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Ayzay
Fuck. Now I feel lonely.
PrettyBlondeGirlWithAnAssThatWontQuit
Is anyone else sick of these "things I send my SO" dumps? No, just me? I'll see myself out.
CaptinLazerNipples
This makes me sad because I'm a single Pringle but it makes me happy others are lucky enough to get this kind of love ❤️
audioknob
Hello darkness, my old friend.
ICantEvenThinkOfAName
CynicalDeino
valkyrie117
Does the first image bother anyone else!? The plugin and the plug wouldn't line up based on the first picture...
Aarghzombies
chlara
You're*
EzDownvotesJustAttackOP
Beat me by 7 seconds. hmph xD
chlara
Laughs - at least we’re on the same team. xD
LukeSkywalkerismyHero
This made me think of all the little things I miss about her. And of course those things are what I hated the most when we were together.
ImFunAtGrammarParties
If it's any comfort, you'd probably hate them again.
buttfullofluckycharms
Just broke up with my emotionally abusive, mentally challenged boyfriend of three years. All I can say is, fuck this shit.
dannyboy1339
Good on you!!
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
meloncanister
Forest Gump isn't all that bad
insayshabohle
Sorry friend, I hope you find real love.
WhatACleverUsername
You go girl. I was in that situation for 3 years too. 1 year after healing, I met my now fiancé, and we have been together 2 years! Heal 1/2
WhatACleverUsername
yourself, and good things will follow! I promise! <3 2/2
ImFunAtGrammarParties
Agreed, but I also feel like I'd need a SO to help me heal. Like emotionally I'm just going to rot away by myself.
Kattsune
Did that, then found a keeper. Didn't feel the same way about me months later. I get it, but fuck this shit I'm out.
JustFeedMePieDammit
Any time I get attached to someone I remind myself how every previous romance of mine ended before, that seems to do the trick.
poussey
And as someone without a SO because they turned out to be a cheating bitch
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Yo! Been there! I know how yuh feel!
PumpUpMyClam
The first month of dating is just me saying to some dude, "How do you not know this meme?" followed by me being single again.
BananaSparkleParty
This guy I saw told me to put Imgur away before bedtime. Dealbreaker.
Flyndaran
My GF is always worried about viruses... because of this site. So damn many glitches, pop-ups, and malware.
insayshabohle
I think memes are an important part of a relationship.
CoyoteTraveller
Your dates https://imgur.com/tmfFRKE
GabuEx
#6 is just silly. Of course there's a reason why you love someone. Otherwise, why would you? Pretending otherwise is asking for trouble.
hereforcake
I don't think I've ever been with someone that didn't want a specific list as to why I loved them and it sorta cheapened it.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Honestly, I thinks it's pretty bad. If you like someone for no reason, you can just as easily start disliking them for no reason.
SaintMaceToTheFace
I don't have one reason. I can't put in to words. I love her because she is who she is
PropheticShadeZ
but the reason that you love someone, is sometimes indescribable, sure you can use words, but they dont give your feelings justice
boopbeepimathc
I agree, but it's not meant to be logical. Just sweet. Let hippies be hippies.
Flyndaran
I'm sorry you've never loved. As long as 1% of my life mate exists, I will love her. Anyone that doesn't feel the same is infatuated.
GabuEx
I'm happily married, FYI.
TayElectronica
As someone who is struggling trying to find someone special, I didn't need this :/
Ductapefordaysss
They will find you or you will find them, randomly, never give up, enjoy life :)
TayElectronica
Haha we'll see
TheHappyMonster
I believe #1 is referred to as "sex".
FreshWater13
Not really. Sex makes you more tired afterward, doesn't normally recharge you.
Somnophobe
I was gonna say.. the plug and outlet are a bit further down.
BowtieAskew
Not to mention he's sucking the energy out of her. Rude.
ABillionDucks
Usually, it's the other way around.
OccasionalManatee
Yeah, the one-way energy exchange and blatant sex analogy isn't really doing that one any favors as a "cute" thing to share.
astraecat
I think you're over-analyzing it... Drawn in the guy's perspective it could simply mean "You are what keeps me going."
