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Jul 8, 2017 10:57 AM
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bambulina
I bet the cup-shaped ones are bras. Just a hunch, but I don't think a lobster would give the same lift.
Starboomz
Natural selection ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nightcaste
They're all her friends, the bra job is reserved for her breast friends
scatteredneurons
She goes to Victoria's Seacreatures
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Those are her special friends
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
The ones that cover her boobs better I guess.
dronir
Maybe she waits until her friend the scallop dies and uses its remains.
macabree11
whichever ones fit?
danishjuggler21
Depends on which ones will give her crabs.
lawideas
Only her very closest friends get to be her bra.
jimvolfan
Things would have been a lot more interesting if Sebastion had been the bra. Pinch Pinch
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Nipple clamps.
AppleyD
Cup-like=Bosom-buddy
Hubb
Those are her best friends
martymargmaker101
Her bra’s are her dead friends.
DavJones
Those are friends with a string attached
intelligenceCIA
how do they even stick?
DreadPierateRoberts
sea-horse glue
bannedfornow
her bra are her very best friends
ViktorKovacs
fish are friends, not boobs
SmolBeanWolf
utility
thatdudefromoregon
Those are her breast freinds.
BigAZNMan
What happens when you realize she's just a manatee or dolphin?
johnthedevil
Friends with benefits dear!!
ProfessorMatt
By figuring out which ones offer more support.
PileOfWalthers
And that's all fine and dandy for those who can get by with C shells, but what about those more generously endowed?
oneofthecalled
I actually imagine the role of mermaid bra to be an active and enjoyable one. Who said the shells are empty?
mynewcharacter
TIL that Sea shells are creatures, got it!
DingleberryJam
The real question is why do mermaids need bras, but no panties? A fish hole is a fish hole.
TotalSmartAss
Since you put it that way, I guess it's official.
Dedeurmetdebaard
Exactly, besides gravity is much more forgiving underwater.
Mumalot
All that water-drag from swimming would add up though.
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
I'm pretty sure it's just a Disney thing. Most old paintings of mermaids have them either topless or having hair covering her.
MeowWoof
salt water abrasions on nipples.
TGWeaver
What, and scallop shells are smooth and comfy?
kaleber
I remember a pre-89 Disney version with no bra.
NotAPervert
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HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
A whole generation was traumatized by this version...
dogenuggets
Glad to see there are no perverts here.
kaleber
How is this being a pervert? It wasn't a porn.
dogenuggets
I wasn't talking about you.
kaleber
Oooh ok then we cool
Asterfix
Do mermaids breastfeed?
TotalSmartAss
Yes, upon Cthulhu.
runscar
You can milk anything with nipples
Asterfix
I realise you can fury road milk machine them but can you actually feed from them? I should ask one when I'm at zoombeezi bay
RickFromBRCC
I've got nipples can you milk me Focker?
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I got nipples, Greg, can you milk me?*
somewhatmexican
**Greg
fullofwastedpotential
I like your attitude
MemusSupremus
As a male, i couldn't confirm this.
fullofwastedpotential
Males can lactate
IGotYouGoodRookie
Same way we decide which animals are our pets and which animals we eat, utility and cuteness
IntrovertTurtle
Also, tastiness
SuperRockinMrMagic
She used sea shells because B shells were too small and D shells too big. Simple as that
heylookatmeIamMrmeeseeks
that was so good that it hurts!
Meowseph
Fucking gold
gollom
I hate this so much I want the world to see it.
BarmanderG3722
Sea urchin
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Pet...
BarmanderG3722
An animal that we eat but doesn't us.... Give me Sea Urchin!!
runscar
I'm hoping they become more commonly eaten in the West. Tasty and good potential for ecologically sound aquaculture on a mass scale.
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keyonne
I saw comment above this. Knew there would be a vegan pitching a fot. Imgur already roasted them and comment removed.nlol
OfficialTeamEcchiMember
What say
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
I giggled +1 for me.
TheOneWhoKnowsNothing
What was the comment?
Cindersolace
Dense cunt. Vegans can rot in hell, but this lad is no vegan.
keyonne
If a vegan wants to be a vegan, that's fine. I have an issue with vegans that bitch about me eating meat. I'm an omnibore. I'm going to.
Cindersolace
Fair
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
How? Cows are better to eat due to size and taste, dogs are pets cos they are small, cute, and easily trainable. Nothing to do with veganism
cheeseisbea
Also carnivore meat is a lot tougher and it doesn't taste as good because their muscles are a lot different then those of herbivores.
TotallySaneScientist
size and taste no, size and ease of domestication yes. dogs are pets because they could help us kill things and theyre cute because eugenics
umbrellamaker
Also endlessly customizable
JumpGunnington
Cows as food, or dogs as pets?
MemusSupremus
Both?
TheFirstAvailableUsername
Rabbits are smaller and cuter. And still we eat them.
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
But theyre tasty you see
umbrellamaker
They're also relatively easy to catch and abundant af
Aeturo
The swamp I used to live in used to have hundreds of bunnies. Not sure on the current state, but they were invasive and deserved to be eaten
mcshady
But rabbits make for shitty hunting and herding partners.