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Wallet fell out of my pocket while biking. Turned around to watch it get ran over by a garbage truck...
Popped the condom right out of the wrapper. License is covered in lube.
HarvesterOfFeti
Ha, if you don't need more than one your doing it wrong.
lama00
Hey, try not to keep a condom in your wallet. It kind of fucks it up before you get to fuck with it.
southrndude
I call bullshit, u got one of those chains on it. Ur grasping for recognition of the magnum rubber u'll never use on ur little peepee.
Talktapus
So is mine... But for different reasons.
BeenthereDonesome
Condoms in your wallet. . . That's a bad idea.
doesbloodyanything
so ive heard, but its better than none i pressume?
Actualdeadpool
Yes.
SexSponge
Well realistically that's the most used that condom was ever going to see....
Actualdeadpool
Ha!
SexSponge
*use Oh well too late to change it now... There really needs to be an edit button.
hannahmfg25
Or next time you make a mistake you cut a finger off - that will teach you
sfprankster
Question is: How many years have you been carrying the same condom?
woodjoiner
The high temp and friction will ruin the condom and increase the chances of it breaking.
overcazt
Ya, any believing this need to look into 'bottom land' with 'bridge access'
ITDoctor
"Magnum" condoms. You know, you can fit any standard condom over a 2 liter bottle of pop? Magnum is just marketing.
Seasofcheese83
"Hey baby, oh I forgot about that, you weren't supposed to see that. Yeah I wear magnums. since sixth grade, the others just wouldn't fit"
SpangledGaffer
lol keeping a condom visible like that.
ThePhDJ
Yep, had a Magnum in my wallet. I mean, I use it as a glove but still.... Had it in my wallet
ItsCandleJack
Chances are good the condom was almost 10 years old so, he did you a favor.
iDreamaboutthosedemonfishies
Kerrisimo
Asked to license, "was it good for you?" -condom
skwotingdog
It was probably a size to large anyway.
CowonS9
Send me dick pics.
RustledTacos
Quit showing off bro