OccasionalManatee
It's true, I am, and you're almost certainly right, but I also don't think it was well executed on the whole.
UnabashedBasement
It's a titty fuck. Literally
Palmtree64
I love the little "Love Is..." cartoons <3 They are adorable and make me smile :3
Chavestvaldt
I'm single but still find shit like this cute as hell, +1
gemmarose12
#25 if someone text me when I was asleep I wouldn't wake up &be happy with the message, I'd be cross because it woke me up
reiuyi
I enjoy being single. The freedom to do whatever I want wins it for me.
prettylittlebox
Newly single.. I now understand why people hate these :(
alsoAzrael
Single, not newly. Still hate these. They're cute, but I hate them anyway.
PropheticShadeZ
hey :D joining the club? it sucks, try and keep a routine and keep talking to people, these will help in time
Ductapefordaysss
I am deeply sorry, things will of course get better. :)
BurritoParty
Or not...but the opportunity for happiness is why you should still try.
TechnicalDrift
You're not being optimistic, you're being delusional. Not everyone is meant to be in a relationship and soulmates are a lie.
ScurrilousScalawag
Not everyone is meant to be in a relationship at every conceivable moment of their lives, sure. You say it like you're damned from birth.
BAKETATO
Ive been in that mentality before and it sucks ass. Might as well mention almost got me killed. It really will get better if you allow it.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
@OP said "Things will get better," not "you will find the one."
TetsuoooKanedaaaTetsuoooKanedaaa
*you're, good grammar is a turn-on for a lot of people
ElevenThirty
#5 Gives too much hope
TheJazzGhost
I'm in a relationship and most of these make me want to barf.
Flyndaran
Me too... yet many of them are true AF.
PrettyBlondeGirlWithAnAssThatWontQuit
Yes! Thank you.
ImFunAtGrammarParties
Username relevance pending...
Rogu3s
Some of these are cringe af.
WellThatsRetarded
To #1 : Is invalid because the plugs on their shirts would never line up during a hug. Depression is imminent.
DukeDarkwood
It's an off-center hug in the picture.
iwaswasdoingfinelurking
Nah.....they will you need to hug in the right way.......contacting your hearts
EducatedCohort
came directly to comments after #1 to find this. First thing I thought of was a quite unusual hug!
samsonguy920
Unusual hugs are good hugs
EducatedCohort
possibly
robmdun
The male and female electrical connections in the first comic are on the same sides of their chests. When they hug it would have to b offset
BigBuckeyeDaddy
For those of you lamenting being single- at the risk of sounding trite, it happens when you're not looking for it/have given up. Keep faith
TheRealMikeyRamone
I've more or less given up and I'm still single.
TheRealCaveJohnson
Same. Except more more, and less less.
RottenKitten
BTW, there is somebody in love with you. Always. The thing is that a lot of you didn't noticed already. Or you know and don't care.
CoyoteTraveller
I got married to someone I met off OKCupid. Looking isn't a bad thing.
LaughingCoast
Not true. I haven't given up, I just keep getting rejected. 23 years and I've never even been on a date. Sometimes life just isn't nice.
MyName4Wine
36 y/o and loved only 1 woman through internet for about 3 years. Looking at images and comments on this site make me realize time 4 change
Flyndaran
I met the love of my life at 24 in '98, losing my "virginity" to her, and we're still together. Meet lots of people and/or have luck.
FloppyFingers
This is not always true. Some will be forever alone. Sometimes what we want is not what we need or what we need is not what we want.
Ibelieveintheupvotefairy
I admire your perspective
BitterTea23
Well to be fair, me 'not looking' was also me not meeting new people, so yeah maybe, but you do have to leave your home :D
RosiePosiePuddinNPie
I got out of a terrible relationship, decided to just be single for a while, just do me, no pressure. Met my now fiancee 3 weeks later.
OldIronsides
Well, had a long reply here, but mobile attached it to the wrong comment somehow. To sum up: bad relationship, lack of communication. (1/2)
OldIronsides
Will do better next time. (2/2)
sillybananas
how do you meet someone without trying?
