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BeerBatteredandBold
VivienVoillot
I am French and I can't posibly read that title correctly to anyone, even with a gun pointed at me.
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
Treblaine
The only way his treatment has been "unfair" is unfair to his benefit, he has been given passes and excuse more than any other.
Degarafarat
To the complaining businessman: Elect a clown, expect a circus.
AmaIthea
No show without Punch.
DespiteAllHisRageIStillLoveNicolasCage
That was beautiful
BecauseImSparklesBitch
Gabby Giffords
Quest814
I might not remember my history correctly, but didn't JFK and Lincoln have their brains blown out? Of course I guess Trumpster has no brain
whatthepoint
Remember when JFK was impeached with a bullet.
squintish
And his brother.
whatthepoint
Sorry a "magic" bullet
ImLeslieKnope
Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb
AlmostScientist
Anyone remember the King and Queen of France?
Ezekiel117
pepperidge farm remembers
jiminibillybob
Not off the top of my head. No..
UmmonPrime
"rim shot"
bitemark
tsunayou
Now that what a headline should look like.
Discoduck
Trump is such a whiny bitch. I hope he falls into a sink hole and dies.
therealSKYKING
I hope the same happens to you.
Discoduck
The man is indefensible and yet here you are.
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
I fucking love this show, watching Andy and April's wedding
obviouslyrob
That's one of my favorites! "Actually, this isn't a Halloween party, it's our wedding!"
mdjenkin93
MrsTitsMcGee
Cesar?
MosesJackson
Et tu, Trumpe?
amop
trump http://imgur.com/IS4">pj">http://imgur.com/IS44Wpj wyatt http://imgur.com/0A9CPKP
deOliveira
wow we gotta make this a thing
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
Well, Abe Lincoln had nearly half of the country straight up leave when he got elected, but sure, Donnie's definitely got it worse.
RideTheStimutacs
I'd wager Trump is being treated *more* fairly than any politician ever, in proportion to his actions.
WowSoSparkly
Bar so low a bunch of snakes organized a limbo competition.
Treblaine
Not really "fair", still very unfair, but moving away from fairness in his favour, not to his detriment.
browniesftw
pretty much. if it was a dem or non republican in office, the impeachment process would have been well under way by now
TheSecondPiewackit
It's just kinda "Ok, give him the ball..."
imooforyou
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_5bOW8XoAANBef.jpg
playingdead2022
Don't forget all those wives Henry the 8th be headed because he couldn't have a son.
zim57398
I remember this one guy named Lincoln was so hated half the country seceded, went to war with the other half, and then he was assassinated.
crh19425
Are we having fun yet?!?!
Natertoots
I mean they only shot JFK in the face.
ishotjfktwice
Yeah my b
Natertoots
Killed the family of the Russian Tsar.
Natertoots
Revolutionized and cut the heads off of French politicians.
DarkSock
*skullplate
barzilla1911
Who is "they"?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Wasn't there also a guy they didn't want as mayor so much they re-held the elction 4 times, he won all 4, and they jailed him instead?
jaminjimmyjames
Source?
irishgangsta54
back, and to the left.
Efreeti
back, and to the left.
hammersquirrel
CarlosFerrao
Trump would probably survive being shot in the brain. Doesn't use it
DarkSock
They could protect his brain with bulletproof underwear. Or Depends™...
TheGame21x
He has a brain?
TheDarkLordOfTrees
It's a Trump steak
johnvictor
Just no heart.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
he does but its a vestigial organ
PizzaSlutForever
Lol. (Not you btw. I don't mean you)
NoNightDigging
How do you think he reproduced?
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
with money?
sbugg
You don't need a brain to reproduce.
NoNightDigging
But you use your head. It's a dick joke.
ellisDtripp25
The Media shot JFK you should tell some one
Jepalaudsadsin
goflyblind
Rips4w
Fuck the meme. The dude who wrote that headline should be memorialized with a diamond statue on the fucking moon.
Yanov
A challenger appears:
PizzaSlutForever
That's the best fucking headline ever! That was my mum's absolute fav too
hamiltonleithauser
Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb
BreakingBean
That was a tweet by trump, not a headline
seandude689
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
not a tweet but a transcript of his liberty college speech.
Rips4w
The headline on the newspaper hidden ever so stealthily at the bottom half of the image was a tweet written by Trump? You sure about that?
BreakingBean
Yeah. The ABC logo at the bottom is from Parks & Rec, not a news headline. /a/Gs6e4
Rips4w
There is a headline on the newspaper....it's right there. A headline. Whether it be from a TV show or not, it's still a headline.
BreakingBean
It's not from a TV show or newspaper. The image with the logo has nothing to do with the title.
Rips4w
Not to mention, that is the NBC logo.
DicksmackMcgee
He edged out the previous leader "Bow Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb"
NervousNumbat
That's a low blow, Loblaw.
RichterCa
You can look that article up on "Bob Loblaw's Law Blog"
AvielMenter
It's from Parks and Recreation.
hoopinghannah
Ice ice baby from step brothers
OmegaKamidake
Someone still had to write the headline
nottheonlytwo
Yes. It was Jonathan Carlos.
