAHHRRRYYY KAAAIII-ROOOOO
ZLOK
It's a cuttlefish, not a cuddlefish.
TinyOctopus
For those wondering, tiny octopus wants you to know that cuttlefish chromatophores are polarized. This is an aggressive posture by the
iwasdoingfinelurking
@TinyOctopus should know that I want to say thanks for stopping by and for this info!
TinyOctopus
little dude, who is trying to say, "back off my personal space."
AFelineMassofEyes
I wish to subscribe to this fact list
Bob64
Thanks for subscribing to octopus facts!
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
but its a cuttlefish not an octopus
Bob64
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Poopoopeepeevagina
Should I eat the cuddle fish? Or the vanilla paste?
ifihadhandcuffs
Cuddle fish is delicious.
drdreadpirateroberts
I berieve in you Kyle!!
RelativeVelocity
Rrrrraaaaauuuggghhhhhh mmmmmmm mmmmmmm m!!!!!
YouThinkThatsBad
Cuttlefish and asparagus or vanirra pudding
hammersquirrel
By definition, you should cuddle them
proracing53
Vanilla paste!! Vanilla paste!!
ZKrock
What did you say? Cudder fish?
proracing53
No!!! Vanilla paste!!!
ZKrock
Very well, I will eat the cudder fish!
drezrale
Cephalopods are the best, I wish I could have one as a pet but theyre smarter than I am so we wouldnt get along. They can open jars, I cant.
Thethingwiththechart
You and your fancy words. I can't even hold a jar, that's how smart I am.
drezrale
I can hold a jar ajar.
ishcamnio
Think of how many jars they could help you open !!
cayleestraightg
They're my favorite kind of pod.
CutChemist
My favorite animals by far
Mockingbirb
But you have a jar, they don't.
LordNarwhalofthe69
Is that because your a spy boy or to dumb?
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Ahem, you're*, boy*,*, and too*
BentoboxCrackerdong
What's a spy soy?
LordNarwhalofthe69
Soy****
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
Oh how that backfired
drezrale
No, I'm not you.
LordNarwhalofthe69
Wasnt talking to you
DefinitelyAFurry
nobody here is making sense anymore
drezrale
My point was proven, have a nice day.
ilovechris4life
Which word was supposed to be soy??
drezrale
soy boy is the term.
BentoboxCrackerdong
Wait... Was it a 7 letter word supposed to be soy? How many asterisks were supposed to be after that word? Are they wildcards?
BentoboxCrackerdong
The only 7 letter word was because - so is that soy?
LordNarwhalofthe69
Poke man go to the polls
Thunderdome08
Put it back! There's nothing I love to see more when I'm diving than those. Well maybe octopi
itsybitsyspider
It may be at a zoo and being checked out by the vet.
5FingerJeffPunch
@TinyOctopus
PigleythePig
Ive only ever seen one. Beautiful as heck, one of the best memories of my life!
manolyk23
Octopuses*
VigorousButtstuff
I've only every been with a girl with one of those
redfish225
Call them what you want, I like em too. All wet and slippery...
VexatiousKitten
Technically both octopi and octopuses are correct terms
bBugatti
Germanic. Octopuses is it
QueenAmy
Both octopuses and octopodes are officially correct. Octopi is commonly correct now
VexatiousKitten
Thank you!!
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Octopodes*
AsAHistorian
This is the superior pluralization.
deoxyriboneucleicasshole
Octopeedes
akbrewer
Octopoids
InfernalizedToaster
Octopeese
BirdGuyJosh
Octopurses