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It would be funny if it wasn’t for the fact that misinformation kills. Vaccines are generally safe and effective and not getting them during the pandemic resulted in countless needless deaths.
ChelVanin
Weapons of dumbass destruction
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
This looks like if AI was forced to only read a bunch of anti-vax posts and then create their own.
SquirrelWithATophat
Given how serious the damage this kind of misinformation can do is, it should be a felony to spread misinformation of this nature.
Sechran
Damn you Poe's Law - I don't know whether to laugh at the over the top satire or cry at the earnest stupidity.
lurkilydurkiler
I’m walking around with no DNA and I’m just fine!
Anarchduke
Conservatives, you shouldn't get any vaccines! Only take lots horse paste and drink bleach the way Trump wants you to! And quickly, before the next election!
ThailandExpress
picture of her right after the second jab
GhostPussy
People are so FUCKING stupid we need better education
datphone777365
sadly some stupid is beyond education as it is intentional and rooted in contrarianism. likely due to some goofy inferiority and or superiority complex.
MySushi
MSL2321
A person who refers to vaccines as “a jab” has told you everything you need to know about their cognitive ability
HelpfulCorn
They're British? Because that's all it says
trippingthelightfantastic
bekindtoanimals
JFC what idiots
DingoDingus
LaffertyDanie1
Shaodyn
To quote Terry Pratchett, "He had revealed from self-evident wisdom (made it up) and extrapolated from associated sources (read a lot of stuff other people had made up too)."
PhurbuMukpodom
GNU Terry!
milo4x
What are you cooking on that glass bbq
FalafelWithAngeldust
A fun thing to ask this sorts of folks, is to explain who exactly "they" are, who "want us dead" WITHOUT being blatantly anti-semitic.
Xenarion
Oh they have plenty of dog whistles for it, like "deep state"
FalafelWithAngeldust
Oh yeah, I know, but then I would love to ask further questions, until we get to the bottom of it. "Who exactly are behind this "deep state"?" Eventually they have to admit what they truly mean
WardStradlater
These anti-vax bitches are crazy. I actually had a 32 week gestation pregnant patient last week who was in such severe pain and she was offered Tylenol and she refused it and began lecturing the doctor and myself about how Tylenol causes autism in the unborn fetus. However, she did accept copious amounts of narcotic pain medication… because somehow those she’s okay with while pregnant but Tylenol isn’t?
chaosundivided
it is a very rare but serious medical condition. like this poor fellow
Shaodyn
I diagnose this person with dumb. There is no cure.
TheChunguskaEvent
A big guy came up to me - he had tears in his eyes - and he said "Sir, her DNA was gone. She had no DNA at all." It was gone.
Noevilgifs
This sounds more like she was exposed to neutron radiation than a vaccine; no dna( neutron radiation rips apart dna), blood cells mutated ( the dna that remains is damaged, and getting destroyed from secondary isotopes the neutrons created) mimics the signs of lymphoma.... yea this person was exposed to lethal amounts of radiation
HandoB4Javert
AND?
ChristosMylordos
Then she woke up and noticed she was again full of DNA. She asked "where is my husband, I want to show him all this DNA". The doctor look her with a tear in her eye and said: "where do you think ee got all this DNA?"
TheBishopofBanterbury
To shreds, you say?
87cubed
They left out the part where she experienced systemic organ failure and died within a week or so of getting the shot. Oh, your skin is an organ, also - it would also fall apart in a very gruesome fashion. This is all known because of horrific nuclear accidents. Don't google the images, they're ... haunting.
87cubed
I think people don't realize I'm mocking the anti-vaxxers ...
sharikov
We wept, and the entire class stood up and applauded. The disgraced vaccine peddling doctor hung his head in shame. And her two kids names? Albert Einstein and the Loch Ness monster.
thekeyofe
I ain't givin' that kid no tree fiddy.
CaldariBob
Just GONE!?
xj4low
He is just a pile of jelly on the ground. Last time we tested it, it was grape jelly.