Stillthinkingaboutit
Had to be Amy Poehler or whoever is writing Leslie's lines from when she talks to the reporter, Shawna. Sounds exactly like Leslie.
PizzaSlutForever
Oh. I was trying to read the story to figure out what was happening too. I haven't watched Parks & Recreation. Thanks for saving me!
acuteavocado7
I KNEW THAT GUY LOOKED FAMILIAR
ArdentSlacker
TIL the moon has a porn version. I guess sex there is... out of this world. :D
HitlersArtCritic
Yeah, there's a bunch of secret launches because they can't broadcast it on TV
ArdentSlacker
There could be a 24/7 channel about it, but it's censored and looks like static. :o
adjacentmountain
Saddam Hussein?
DarkSock
Fuzzlebutt
Trump is a huge fucking snowflake. Trump supporters are just one letter off of SJW's.. Their TJW's.
DarkSock
Trump's Jaundiced Whiners
Fuzzlebutt
And Trump is the 'Obstruction of Justice Warrior' now with recent events too.
DarkSock
Noice!
Fuzzlebutt
It's funny because he also can be called the Orange Juice Warrior.
DarthReznor
Love everything about this comment thread, upvotes for all
ellisDtripp25
Your right he's a millionaire and you are commenting on IMGUR what a loser he is
theresgarlicinthatnebula
There are a lot of spoiled brats who inherit millions from their daddy and are the worst losers out there...
DarkSock
*cough*Kim Jung Un*cough*
Brokehungryandalone
Being a millionaire just means your rich, it mean nothing other then that. Wealth is independent of both intelligence and social value.
ellisDtripp25
You are right it sure didn't help Hillary
DarkSock
{sigh} *you're*
ellisDtripp25
Thanks,at least that is constructive instead of the usual I Hate Everything Trump I get
eichelburglar
"Show me your birth certificate!"
P3at3ar
Started by Hillary Clinton btw.
IreallyMGur
Terrorist fist bumps, black musicians visiting the WH being called thugs & gangbangers, attacked for not saluting properly, etc, etc, etc
GirlWithTheLittleDog
Is that Adam Scott? What am I missing here... So confused
anlyin
Its from the show Parks and Recreation.
GirlWithTheLittleDog
Oh okay I see. I really need to watch that show
squintish
Was elected mayor of a town at age 18, then spent the entire budget on an ice skating palace, was kicked out of office and lives in infamy.
CoolHandRK
Trump led a movement claiming our first black president must have been born in Africa. He can take "treated fairly" and shove it up his ass.
ffilm
I don't even like Trump, but Hillary Clinton started that during the 2008 primary. He just kept it going.
dennydorko
Bullshit. http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-started-birther-movement/
therealSKYKING
You realize snopes is no longer considered a credible source, right?
dennydorko
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/17/us/politics/donald-trump-birther-obama.html?_r=0
dennydorko
http://www.businessinsider.com/did-hillary-clinton-start-the-birther-movement-2016-9
dennydorko
www.latimes.com/nation/politics/trailguide/la-na-live-updates-trailguide-donald-trump-digs-in-on-birther-lie-1475246747-htmlstory.html
dennydorko
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fact-checking-trumps-claim-clinton-started-birther-movement/story?id=42147995
dennydorko
http://www.factcheck.org/2015/07/was-hillary-clinton-the-original-birther/
dennydorko
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/birther-movement-founder-trump-clinton-228304
therealSKYKING
You literally just posted 3 of the other compromised sources. You haven't read the emails, have you?
dennydorko
http://theweek.com/speedreads/649186/no-hillary-clinton-did-not-start-birther-movement
dennydorko
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/17/politics/hillary-clinton-birther-conspiracy/
dennydorko
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/09/16/no-hillary-clinton-did-not-start-birther-movement/90500762/
dennydorko
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/sep/16/donald-trump/fact-checking-donald-trumps-claim-hillary-clinton-/
dennydorko
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/election/article102354777.html
ffilm
They do make it sound good, don't they?
GiddyUpBigTuna
You guys remember when the Tsar and his family were murdered just cause the people wanted someone else in charge?
Ryebread91
These happy days are yours and mine...
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BeesechurgerProductions
o7
kimsahobbit
Or that Mandela dude. Heard he was treated poorly.
redditRocksMySocks
He just went on vacation for a while
MundaneFinality
I heard he died back in the 90's in an alternate timeline.
HopefullyMadeYouThinkCritically
Remember how half the U.S. seceded before Lincoln took office because he was taking office?
Superbear53
Be more than half next time
cuzitsthere
I'm not sure we have to worry about Lincoln running again... I heard he got shot or something
monkeysfist101
Hell, I'd vote for zombie Lincoln.
orangemarmaladesky
Harvey Milk...
QuirkyWallace
Or that one young king who choked on poison during his own wedding? To be fair he was a dick.
Janusha
Because the tsars were a liability to keep alive.
Smayds
Or that forty-year period in Lichtenstein when a lot of important people got thrown out of a lot of windows?