Kattsune
I think we have different definitions of trying. Seriously if you don't go outside you aren't going to meet anyone.
Kattsune
For any reason. Relationship or not.
OldIronsides
She would shut down, hang up and not talk if she got upset, then text me insults. I didn't stand up for myself or tell her how I felt.
CoffeeIsTasty
Bro what happened? Where's the rest of the comment? U OK?!
OldIronsides
Sorry mobile was not my friend. Well, finally got sick of being walked over. Might have been able to salvage the relationship if I had wante
OldIronsides
Letting everything slide.
OldIronsides
D to, but I was so over it by that time. I realize now how much stress was coming from that relationship. So much happier on my own
OldIronsides
It wasn't a heartbreaking breakup, in fact it was a relief. Here's hoping next time I choose better and stand up for myself rather than...
CoffeeIsTasty
Hey, I hope that the someone you'd find won't be a manipulative Bitch and will actually value you for who you are.
ImTheWalrus
Easy to say on the other side. Putting so much energy into getting hurt gets old, at this point I can only accept that I'm undesirable.
PropheticShadeZ
or dont keep faith? just accept that it will happen sometime other than now and have fun
elhierrodelfuego
I gave up on love and even told my parents that I was going to die alone - met the love of my life three months later. Do not compromise!
0ppai
Was super lonely for about 5 years. Found someone when I wasn't intentionally looking, but was still interested in dating.
LlamaLlamaQuack
Agree 100% I gave up on relationships and out of nowhere he showed up. Still going +7years strong
Neijya
Being single means not being with the wrong person. The right person is worth waiting for.
ihatepenguins2
If that was true dating sites would have no customers
iilloovveeiimmgguurr
This is absolutely true! Was single for 3 years, looking for the "one" then a month after giving up, My best friend & I starting dating 1/2
iilloovveeiimmgguurr
2/2.. now we are engaged .. with a 2.5 year old and 4 month old girls.
YodasLeftEar
we must live in very different universes
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Took 25 years but I bumped into him when we were both catching an Arcanine. I never settled for someone subpar and it payed off big time.
Hillman44
This makes me wish people still played pokemongo :/
ZaeMillion
EXACTLY THIS. Don't ever fucking "settle". Ever. Hold out for the one worth your all even if it takes a lifetime, settling isn't worth it.
ZaeMillion
2/2 Better to die alone, then to die in the arms of the wrong person.
CoffeeIsTasty
so, not that long ago? Congratulations still in order?
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
My best advice is to stay available for "the one". You'll miss him/her if you're wasting time on an asshole because you're lonely.
CoffeeIsTasty
I won't the available for someone i might never meet, but agree that you shouldn't stay w/ an asshole cause you're lonely.
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
If you're busy with someone you don't truly care about, you won't be out catching Pokémon at 11pm & you could miss it is what I mean :)
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
July. I walked back to my friends like "I caught a Squirtle, an Arcanine, and that cuties number hollaaaaaa" and now we're in love.
CoffeeIsTasty
Congratulations then! Then only thing PoGo got me is a 10 dollar bill for buying pokeballs to play some stupid contest I almost won.
Flyndaran
I'm happy for you, but you still don't know each other. I don't count it as love until at least five years together.
OldIronsides
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
An opinion I wholeheartedly agreed with until it happened to me. Hit me like a truck and I'd never been in love before in my whole life.
sillybananas
how?
SomeCrazyNerd
I'm hoping it happens when I go looking for it though so I can get it sooner.
FlightRisk3154
Nope, no looking over here. i'm just not looking for anything right here. *10 seconds later* well shucks, that didn't work.
Boviner
Hope so..
BlibberingHumdinger
Amen!
Comet260
I had an LDR with someone who, for a time, was the love of my life. Then things went to hell after 3 years. Never once met her in person.
