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Dog tax.
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SlidinDownTheLannisters
#4 literally all of them except soaker
LtSquishyMuffins
This is great! Thank you OP
PleaseLeave
#4 Jet and Mist
DrSirSexyLegs
#4 Jet all day. You've got to be able to snipe those plants from across the yard.
MagmaCarta
ComoSeIguana
#15
tugboatcaptain
#9 idk, how long are your guts seems like a totally viable pickup line to me. LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THAT BIG OLE D
omega985
#4 Shower, duh...
NeverEnoughFoxes
#7 Just leave it to someone in your will to generate further questions.
SlightlyStoopidBear
Thanks Satan.
Coolmikefromcanada
#2 could also be a hoser
GusTheBard
#4 Extremely situational. But my Go-to was always "Fan". Great coverage, good distance, pretty good pressure. But it would change depending.
davebeastly
#4 Bare hose, thumb over the tip to vary the stream.
TexanPaul117
We will NEVER put beans in our chili
bekindtoanimals
But. But… beans in chili are awesome.
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband is anti-bean in his, too. Luckily for me, I'm the one who makes it. He can eat around them.
Rivalyn
#11 It took me a little bit to figure out which words made sense. Dick-Tater-Ship if any of y'all have a friend who's struggling.
circlebreaker
Doing the Lords' work +1
b612
as a Canadian, hose eh got me.
wreynor1
#3 I'm all for humor but you talking about beans in chili is just so very, very wrong. Y'all need some help or a bit more Jesus. Very bad.
arakiven
Now, there is a lot wrong with my state, and a lot going on that I don’t agree with. But there’s one thing I will always remember, the Alamo
arakiven
(Meme #3 for reference)
slotheroll
TheMadOnion
#4 what the hell is the soaker setting even good for?
GuapoGuayaba
#4 flat. Makes for even distribution with lots of control, great for watering lots of delicate plants.
SlightlyStoopidBear
I use flat for a garden, but shower or mist for potted plants.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Jet for washing stuff, shower for plants
TheMadOnion
#7 I got more than just an ass..... I basically have a trunk full of stuff.
poets
#4 they're all good at different jobs. You wouldn't water a delicate plant with jet, but it's great for long distance watering of hedges
SlightlyStoopidBear
The only one I never use for anything is soaker.
poets
I sometimes use soaker to fill my watering can, especially if I am using plant food that goes foamy with the other settings
LateNightBunnyParty
Good for soaking the ground around saplings.
P0stalBomber
#10 looks like bezos spaceship
gorillaClutch
"how long are your guts?" sounds like a perfect pick up line
TheVampireDante
Pretty sure the Doom Guy tried that one once...
LocalZoophile
"What food makes you grow?" is also a great one, because of the implication.
Snowman25
#4 Mist
UnusualAndyMan
I personally go with shower
EyeRollAtLife
Yup, mist
yonderway
Jet or shower depends the application all the rest are useless
SlightlyStoopidBear
Mist being the exception, good for baby plants or delicate things, also good for spraying at the kid lol
SqueezitTheClown
I’m between flat and jet. They’re both super useful.
xyxyxyxy31
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Mine has flat and fan, which are the same shape, just rotated 90 degrees. I don't know why they bothered adding another setting that's just…
lncorrectGrammerNazi
…a duplicate of an existing setting, but I think it's hilarious. Maybe they wanted to market it as more versatile but ran out of ideas for…
lncorrectGrammerNazi
…new settings. Whatever the case, it's so extra and I love it.
lurkerlord793
What the fuck is soaker for?
valianteffort1213
It's for when you want the regular hose but don't wanna unscrew the damn thing
LateNightBunnyParty
I use it to water saplings.
ActuallyAPirate
Wash the dog?
badgermans
That's what I'm saying. I can't think of a single thing that the other options don't already do better.
jerameatSr
Mature plants maybe? Who knows Ibuse Jennifer almost everything.
HandoB4Javert
SlightlyStoopidBear
Pretty impressive
CAustinC0x
I know I should stop watching, but I don't want to.
drickanderson
Top Gear getting weird ...
Ahroo
I mean . . . Yeah ok +1
jbrizzo
She fucks
cbale2000
Somehow, I feel like the head doesn't match the body...
ilwrath
And I didn't expect either of them to do that successfully.
GuapoGuayaba
Can someone explain the 3 dick shaped potatoes on a pirate ship that is not a democracy?
Zombieunicorn18
I need answers as well lol
Cgumn
Phallus-sea?
fdinthea
Potato ship
Orang3lazaru5
It took me a second to recognize the potatoes, at initial glance I said “the fuck is a Penis Ginger Boat?”
DildoRodeo
It's three potato dicks, but for the purpose of poetic, memeic license, we're meant to read it as dick tater ship(dictatorship)
txronin55
Penisocracy
Jusmar
Cockboat
SlightlyStoopidBear
Dick-tater ship :)
talianagisan
I thought it was ginger for a long while. It's a root crop to so I was close, right?
GuapoGuayaba
Oh sweet lord
SlightlyStoopidBear
wookiepoodoo
Krytture
HillOfBeans
I came up with “three pub dicks” because I was sure it had to rhyme with “republic”. I’m not proud of myself.
jessievolleyball2121
I was thinking Phallus-sea (fallacy)
CatBeagler
Did you call?
SlightlyStoopidBear
SlightlyStoopidBear
Selekta
That definitely makes more sense than potato penis boat
solocaster04
Does it though?
sciencebasedlifeform
Dicks lost at sea?
CyclopticColleague
Spudwangalleon?
Eriborn
TheStaffmaster
Not it, but damn if this ain't better...NGL.
SlightlyStoopidBear
I like this
krotoan
I was like: penis potato... No... Pirate dick... No..
incorrecthorsestapler
Fun story: I knew a guy who almost got fired for randomly saying “penis potato”
SlightlyStoopidBear
I feel like there is more to this story