SpaceSpeed
True story... something the libs and the mainstream media won't tell you. I heard it on Facebook Marketplace
thekeyofe
Is this supposed to sound like tRump said it? Because it kinda sounds like something he would say, at least during his more lucid and less drug-addled moments.
IceWeaselX
Yes. He always claims random people call him sir and speak to him with tears in their eyes.
rshini
this tells you much about how he grew up, his father was an abusive authoritarian jackass - who probably no doubt forced his children to call him "Sir". Trump is a pathetic manchild who decided he'd rather be like his father than be better
theweezel69
You know this is perfectly normal all made-up characters have no DNA. So why would this fictitious friend be any different?
Bunnies007
I love the 'spiky and barbed' blood cells - a not so subtle reference to the virus.
GroovyCrowley
Someone watched an episode of Dr. House
RunawaySpoons
Even House wasn't *that* bad.
Eiladar
Well, I mean. Red blood cells do not normally have DNA/RNA/nuclei - so if that's all your looking at, sure.
UncreativeCreator
True (however) may i present freshly released: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9982546/
Xenarion
Eiladar
Neat ... at least, until the vaccine steals them. /s
backrideup9
Since the friend is a completely made up lie, it would make sense that she has no DNA.
ididthisforthedogs
Horrifying Stupidity
mondomar
I kind of discount things as soon as people say “jab” when talking about vaccines.
astrangehop
It's very British, you should be suspicious.
StNickCage
Good move.
WhisperFireNow
"We had out jabs when we went to the Isle of Wight. It's a lot of overblown nonsense, a bunch of drug nuts running wild."
HelpfulCorn
It's just a British colloquialism. Nothing to be suspicious about. Same way we say shot instead of vaccine
wileypdf
I honestly thought is was a mispronunciation of “job” and they were about to blame working for the illness
Atlan01
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
sapphsquatch
The GYMNASTICS required to get to that conclusion, good grief. I have the jab, triple vaxxed, and I am perfectly fine. Had covid twice, first was asymptomatic, second was a weekend cold and then cabin fever waiting for the contagiousness to go, before I was back to my daily work.
loldongs10000
Congrats, now Bill Gates has your ass on speed dial
Xenarion
Logic doesn't matter to them. Arguments are just weapon to wield and throw for them, that's it. It's an emotional position that they then try to portray as a logical one.
insertcointocontinue
I am a certified Internet Doctor™ and in my expert opinion, that poster suffers from a lack of a brain.
xlugiax
LucidPariah
Could someone please send this to the person who originally posted that
MarioBoon
I will peer review your opinion… yes, your opinion is correct.
Chromentor
No, we with brains suffers. Not the brainless.
PimpinKen
Zeroforwinger
Hey did you go to Upstairs Medical College too?
TryHardEggplant
The absence of any jab mark found on the subject’s body has led to the assumption that the individual suffers from an atrophied brain muscle from lack of exercise. It is a terminal case.
xlugiax
She put it in her butt you know if we all know it
CanadaDryGingerMale
She sadly got her original diagnosis with Dr Iver Mectin
SliderOfElay
I concur.
arajad
The brainwork showed she had no BRAIN at all. The lack of a jab killed her BRAIN.
zHurk777
That's Different !!! - magas.
wadatahmydamie
This is a rare condition that’s never disclosed because people have to sign a form certifying that they have no DNA. It’s an DNA NDA. Doctors have tried curing it, but so far, NADA.
vorodar
Dan told you that, right?
reverendbonobo
And?
namesused
Nice. Or NADs. Take your pick.
ChrisWsrn
This is so unbelievably dumb that it would be funny if there weren't people who would believe this.
Xenarion
This. We laughed at flat Earthers because it seemed harmless, but it trained people to believe all sorts of pseudo-science that is way more dangerous.
RecurringNightmare
well there seem to be at least 6 of them, unless those failbook-likes are all bots...
AnonOmis1000
Like, I'm pretty dumb, and even I'm not stupid enough to believe this
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Im related to 1. Idk how he has survived this long of being a dumbass