Comet260
I will never do another LDR. Never.
heatmaster28
The longing hurts, and yet, I can't stop
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
TheInvasionPlan
Not if your favorite butt is noticing the same nice butts with you. Those relationships DO exist. I'm in one.
psych0bunneh
The issue I see is that it's only the favorite butt because of the permission to touch it. What happens if someone else grants permission?
vipe650r
Noticing is never wrong. Beautiful women, even handsome men grab notice, but then I move on. Seeking or dwelling on is where problems arise.
AdelaideDetroit
Noticing butts together is the best <3 then you go home and touch each other's butts.
BlibberingHumdinger
I disagree. My SO and I enjoy checking out butts and boobs and faces of the visually appealing kind. But we like to touch each others butt.
mynameissamantha
I had a bf who actually turned his whole body to check out another butt while I was present. Just don't be super obvious about it.
Solkanarmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VntVac0iWUg
Kittennipplesrevenge1
*had*
RogueEwok
I like to point out nice butts to my wife, and she tells me whether she agrees. But her butt is always my favorite, and she damn well knows.
PantsAreTooMuchWork
Nah I don't mind him being obvious, he just has to point it out and let me admire it too. Women are beautiful, men are beautiful. All good.
Launtrec
I have a friend like that. We'll be talking when we go hang out and he will drop mid-conversation to stare at some girl that walks by.
Flyndaran
I knew someone like that. He could not understand how it was possible for a hetero guy like me to not cartoon ogle with eyes falling out.
OldIronsides
I'm imagining him saying DAYUUUUUMMMMM!!! As he's turning.
ImFunAtGrammarParties
Okay, now you had me imagining a black guy sitting in a car, holding his clenched fist high while singing "Dayum, DAYUM, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!"
AlienC123
Dayum now I need that burger
TheGayPenguin
Nah, just be open about it. "That's a nice butt over there but I'm gonna ravage your butt later."
wrecklaw
I appreciate this much more than them pretending to not notice any other person's butt ever besides mine.
Ishckibblem
Would appreciate this as a butt owner.
trailwanding
Yup...this wins over attempting to be subtle. We butts aren't dumb, we know + we also like to hear we our butts rock your world...
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TheGayPenguin
I hope you find someone who shares that sentiment. My relationships always involve us admiring other butts (among other things) together.
anonymousninja69
Let's just all agree that all relationships are different. My boyfriend and I dont check out other people. But thats just our style.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Same here. I notice but "checking out" someone while you are in a Relationship imo is rude
anonymousninja69
Same
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
My favorite butt actually knows this is a 'guy thing' & is downright cool with me looking at other butts, hence it's still my favorite butt
Flyndaran
No it fucking isn't a "guy thing". It may be your thing and you're a guy, but it is NOT innate to men in general.
DeguInACage
Unless you can mutually agree that another butt is nice, and how much fun that butt might be, then go back to staring at each other's.
Sheprador
No prob with my ex noticing butts. It was when he would notice or talk about them while completely ignoring mine that it became a problem.
BaronVonYumYum
There is nothing wrong with reading the menu, but placing an order? Different story.
zeshoopuf
Not if your favourite butt is not a total ass. Admiring other butts should be fine.
GenuineHappiness
Well by definition...
MyOtherComputerisaLettuce
I point out butts to my favourite butt ;3
GenuineHappiness
COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF! YOU WIN, SIR.
aloneinacrowdedroom
Not always. I am often quicker to point out a nice but then the mister. We both look lol. But mines still his fave haha.
CoyoteTraveller
Point out other nice butts to your favorite butt so you can both notice them together.
CatsAreOurGods
your dump made me and probably dozens of other people sad, but I'm favoriting it in the hope I'll one day not be single anymore.
allofthebooks
It made me sad too but I'm not single
dumpsterjuicee
AlwaysUpvoteCatpics
I agree, forever alone.
gunmetalmario
Same here
Biocide669
Or those of us not doing so well in our relationships.
Flashys
Just like as 404th user. Reminded me of: 404, girlfriend not foudn.
ThatComputerDude
Words... Right. Out. Of. My. Head.
