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everybodyseverything
But did he ask for PEANUT m&m's???
TheyCallMeCaptain
Those look like peanut M&Ms. OP, I hope you discussed the severity of this insolent behavior with management.
ZXiphos
Looking for RepostStatistics...
RawriitzJay
WOODLANDS TEXAS???
cleopatches
In The Woodlands, eh? I approve.
thedonjohnson
I call shenanigans
ItSoundsLikeALotOfHoopla
This is so olddddd
somethingdark
I know, right? We saw this yesterday!
TheBlackxRanger
That wasnt you.
cuprohastes
Someone else posted this last year though.
hannahhatesthis
I had to book a block of rooms at the Woodlands for the TV show I work on. They cost maaaad $$$$.
XXANKERXX
I call FAKE
AlwaysInGray
Small things like that - being mindful to put the customer first, even when the requests are crazy - is what will keep people coming back.
PandiesINTENSIFIES
I too love pictures of bacon
chillmike
You better have left them some great reviews and generous tips!
isHavvy
This picture set *is* a great review. ;)
ThePotatoesareMashed
I remember the last time this was posted, but its still great.
iAmAdult
I need that picture over my fireplace.. If I had a fireplace to put it over
nightfox26
"Please place a fireplace, working or not, in my hotel room with a framed picture of bacon above it. Thank you!"
laulipop
Put it over a picture of a fireplace
RockstarAlchemist
Texas at its best
Entourage
Wait til you see what they put in your sheets
player1673
Is this hotel by any chance in The Woodlands, Texas?
jlewtheimguru
Yep!
LiterallyYourMom
Imagine 4 red M&Ms on the edge of a cliff...
zalan26
Why did i read racoon instead of bacon?
sadwaffle
Excellent question, my friend. As a veterinarian, I don't have the answer. Also, I'm not a veterinarian.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Why did I read read instead of read? Why is English so fucking overcomplicated? These are the questions that need answers.
Tyrannotron
I hope you tipped housekeeping extremely well for such amazing service.
AsAnInfidel2
Tip me; I upvoted this comment.
SirBaldrick
1) OP did not do this. 2) you just restated the title. Bravo bravo
IMissMoonMoon
Where I work it would have been reception that do this. But then, our tips get pooled and split accross the whole company anyway.
Rainalor
This was probably done by the concierge. Many places have money to spend on guests, to keep them happy. Still tip housekeeping tho!
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Imactuallysatanindisguise
You deserve many upvotes.
juanchits
Tip extremely or stop fucking with the hotel staff.
theletterk
As a housekeeper - Yes and +1 to you for awareness. :)
Dsharppe
Having worked in a hotel and seen how grateful the housekeepers are for any sort of tip, I always leave some just for them.
ArcaneM37
As a former hotel desk worker - tip them too. A single dollar can make someone's day. Desk workers almost never get tips.
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
almost all hotel rooms have stationery and envelopes. use one for housekeeping, then drop off front desk when c/o. (many yrs night audit)
ArcaneM37
I was night audit too. You do the job of a dozen people, but no one ever sees it.
johnson21
then go to the laundry room and just start handing out bills
Cowglands
As a FD agent this is the best thing you can do. Just give a ten to the desk and tell them it's for the laundry staff.
Maelchry
Someone's going to ask sooner or later, how do we know it's going to them and not the FD worker?
Cowglands
Well, that's a fair question. Give it to the Manager on Duty. Most FD would be so impressed and excited to pass it on to laundry...
dangittoheck
how/when do you tip them? like slide cash over when you check out?
ArcaneM37
If I've given directions on the phone, many tip when they arrive, and when I clean the lobby some people notice and tip. Others at checkout.
somenarrator
I want to know this.
Hammerhead777
Yeaaah, that's what I'm wondering too. What if they get offended? Do i just slip them a bill and wink? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ArcaneM37
If they're offended or told not to accept tips, just take your money back and give them a hearty thank you instead.
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
Wink suggestively, just to be sure
Ivaer
I never thought of this; are desk workers tip-oriented employees?
ThePatchyBeard
Depends, some front desk workers just do check-in & check-out. At smaller places they are front desk/concierge/bell hop. Those are tipped.
Dsharppe
Short answer, no. If you never leave the desk, you are unlikely to get tipped. It's more for the valets, bell boys etc.
Ivaer
That's what I'd thought, so I was somewhat confused by the comment. I understand the principle, but tip-based employees earn differently.
ArcaneM37
It does depend on your hotel. In a smaller hotel the desk clerk does the job of 6 people - so does the night clerk.
