Real Life Drunken Master

Sep 22, 2018 7:04 AM

jimChris

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Drunken dance performance.

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That carpet needs a shave

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That drunken fighter in Iron Fist season 1 was more interesting than Iron Fist.

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Is it weird I heppaned to watch that Rock Lee Drunken Master Naruto episode today.

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No, you are probably not even alone. Nothing about this makes you less special though!

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Firmware update required.

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now i want to watch the movie ....

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Have another drink buddy!

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Pffff. A true drunken master.

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Isn't that a mosque?

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That ass...

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I legit thought he was trying to climb stairs, until I actually looked

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Fun fact: One of the styles that Neo learns in Matrix is 'Drunken Boxing'.

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AKA me and That One Friend, clearing, er I mean dancing on, the goth club dance floor back when. Without the strength and skill.

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Bo Ri Cho win!

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Lei Wulong!

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Apparently I am just a drunken amateur. Sorry liver, but it's time to step it up.

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Damn. So fluid...

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Be water my friend

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be the leaf

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So much fluids.

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I hated that guy in Virtua Fighter.

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Yic*

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Dr Boskonovich in Tekken 3 was a right cunt, too.

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IKR? I used to just spam that forward roll kick with Jin to beat him.

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Jackie Chan and Jet Li's fight sequence in The Forbidden Kingdom, is one of my favorites of all time! JC and JL are so seamless it's (1\2)

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... Amazing, seeing them switch between styles and offence/defense!

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There's a theory that Jar Jar Binks was a drunken master sith Lord. https://youtu.be/ezcP-Ys_voY

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ACHOOO

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I love drunk Rock Lee

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Rock lee?

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What is the source for this? YouTube? Original title? Anyone know?

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Saw the carpet, immediately thought of this. Drunkfu guy is pretty cool too i guess

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There *must* be a machine that exists which could do this in 1/10 the time.

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I do this with my mouse pad from time-to-time.

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made me think of rock lee from that episode in naruto. was hilarious

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I do not own a pair of trousers with that much give and not look like a pair of baggies. Where to buy?

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You need skinnier legs...

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https://imgur.com/q6mCqUH

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Man it's been awhile since I've seen the Unique Hidden Gusset referenced

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Duluth trading, either firehose flex jeans or dry on the fly flex cargo pants .

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Dot?

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Golf pants

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Under armor makes a line of golf pants with great breath ability and stretch. The most comfortable work pants I’ve ever owned. But not

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All their lines are stretchy. YMMV for online shopping. Think the line I love is called Bent Grass.

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Chuck Norris action jeans https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/chuck-norris-action-jeans/

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Rock climbing pants (eg Prana) are really stretchy

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Target sells stretchy slacks. I wear them to work every day

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Good tailor possibly?? Fits like a glove and good stitching.

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Wrangler stretch or 5.11 Tactical

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Wrangler sells pants that are made of a really breathable, stretchy, water wicking material and they're unbelievably durable. $20 at Walmart

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Ive got a pair that has gotten hung up in rose thorns and barberry bushes tons of times and never pulled a thread.

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I climb cell towers and those are my go-to. Super flexible and comfy all day under a harness. Good for semiformal stuff too.

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Alberto's Ceramica line is made of some magical soft material that still looks formal but also keeps warm and cool

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Thanks for all the great tips. While I can't do the kung-fu bit I sure can do the falling down drunk bit. I'll check some of these pants out

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Kohl’s sells stretchy work pants I can throw a high kick in

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Check out stretch jeans at your local Kohl’s.

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Also lululemon has a bunch of pants that look like dress pants but are very comfortable

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Asia.

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Check out Lululemon’s ABC (anti-ball crushing) pants.

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Marks if you’re in Canada

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If you're looking for a cheap but really decent alternative, try the Levi's Denizens at Target. They're like 25 or 30 bucks.

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Check out the skochypstiks Ninjas. Originally for Parkour but I use them for everything movement related. Best pants I’ve had.

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Parkour pants? Well now I have to buy I need them

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Thanks will buy pants

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So you're buying underwear, what about the trousers?

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I own those pants! Fucking incredible! Sasa is the best!

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Haha yessir! He sure is! :D

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To that. I give you a dot

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I really like praNa and Duluth trading co (more like tough work pants but I love em for camping too)

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How good is Duluth really? I keep wanting to get a pair but it's hard for me to commit more than 20 bucks on pants

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Awesome. Also I think they have a "no bull " return policy, kind of no questions asked sort of thing

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Interesting

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Fuk yeah I wear firehose pants every day. I work an office job, but it's still nice having pants you only ha e to replace every 3-5 years.

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Do they have the cargo pockets? Surprised they pass as professional enough

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It's not a super professional setting. I do CAD for a mid sized biz. Most people wear tees/flannels. Also no cargo, but the pockets are huge

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Duluth Jean's any good?

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I've only got the cargo pants (firehose ballroom something something) and I love em. I have praNa jeans tho and they are great for 1/2

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Anything active as well - also just real comfortable and I wear em for casual fridays too :)

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Sit

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Which is the autocowreck version of ”dot.”

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For anyone interested: https://skochypstiks.com/product/ninjas/

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Dotto

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. Ninja pants lesgo

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Only size s available :(

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Aw shite sold out? :(

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Yup

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