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Apr 8, 2017 10:42 PM
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Saltybanta
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captainfantasticfasterthansupermantheflashandthehulkcombined
So these otherworldly monsters, for the most part, are terrified of a middle aged drunk guy?
realair
ah yes, another fine example of a weekly repost
IHateAllOffendedPeople
It's. Really. Stupid. When. You. Write. Like. This.
dweezy23
Is there anyone who can make this into a Pixar styled short? Like a BA monsters inc. throw back?
THESHADOWOFJECT
an adult monsters.inc I'd fucking watch it
JamesBarrett127001
Monsters grow up too.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Of course, the only child on earth with an abusive parent
Drexelton
It's funny to see everyone's reaction, because last time this was posted everyone kept hating on it. Nice to see the opposite.
Jasarg
What about the other kids getting scared by monsters. Or the other abused kids. "Scared kids are not be yes I am no" - Abraham Lincoln
Jasarg
"scared kids are not be yes I am no" - James Madison
DEATHlikescats
Now I wish there were protector monsters under beds for every abused child...
TeddiyBear
Writingprompts is by far my favorite subreddit, and pretty much the only reason I ever actually go to reddit at all lol
chrishallett83
Meh. Okay writing, I guess. A little clunky and the dialogue is amateurish.
NeatBoa
Reminds me of my favorite book, A Monster Calls
shitiforgotmypanties
I read this everytime it's posted. Such a good read
UpvotingtheHotButton
ForeverDonutsWillNeverExist
I don't like the practice of using a period after every word in a sentence for emphasis. It's incorrect and lazy.
pairou
But so many last names!
StevenQUrkel
That turned to the Dark Side faster than Anakin Skywalker.
DarthDownvotes
Omg this was a surprisingly good read
walkingredditor
ChillaAquila
I don't understand, why is the monster suddenly so protective when his job is to actually terrify small children?
AbstractSquid
Youd be pissed too if humans were stealing your job man that's his livlihood gotta protect your income
DarthDownvotes
Level21Acheived
This made me want to cry I wish I had this monster with me...
freezingpilot
http://bh-s2.azureedge.net/bh-uploads/2015/10/My-Pet-Monster-2.jpg
Jrosh
You good?
Miridarna
Avarara
You okay?
BiteMyShinyMetalTopComment
The feels. The hair on my neck is standing. Wow. It's the middle of the day... why is everything so blurry?
PamelaSplooshPoovey
I dunno about you, but for me it's raining on my face...
Ynigmatik
Put your glasses on
BananaAddedForScale
Y'avin a stroke there m8?
Mephian
The monster under my bed must be cutting onions
TyrionLannisterTheImp
KtH91
This scène still breaks me
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
Ìt's àlwàys bèèn à hèàrt wrènchìng mòmènt tò mè.
AgentOne
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed. Get along with the voices inside of my head.
PixieSlasher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3CLgubUGo0
jevans88
I have sung this in my head a dozen times and can't remember the next line... it's all fuzzy until "that's not fair!"
ChocolateBearVanillaBear
You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath
Rips4w
I'm just gonna throw myself to the mercy of the easily impressed. As far as writing goes, this is hot garbage. Just awful.
Fuglysack
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Agreed. I especially. Hate. This. Kind. Of. Writing.
THRILLHOUSE69
The idea is great but it could use a lot of polish
HmmVeryInteresting
Polish u say...
THRILLHOUSE69
What a gas!
mercifulwombat
Your criticism is not constructive. Feel free to try again.
Rips4w
Considering it is very unlikely the author is reading my comments, who would be benefitting from constructive criticism? Also, cute attempt.
Rips4w
Oh dear. Here they all come, bearing the anonymous "power" of their downvotes. How will I ever weather this storm?
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Survive
stickemwiththepointyend
I actually really enjoyed this. I'm not sure what that says about me, but oh well.
JoseDeLaNoWay
That says you're the good type of monster.
buttoncamus
Hah, I thought the same thing. What that says about you: you care about the well-being of a fictional child. You're good, my friend.
stickemwiththepointyend
I won't argue that. No child should have to live in danger, but especially not from people that are supposed to love them the most.
chiefwill
I'm a 33 year old 3x combat veteran (infantry). It's 3:12 in the afternoon and I'm in tears.
Every1friend
i am to understaand there is more than a couple of bitch asses in the service
Gnargeist
Military fairies? (Hope we're both being cunts in good jest)
chiefwill
T5Kyle
I enjoyed this so much, I shared it with my wife. She loved it, too! Great writing! Keep up the good work.
megapow
I kind of like this in concept, but the author messed up the names...
mully19
I thought that too..but maybe it's to show that perhaps he's a stepdad to Charlotte - so diff surname?
Sindoreipony
Never noticed that before the other time's I've seen it posted. Agree with @mully19 that it might be a stepdad or the mom's bf.
tacosoup
I know this is a repost, but I just like it so much....
AlaskanZelda
Same ^,^
walkingredditor
EveryDayWeStrayFurtherFromGodsLight
It's my first time reading it. I am amazed.
krapmyself
I've read it before. It's almost as cringy as that "kids in Valhalla" writing prompt.
kollette88
Can you source the other one, please?
Ichose2
https://fandomsapart.tumblr.com/post/156776970454/prismatic-bell-writing-prompt-s-valhalla-does
TheHuntedSnark
"Mommy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look & see another her under the bed, crying. She whispers “Mommy, there’s someone on my bed.”
ChaosAssassin2
congrats. you now have two daughters.
IckleBabby
Why did I have to read this at 2:40am alone in a dark room AND sitting on my bed
coralto
My bed is actually just a mattress on the floor, I'm safe!
AnbaricDragon
But he's friendly!
PimplyPalpatine
Gave me chills for a second. Nice.
Fishticuffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNQIdEv-Emo
rafaelfy
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coolguy4206969
I was about to go to bed but now I'm all fucked up why would you do this to me.... +1
feckith
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numb1zero
Oh my god...
LadyNetrex
Then she hears slithering sound, and tears of blood comes out of mommy's eyes.
potatotheloaf
Plagiarized
TheHuntedSnark
I prefer "quoted without attribution." Also, I couldn't find the original source.
potatotheloaf
Good save
Vophsi
Only reasonable response is to kill both of them.
AnExpertInThisField
seriously though, it can go so badly in so many ways
DemonkingDan
Claim both on your taxes
TheGist
I got a hearty belly laugh out of that!
mustang2733
I look back up into the bed and see a jar of mayonnaise, I look under the bed. Another jar of mayo. I then realize I'm looking in the fridge
TouchThaFishyyy
And I had opened a new one before finishing the last one!
ThePowerToKillAYakFrom200YardsAway
Ok. This made me really wanna watch Signs!
cakefarts69
why do you own two jars of mayonnaise
Three5Nines
Band.
mustang2733
I like mayonnaise
CupcakeCrumbs
Why dont you??
Feriority
There was a sale. Don't judge me.
knotch2
I look back up my bed is wet and appears dirty. I look under my bed and it is a solid neck. I then realize it's the toilet.
Melanisia
I'm getting really fucking sick of the twins pulling this shit. Go to bed!!
AudreyAmpora
Omg I just realized that now that I have twins that they can pull this kind of shit.