TheBoomKing
Why would i tip the person that just sits behind the counter? I would like tips too but i never get any
IbukiOnTheScene
You only have to tip if hamburger music starts playing in the background
ArcaneM37
If that's all they're doing, then don't. But if you see them walking the halls as security and mopping the lobby and delivering extra 1/2
ArcaneM37
2/2 pillows, then you know their job is more than just the desk. You tip housekeeping - why not tip the one who cleans everything else?
GrowlingCat
I think this is usually the reception that takes care of this stuff
TheDamDog
(It's a repost)
solosysygy
If you're happy with their service, include information about the hotel so they can benefit from the publicity.
Blastergv9
This has been reposted so many times that the hotel, statistically speaking, has probably burned down since the actual event occurred
marcspreciouslittlelife
Current hotel employee here. In addition to this, good reviews on Trip Advisor, Yelp, and the like mean a lot too.
ChristinaKingBurns
The Woodlands Tx Convention Center and Resort.... (is there a way to get to the pool with out being a member of the country club?)
RockYoWorld
Except then they'd get so many ridiculous requests ALL THE TIME...
SickRolis
Plot twist: OP put all that stuff there himself
Tippey764
More like, what obviously happened
OrionsBell
The Woodlands! +1
WingKongTradingCo13
Hell yeah. We are even in the urban dictionary. That shit made me laugh!! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+woodlands
altarosh
What? The one all the rich Fables live at?
OrionsBell
I'm assuming
OrionsBell
But i'm not a snob so...
HauntedSpit
Houston, Texas?
wantanyunusedusername
I'm I the only one that though there'd be a picture of Kevin Bacon on the night table.
00tj
They missed one of the greatest opportunities to frame a picture of Kevin Bacon I have seen.
VincentPrawira
Pewdiepie already did that lol
madwriter29
Was thinking same but was thinking Sir Francis Bacon. Then thinking France is bacon.
TheRuxinLooksLikeAMiddleAgedLesbians
I keep trying, but I can't seem to stop laughing at this
DirtyHobo
The Woodlands, TX ....that's my town!!!!!!!!
WingKongTradingCo13
And mine!
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violetmuerte
Me as well.
DeadThingsMikeyDEADTHINGS
Mine too! We should have a get together.
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
These people are amazing! This idea is amazing! I live in hotels everyday and have found a new hobby! SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!!!
NotAnAligator
Maybe you should buy a house and settle?...
Kpizza96
Ask that they break into song and dance at check in
SnugglesaurusRex
Yup. Another hotel employee. OP is good. Most people in hotels do what we do because we enjoy helping people.
CableAHVB
Ask for a framed picture of Alfonso Ribeiro
superspicychillipepper
M&M's sorted by color with the same amount of each M&M's in each pile, a picture of a kitten with quotes "hang in there" framed nicely.
RadioRat
buttplug. Largest they can find or order. Preferably in hot pink.
batosai33
Half a grape on the bathroom counter.
notalexx
One halved grape, placed in the microwave.
Rainalor
No cum on the sheets. Or is that asking too much?
younotbigshit
More cum on the sheets?
hahathatisfunny
yes
xomatteo
Cum on, now
AUsernameNotTaken
A framed picture of Nicolas Cage placed directly in the sink.
TraitorousTrump3
How do you not go with toilet?
AUsernameNotTaken
Because Cage deserves better than that.
xkr73
It's actually kinda sensible, ensures your room has actually been prepared for you. Similar to musician's odd contractual requests
compoundblue
OOH...I really wanna know what this is about too!
xkr73
It's to ensure that contracts are being read properly. 4 blue M&M's and 1 red one? That's literally just to ensure that someone's read it.
compoundblue
Ahh I see. I thought there was something particular about the way musicians work, but I guess it's a practice that can be used in any field
scruffynerdherder
googly. eyes.
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
EVERYWHERE
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
A cast iron dildo.
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
took my idea.
TraitorousTrump3
Ain't nobody got time to cast that.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Anything made of cast iron is a dildo...
TheArtfulReposter
it is with that attitude!
FatalIll
Too far
CuntCuntCunts
Not far enough.
sexfart
request the finest whore from the local brothel. sorry I just started game of thrones
EverInquisitive
So glad im not alone!
kingrex1997
Three red M&Ms and a picture of bacon on the bed.
twostepsfromlost
Fill the bathtub with easy cheese and put a nude of Burt Reynolds next to it.
APenguinWithAGun
let's create a subreddit about this!
dkmuaid
Glasses and a mustache pre-drawn on the mirror
Jennyfromthedock
Yes this... But tell them how tall you are and see if they get it at the right height.
