I can’t help it

Jan 23, 2018 3:28 AM

tokenminer

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#wipe

I lick it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How can you tell if you're done wiping if you don't?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to wash it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Game changer-Amazon: Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. Whenever I’m wiping at work and someone comes near the stall, I try and hide the TP in case they’re peeking through the stall crack.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scatomancy. Just say no.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how else would you know if you're done wiping?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kinda sick fuck doesn’t?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Um, yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blind people?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How else would you know when you're clean... god, what do blind people do?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta make sure to get it all cuz that’s how you get the itch

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a confession? This is a normal, standard life practice. Anyone who disagrees is a liar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Checking their stool is what most animals do to gauge their health, perfectly normal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You also look at your poop when you flush. It's called an environmental immunal response.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the confession should be for anyone that doesn't do this. How do you know if there's no more poop otherwise?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

gotta confirm. not sure what but the confirmation of it is needed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too dude

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always gotta check, even if it's just a formality following an elusive "no-wiper"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But do you sniff it? That's what makes you weird

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Asking the real questions

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta check if you're clean or not, how else would you do it?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Blind people fold the toilet paper onto itself. If it sticks, it's shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was wondering if any females would be on this post.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha as a lady, I totally check, I wonder if it's more a girl or a guy tho g...or we're just weirdos.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably, were just weirdos

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

does anyone not?

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jan 23, 2018 4:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

there can still be stuff there. you need to make sure man

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a healthy habit, see if your bleeding or some shit

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

After eating a spicy meal I usually have some Blood spotting. Been like this for a few years

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, helps the blood flow. Spicy is good, but has some repercussions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you recently come down with "the old"?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm below 40 years old. Though what I consider spicy is what most people consider vomit-inducing Agony flames of death

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