ScienceDisneyandBunnys
Same
rebelsoapscum
There should be a singles get together for imgurians. Like, one in every major city of every state. Yeah? Yeah.
Sogeking
LittleAnnieAdderall
Same :'(
TheUsernameFieldMustBeLessThan63CharactersLong
Same.
LEEEERROYYYYmmmJENKINSSS
*siiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhh*
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Oh that's so sad. As a single man, I'm telling you to go and live life and maybe you'll find someone special. But be awesome in the meantime
Drigg
Yes. As a professional single guy-enjoy yourself. Then maybe someone else will too, or maybe you'll just continue to like yourself at least.
YogSoth0th
You're better off single. People are asshats and in the end they'll just fuck you over for their own benefit
TheDancingNinja
Don't let one or a few bad experiences cloud your judgment :/ I'm sorry for what you've gone through. But most people are inherently good.
LittleAnnieAdderall
I feel ya man. I feel ya
Zarthen
Rough breakup?
YogSoth0th
No. Never had a girlfriend. I've just had "friends" and I've seen a number of relationships fail.
YogSoth0th
Two divorces for example.
ratchethatchet
People jump into marriages too quickly these days since divorce is no longer taboo. Those "friends" just made bad decisions RE relationships
JupiterJedi
At least we don't have to deal w someone smacking us in the face, haha. Am I right? I'm lonely #14
madcore
Being singles is hard. Being alone is pure pain
dumpsterjuicee
betterunsaid
your comment made me smile....I'm hoping for the same!
Hakosukaz
Smile cuz it's cute and funny. Then cry cuz single.
WarJesus420
Enjoy being single bud. You'll be surprised how much you'll miss the freedom. It's a time to make yourself the best you can and do anything.
joanofarcane
Single, but I have a pizza in my fridge so not sad at least, nope just kidding still sad. Sad with pizza.
fantastikmrfox
Phaseronfry1
There are dozens of us, dozens!!
MoaConstrictor
Well, long as it's an even number so we can pair off down the line when the desperation grows.
dennnnnis
Focus on yourself, like building your career your skills. Someone will come along. Same here, single too! Let's be sad together, it's okay:)
CheeseCakePancakes
Now I'm sad
CheeseCakePancakes
But I still very much appreciated this post
ajohn7211
What they said ^
nylonair
Ditto
marriageisdumb
Let me loooove you
PropheticShadeZ
dw when it happens it will be something so much more special than almost any other thing in the world, the first is the best and worst
CatsAreOurGods
I find it interesting that everyone is assuming I've never had a relationship before :-/ I just happen to have been single for a while...
PropheticShadeZ
well im shooting it out to all those guys that are nervous bout their first gf, and i think the wording of "hope ill one day not be single"
CatsAreOurGods
odd how something can be meant one way but interpreted in a completely different way
PropheticShadeZ
well cats are our gods, and they make no god damm sense either
halcyonnights
don't be sad. sad is das backwards. and das no good
AdvonKoulthar
The Dases are great! Screw you!
GeneralBullshit
Was about to say day means something in German, but the guy already said it
Mistletine
The love of my life always said that. I just wish I was the love of his life...
krimeariver41
@catsareourgods with that username you might stay single
CatsAreOurGods
@korrected44 with that username I'm going to correct you by telling you you're wrong
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
same
RandomGliscor
exactly my thoughts :(
Showmeyourotters
I'm sad but in a warm way, because these things make me think of someone that makes my heart smile c: Even if he's not mine yet.
fdtudkfjdhkfd
The person I love died in February before I could tell him I wanted to marry him and I can't imagine ever wanting anybody else, ever. Never.
Sylumm
I wasn't ready to cry tonight but I made the mistake of reading your bio
fdtudkfjdhkfd
My bad
Sylumm
Don't worry about, you've gone through a lot
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Yeah, we're all bound to. Not all of us whine to a computer about it so my bad
thatsagooddog
Gah I'm so sorry. love and hugs to you
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Thanks
tacos9000
Yea man tell it like it is
imjustkitten
*squish*
GeneralBullshit
Let me know when you're not single anymore. I'll buy you a cupcake to celebrate
Amigo500
i am usually getting sad too and pessimistic, but its like a bad habit.. so not this time: upvote and hope for a not single future
3654798521
Not to mention those of us who are newly single....
