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Dec 1, 2016 3:55 AM
BlessMeWithSleep
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skooterLaughin
I would unplug your life support to charge my phone ????
Somilasomi
If I wanted any shit from you, I'd unscrew the top of your head and dip it out with a spoon.
myotheralt
Your family is rich in biodiversity.
welcome2shane
Printing as flash cards, for bossmanlady - a shuffled response will await her. Seems more fun than telling her to F&*k off!!!
KittyDreams4Real
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JcHire0135
Nice boy but about as smart as sack of wet mice - Foghorn Leghorn
dhsikxbwsidkdmnekdkdnb
You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
sketch317
nobody74
I like the "Snake mittens "
AdultLobstersDoNotSwim
CheesusChrisp
I'm using the third one, but I ain't saying penis.
IncorrectCommentMeme
Snakes make excellent mittens. The small ones make good gloves and condoms too.
Etheril
Because I cant tell the sarcasm or not... meaning mittens for snakes.
birencall
I'm not saying you're a slut.... ...... but the sperm bank would accept your spit.
kissmyash
What a whore
obsoleterubixcube
I want to use all these on the stupid twats who need a "safe space"
ThirstyCalifornian
Profesj
TIL chickens lay eggs out of their asses
TheDoctorAzAJ
Cloaca
TheDoctorAzAJ
Cloaca
boymothership
Your mom.
ridethefire73
Your face
AnnaDarko
Your dad, your whole family.
BlessMeWithSleep
Your grandma.
TheMuteDoge
Your great grandma.
KMonetRitch
Your face
BlessMeWithSleep
Your nose
TheMuteDoge
My eyes...
RealSlimeHours
Your life.
CunningLinguistdropbear4
Your fridge