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Jun 14, 2017 9:35 PM
BrightsideUp
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ceisea
Flushed my first pair of glasses down the toilet when I was a toddler.
bunnyrut
sockie go down the hooooole
bronayne
You can't just say "sound logic, questionable execution". She flushed the socks just fine, that was execution, the error was in her logic.
TheFolkman
jonnynotsoslick
As long as they don't flush their shoes.
highwindwarning
If that's so, my neighbor, Janine, should be flushed too.
REDRUmALLIk
SuperHir0
This is why it's typically better not to sugarcoat things with "nicer" or more "polite" wordings. Stick to the facts. Toilets are for poop.
commentsivehadafew
Maybe shouldn't have told her the goldfish was dirty
DormantGolem
Dead things are dirty, I'm lookin at you grandma!
insanemaestro
When I was a kid I thought my last name was Stop That!
sweetands0ur
There is a funny bill Cosby skit like this where his dad yells at him "damn it, get in here" and he says "but daaaad, I'm Jesus christ..."
baconhappenis
Until she was four, my aunt thought her name was Mandy No No
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Sounds like you livened life right up.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
"S. Baldrick" "And what does the S stand for?" "I don't know." "You don't?" "It might be Sod Off. When I was young, I would say to the 1/2
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
other children 'Hello, my name's Baldrick!' and they'd say 'Yes, we know. Sod off, Baldrick' ".
insanemaestro
I have a cunning plan!
happenedtomeonce
When I was a kid I was younger
jo3s
As a former child, I know what you mean
ThomasBaird
show me a picture of when you were older. id say "whered you get that camera at?"
BurtMacklinYouSOB
Underrated. +1
Himalayiantortoise
I haven't slept for 10 days. Because that would be way to long
iChangeMyNameToBeRelevant
I was born at a very young age
IHateSupernatural
Hahahah+1hahahahahah
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
I was born a middle aged black woman.