BlazeX67
Fuck me :/
3654798521
OwlEyes89
3654798521
Thanks :)...
urielrocks5676
I'm just a month over, yet I still find the memories she left especially since her family took me to my first camping trip, I have to repay
Sheprador
Yep. This is not okay.
iluvmykats
Samsies
3654798521
Eichimaru
That sucks, wanna talk about it?
iluvmykats
But of course there's still grieving for the loss of the romantic aspect of our relationship
iluvmykats
Thanks. I'll be alright. He and I have been through so much together that we're navigating how to still be close friends.
Eichimaru
Yeah, I hear you. I've been there, it's really difficult. I couldn't do it.
BlazeX67
I am in the same page. I see these and think about how crushed I am, getting dumped. But I keep them, one day I'll use them, one day
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Fuckin don't even do it, once you do they just die and that's like, a lot worse than a long lonely life if I have anything to say about it
underratedcommentz
Me too bro
urielrocks5676
WE ARE ALL SINGLE PRINGLES FOREVER!
NurseryRhymeNightmares
I'm single too, but refuse to let that make me sad. Enjoy your life and someone will come!
OldIronsides
Heh heh... come... yes, I know, very mature...
NurseryRhymeNightmares
All of us have an inner 12 year old monolog sometimes I suppose.
pippen1001
Yup so sad =p but i do wish for other people's happiness, it's just not meant for me
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
Have sex 2 or 9 times. There is no in between
FlyingButtPliers
Two for me, nine for her. Depends who's counting.
HairytheSheep
Do people really do this? After im done i need most of the day before i can go again
Lemongtt57
yes definitely (can speak from experience)
Canisiel
2 times is actually the healthy limit for most young males under thirty.
Flyndaran
It's highly variable and innate not generally psychological or something that can be trained.
SaintMaceToTheFace
I have done 5. And it took me days to recover
SaintMaceToTheFace
This was over a night not in a row FYI
Epistolizer
Yes there is; her legs.
Condormanlives
(2V9)^~2->9
WoodworkingIsLife
I've been married so long that the only time I want it twice is before I've had it once.
weallservetheoldone
Funny how that works.
Manbob456
You can always go higher
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
The instructions were ~Very~ clear.
Manbob456
Well is it 9 positions or 9 sessions? Because you can do 3 sessions with 9 positions in total quite easily. So the clarity is not 100%
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
Doesn't matter if you're single! *cries*
Manbob456
Oh...this is true....sorry mate..... *awkwardly edges away*. In all serious though keep your options open I met my gf down the hall from me
sneef
What about the " you don't need a reason, I like you because you are you" THAT IS A FUCKING REASON RIGHT THERE.
SaintMaceToTheFace
My gf asks why I love her and I tell her I love you because you are you. There is no ONE thing that made me fall in love.
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
It's funny, cos that's exactly like my relationship with pizza. And my bed. And memes....huh..neat
princeslayer
Have two 9 minute sessions or nine 2 minute sessions.
smj2893
Two minutes? I'm not cut out for that amount of romance.
DuckTapeAl
Personally, I got for three minutes of ecstacy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UygoPVr7Aok
kansahoma
This reminds me of my friend's beer rule: Must drink either 3, 5 or 10 beers. No in between numbers.
muisverriet
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
skydivingbigfoot
A sith in the sheets, maybe. Force choking could be a kink
TheEternali333
Do or do not. There is no try. Jedi annoy me.
mynameisbarryallenandiamthefastestmanalive
Which in itself is a statement of absolution. Making him a Sith. Weird, huh?
aldoheny
CoffeeIsTasty
Wait, does that also mean that a sith would never use a quantum computer?
Flyndaran
No that would be if only Sith ONLY dealt in absolutes. It's like saying that only Sith lie, but it wouldn't mean they always lie.
CoffeeIsTasty
Shit, you're right!