YeahReallyyep
They got defenestrated.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
or when the romanian dictator and his wife were executed by firing squad live on television?
mercure
Well... he might have deserve this one.
elfenix
royalty aren't necessarily politicians, and that one wasn't.
butterbunns
Memba
ShakeDogResurrected
Or that guy who's rent is too damn high.
dasklaus
I'm not saying all the murdering was right, but you make it sound like there wasn't any good reason to topple the guy ...
amglasgow
Harvey Milk also comes to mind.
PhallicSorcery
Ooh, is this happening today?
FckMyAssholeWithYourBlood
Yes. That is was "in history" means
JayEnfield
Remember when Khrushchev went on vacation, and wasn't allowed to come back, and was edited out of the history books and died alone?
itisntisit
"Just"
Ihadntrealisedeveryonewroteajokeinsteadoftheiractualnames
I've got 2 words for you: we get a kickstater thing and hire a guy my uncle's neighbor knows who could make this problem 'disappear'.
BondHaimBond
Trump can see into his future. he said he predicted lots of misfortune, so...
IdLikeToRideAPigIntoBattle
The Tsar got treated fairly
elethomel
boo-hoos all around for the tsar getting murdered. no tears shed over millions of lives destroyed by the tsar beforehand
IdLikeToRideAPigIntoBattle
Yeah the tsar was an utter cunt. Strange that he gets defended
MalLecher2017
Monarch. Not a politician. He also caused the death of 10 million of his people.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Venezuela is slowly heading that direction, only for good reasons
ibetyoufivedollars
Or how about Caesar. Literally stabbed to death by the rest of the Senate because they thought he was getting too powerful
jaminjimmyjames
Remember when when Kennedy's brains flew out of his head, right in front of his wife, and the whole world got to see?
Retrikaethan
is that a suggestion?
PissedoffParamedic
Which time?
GiddyUpBigTuna
Bolshevik Revolution in Russia in 1918
2ndN
Then there's Sir Arthur Aston, who's head was beaten in with his wooden leg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Aston_(army_officer)
yourmomisminenow
I kinda get what you're suggesting
creeperintruder
They deserved it, and tbh Trump deserves the exact same treatment
DiabloPablo
I had to come a long way through the comments to find someone who knows history and not just a Disney movie.
RealFuckinNito
Well after they said freaking "Adolf" was "bullied to suicide by russians"... Ya know, I think they might be taking the piss. Just saying.
Monkeybeesmonkeybees
or hell, Archduke Ferdinand?
VonOhlnhausen
You are mistaking hereditary Nobles for Politicians, for that we would need to talk Kennedys and Bushes, not Trump.
AssistantToTheRegionalManagerDwightSchrute
And Anastasia screamed in vaun
SherMattLockSmith
Or the Defenestration of Prague. Defenestration, what a wonderful word.
AfrigginSamsquantch
Or that dutch fellow who was eaten by an angry mob of disgruntled supporters
DarkSock
GoldMember?
StonesOnTheHill
Well, he shouldn't have neglected the land army while wrapped in bacon, holding a shallot in his mouth & balancing precariously by a firepit
AfrigginSamsquantch
Johan de witt, source. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Sources on the actual partial eating are weak though. Most likely the mutilation part is true, but the eating probably not.
nclu
"I didn't think they'd eat 'my' face!" -man who ran on the mobs eating politicians' faces ticket
Spongybunny
I'm not sure they're still considered supporters when they resort to cannibalism.
Galhaar
Well democratic regime shift and "legitimate" protests weren't exactly a thing back then, especially not in a place as undeveloped as Russia
rbudrick
Hitler blah blah blah, nothing wrong
36roentgen
Or when Caesar's best friend stabbed him in the back?
ContagiousOutrageous
Is your father the inventor of toaster strudle?
Applepotamus
YourDailyDoseofGreyOldLabrador
Also not to mention that one German leader. Poor dude got bullied by russians so hard his last resort was suicide together with his wife.
EvilEkips
I vaguely remember that story. Wasn't he also an artist? Poor soul :(
JapAnus
A real tragedy. What a lot of people don't know is that the man who killed himself is also the man who killed Hitler. Real national hero
Arcian
1940s germans were the real victims of communism.
Darkspire
Naturally. Their only recourse was to stock their furnaces with "undesirables."
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Oh yeah I member
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
May God bless and keep the czar ... dot far away from us
KillerTofu69
Is that a possibility now? Asking for a friend...
TheDuke0fHazzard
You want a civil war? Because that's how you get a civil war. And one side is vastly outgunned.
KillerTofu69
Fight them with remedial math.
TheDuke0fHazzard
Til you find a trained sniper that's good at algebra AND follow up shots
KillerTofu69
I know a few.
LiveFreudDieJung
I can't wait until he's impeached and gone. The stupidest thing he says doesn't even crack the top 100 of George W. Bush's statements.
Ohashootystealy
Pepperidge farm remembers.
Starwaster
GODDAMN YOU! I was going to reply with that and then I thought... I better check first - have an upvote for your dumb Pepperidge Farm thing!
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
Man now I got to go to Walmart and get Pepperidge cookies. Every.Single.Time.