GismoDan01
A thong made from vulcanised rubber. To be placed in the drawer furthest to the right. (Steve Coogan fans will get it)
FaxCelestis
Escort hired and added to the room tab, ready and waiting upon your arrival with a box of rubber gloves and a grapefruit.
theeleven
A picture of a rubber ducky
DoingMyKanyeBest
A framed picture of the insulting frenchman from monty python above the bed, and a banana with a condom on in the fridge.
sgtgetrekt
Blacklight bulbs and a disco ball.
Cessepool
The 3 starter pokémon in individual frames with colored skittles around them. Or deadpool
Duendes
The still beating heart of Jeff Gordon
ionthrust
A cat covered in peanut butter
AskingHyena
five nails on top of the coffee machine and and a drop of red food dye dropped at each corner of the sink.
stevetehpirate
Having worked in hotels, it's people like you that make our lives that much better.
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
I consider this a lot and try to be "that cool guy that placed the staff first instead of himself"
stevetehpirate
As I was the one guy who was sent away from my regular duties to do random shit like this. I can safely say I enjoyed it.
ZOMGNO
Really? We don't make it worse by having strange demands? I always try to be extra unobtrusive in hotels.
UncleVenoM
Yea it walks a line between funny and douchy..
ZOMGNO
True. Only slightly silly...
stevetehpirate
Boredom is more pervasive than you might think.
ZOMGNO
That's a good point. Light-hearted silliness, but not difficult demants then.
ZOMGNO
*demands
buzzingbee
a flashlight and extra batteries
LogicalByDesign
I defiantly read that as FleshLight and questioned the need for batteries. haha
imchrisholloway
Suggestion. Don't fuck with the hotel staff.
spikytortoise
A watermelon carved with a picture of a swan
wahshujah
A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
LeadByBadExample
Yes! This! I hope to see this one day.
ManLegit
*without hesitation" "Here ya go!"
rankdank69
Please remind me what this was from too stoned but very curious
danidanig
The simpsons
HelpfulCorn
Number 9
teratrain
*belch*
Khanecz
That's terror
teratrain
old men, running the world.
Khanecz
I knew someone would catch on
StillNotYouTube
Why do you live in hotels?
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
I am traveling in Asia, saved up money for several years and living life as a free man as much as possible (europe money is worth more here)
MerlinMan73
A list of someone's favorite Pokemon team in singles.
StillChasingFireflies
Make your own hotel.... with blackjack... and hookers
ProbablyBex
You do realise we will need pictures of all these suggestions
remembergoliad
All light bulbs in the room replaced with blacklight bulbs.
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
I have taken this list under consideration and will be attempting some at my next bookings. Thank you fellow brainstormers! Upvotes+LOVE4all
UncleVenoM
Yea I work in hotels every day and I suggest you don't do this. They have plenty else to worry about.
fizix00
A decice that periodically emits sinister laughter hidden in the closet
ingarf
Dont do this. Housekeeping has way too much to do already.
sangheraj
A baby fetus
ferryp
Some handfuls of candy and an under age Filipino in handcuffs.
pshahani
a cat and a laser pointer
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
I have great hope for this one!
pshahani
hahaha let us know if this actually happens! :D
Intrusting
two naked whores,
HooRoo2U
Only if you're prepared to tip for the extra work that you intend throwing their way.
tommyboo
A bottle of sparkling water that has been opened sufficiently long that it is no longer sparkling.
marylanddd
you live in hotels?
Fryphax
A lot of us do. I imagine he travels for work and is rarely home.
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
Or I'm just a douche traveling asia for the past 10 months
Fryphax
So remove for work and it's entirely accurate. You must be a douche with that attitude.
Winterous
A jack-o-lantern!
idrinkcheapbeer
An inexpensive illegal immigrant hooker.
anticippointment
Why do you live in hotels everyday, hmmmmm?
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
Suspicious reasons only. Why do you sleep in a house everyday?
FluffyBluorangeMeadowsYouKnowWhatIMean
Why do you live in a house everyday? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm back at ya!
anticippointment
I live in a crack den that's more like a warehouse than an actual house... my life
anticippointment
I live in a crack den thats more like a warehouse than an actual house... my life
kittiesntitties
A helmet full of cottage cheese.
Wesugi
a dead hooker on the floor
dedodi
Reminds me of room 309 from "Four Rooms".
pencilv3ster
It has to be plausible things that they can arrange in a few days before your visit. Unless you book it weeks in advance.