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May 23, 2016 12:24 PM
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whoisyourdaddy
PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE.
MercuryGreen
Put in fresh batteries. Leave it turned on. See how long it takes to disappear.
silentUpvotes
Could you post updates
chevelle604ss
Hold it for ransom
ColonelSheepshanks
No big deal. Just sit on the sofa and use it to relieve your sore muscles. Do this when you are all watching tv together.
ialwaysupvotestevebuscemi
Taste test. It is the only way.
Generalgrumpy
"Always use the indefinite article... A dildo, never YOUR dildo."
GrunkleStan
As a woman: your other flatmate absolutely has one as well.
SMODomite
Put it in your butt to assert dominance
DoctorDelta
I guess you'll have to do some investigating. *Cheesy 70s porn music starts playing*
firemanz84
Taste it!
toloc
Depending on if they have humour... So many possibilities... Leave it in the open with a Thank You note, Label it 'for public use'...
AikoMizushima
So do the adult thing and not mention it. Doesn't concern you.
TheSkeletonWar
................lick it.
Gilgamech
Leave it out on the sink or somewhere public, she'll learn her lesson.
robertloblawlessthethird
You mean the kitchen sink, right?
ImMrsMeeseeksLookatMe
My brother once left his rubber vagina in the shower. My mom nearly slipped on it.
Kip3
It's communal. Don't worry, you can use it too.
robertloblawlessthethird
Duct tape it to front door so they don't miss it when they come home
aestheticwolfgang
its mine give it back
PervyAesSedai
Tape it to the fridge as decoration.
kingj07
I SEE YOU 9GAG!
wafflesnaffle
Leave it on the living room table and don't say a word
Cashmeoutsidehowboutdat
Lucky you
skiddlydoodaps
Its a glass slipper, you must try it out on each of them to find out who owns it....oh and....get it on camera
AlluSquattinen
Nice
cptwott
put a picture in the hall 'FOUND'
snet328
@OP you should be able to tell by smell or taste.
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iconvincinglybullshhthings
"Go first complete school"
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Interestingly, the Cinderella story used to be told using the word fur slipper which was a euphemism for vagina at the time
IWouldLickThat
Heh, knew about the fur, didn't know about the vag. Thanks!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
It makes a lot more sense than a glass slipper, doesn't it?
IWouldLickThat
And puts a romantic spin on the local lord fucking all the pretty girls in the area! :)
FryingMonkies
I approve this message
Aztekkowy
There is probably porn with that script. Maybe even several.
Tyzun
Tabasco that shit. Pussaaaaiiii !
Killertortilla
"Someone has left a personal item in the shower, lets all go back to our rooms and put music on and that person can go and get it."
bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
"Whoever left their vibrator in the shower should know it has now been in my ass, so do with that information as you will."
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
Establish dominance
Kidiri
"Four in a row."
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
"It also felt good, and now I'm deeply confused..."
thisisfutureyou
Ass you will
cloudymind87
Oh, no no no no nooo!
bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
Bingo bango bongo I'm so happy in the Congo I refuse to go!
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bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
I do my best :D
fromdusttolava
I'd like to see how that news gets taken
wartoaster
"Well, you can keep it, since it's yours now"
notsureifishouldbeincognito
Deeply
fromdusttolava
Hardy har har
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
Harder harder harder*
bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
They'd all act disgusted, but they're totally into that. Probably. Maybe.
Somanyquestions
Most girls I've met are into that. However I'm sure they'd be pissed now needed a new vibrator.
bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
Just wash it in the shower!
fromdusttolava
I would be
bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
Hot.
numberonespongebebfan
If only you knew how many women are info gay male on male sex
Talonotw
Tie a bow on it, and a tag that says "Love, [flatmate A]" then put it on Flatmate B's bed.
arenten
what if it's flatmate c's
julgran
Brilliant. I'm buying popcorn
nousernameisirrelevant
What about flatmate C?
CorneliusCornwall
Theyre in the hamper, watching
ThunderAtHawaii
Give her the D
Thylbanus
Just get them all together and ask, "Who's dongle is this?" then hold up a USB flashdrive. The one that flinches is your culprit.
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Genius!
DontColdTheLizard
Calm down Satan.
TheTipTopTopHat
They might all flinch, since they'd probably recognise it as a vibrator.
KnightSlayerTsorig
Who's dongle that they use to diddle their doodle is this?
LordSupergreat
Reread the comment.
Husqvarnic
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
truckingdemon
I can't decide if this guy has the best or worst living situation ever.
blainetog
As a guy with three female housemates, it's nothing to write home about.
1dad
why should it be a man, is it mentioned somewhere?
truckingdemon
Yes, the title of the post.
1dad
oops
evenation
as a chick who has 3 dude roommates and always has lived with guys, its typically a 50/50 thing. but thats just like, my opinion, man.
3rdweal
In what way would it be the best?
Justabuckeye
They have friends that may or may not spend the night from time to time or come into town.
3rdweal
Those friends may or may not be female and may or may not be desirable, that's a bit of a stretch.
truckingdemon
In some circumstances living with women beats the hell out of living with other guys. Everybody is different though so
KennyBlankenshipsmostpainfuleliminationoftheday
Had a female roommate she was passive aggressive and bitched a lot behind my back, male room mate is filthy and lazy but keeps to himself.
truckingdemon
That is why I posed a question
3rdweal
It would be like a vacation - OK for a couple of weeks but you wouldn't want to live there.
3rdweal
What would the beneficial circumstances be?
truckingdemon
In my opinion, though there's always exceptions, women tend to live cleaner than men and so there's less of someone else's mess to deal with
3rdweal
Is that opinion based on experience though? What swings between your legs is no indicator of whether you are a slob or not.
3rdweal
I've lived with fussy neat men and terribly messy women, no guarantee that it would be a clean house - and if you share a shower, oh god...