Smol Rick and Morty dump

"Oh geez rick, people might think this post is like, super lame and stuff though rick. And look, you didn't even take off the watermarks. That's gonna look like super sloppy and stuff."

"I don't give a shit Morty, I have better things to do with my time than worry about what *buuuurrrrp* people think of me,and if the don't like it Morty, they can take their opinions and shove them wayyyyyy up their butthole."

"Way up their what?"

*burp* Way up their butthole Morty, where they'll never see the light of day."

FP Edit: "Aww geez rick, they seem to like that sorta thing, it made something called the 'front page'"

"What? Oh yeah, just ask them to send like boobs and stuff. And not just female boobs either Morty, all boobs. Can't discriminate otherwise people lose their shit."

"Why would they care about something like that? I mean I really don't want to see any dudes boobs."

"Yeah, well that's what you get for living in a society where facts are now less important than opinions. It's the same reason I gave up on humanity a long time ago and stuck with being a super genius focused on getting the f*** out of here."

FP Edit 2:Geez Rick, you really pissed off Imgur with those watermarks".

"Like I said, *buuurrrp* I don't give a shit, I'm not going to waste valuable time cropping pictures just so I don't 'trigger' any*buurrrp* passing assholes. It's below me. And even if they downvote into oblivion, it's still all pointless internet points."